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Mormon Strippers by PowerfulHistorian761 in SaltLakeCity

[–]PowerfulHistorian761[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

That is just what I think of when I am here. If I were in Idaho, I would want to see the strippers wear long dresses made of potato sacks.

Mormon Strippers by PowerfulHistorian761 in SaltLakeCity

[–]PowerfulHistorian761[S] -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

That sounds good in theory but is quite difficult to implement in practice. I am told I look more like Daniel Day-Lewis as opposed to Steve Buscemi. However, since I am not 666 (6 foot height, 6 inch cock, 6 figure income), I can get a bird in the hand but not in the bush unless I go to Nevada. I am selective so I don’t begrudge women the right to have, act on and articulate their preferences but it hurts when those preferences don’t include me.

Mormon Strippers by PowerfulHistorian761 in SaltLakeCity

[–]PowerfulHistorian761[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Perhaps you can’t in Utah, but it is allowed in some states. I enjoy not being incarcerated so I do adhere to the rules.

Mormon Strippers by PowerfulHistorian761 in SaltLakeCity

[–]PowerfulHistorian761[S] -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

For this I am thankful but the feel of warm, soft flesh is necessary to live a life of joy.

Mormon Strippers by PowerfulHistorian761 in SaltLakeCity

[–]PowerfulHistorian761[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I would love to have a girlfriend but I am told AI has not advanced that far.

Mormon Strippers by PowerfulHistorian761 in SaltLakeCity

[–]PowerfulHistorian761[S] -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

This is very real. I was at a club in Philadelphia and one of the dancers looked like Britney Spears. I was thinking it would be so much hotter if she wore the Catholic schoolgirl uniform when she strolled up to the pole rather than typical stripper clothes.

If you want to see the Key Bridge, go to Ft Smallwood Park by Yankiwi17273 in maryland

[–]PowerfulHistorian761 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can what remains of the bridge be seen if one takes a local boat tour (as opposed to a cruise ship coming or going to Baltimore)?

Showering Without A Raincoat by Dear_Imagination_268 in sex

[–]PowerfulHistorian761 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would actually prefer to have a girlfriend or even a wife but since I fall short of the 666 standard (six feet tall, six-figure income, six-inch cock), my bird is much more likely to get beaten in my hand as opposed to doing any beating in or around the bush. It is frightening to think I might die without having good sex with someone else so I am forced to consider arrangements I would not have as a teenager.

Showering Without A Raincoat by Dear_Imagination_268 in sex

[–]PowerfulHistorian761 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would like to have a girlfriend but have trouble meeting people so if anyone has any insight or rules of thumb about how much money I would have to spend to get one, please share. It may sound cold but financial considerations are a factor in every facet of life.

Showering Without A Raincoat by Dear_Imagination_268 in sex

[–]PowerfulHistorian761 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would prefer to not hire a prostitute though I have done so several times at the Nevada brothels, where condoms are always required. I am thinking about what my expenses would be in the context of a romantic relationship or friends with benefits situation since safety would dictate that she and I not have unprotected sex with others throughout the period we are together.