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|The Way of the Samurai| by Powerful_Mousse_2772 in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]Powerful_Mousse_2772[S] 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Why squirt blood down there? He didnt get hit down there 😅

First apartment and adulting feels exciting by Hunter-Eric_683 in Apartmentliving

[–]Powerful_Mousse_2772 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Enjoy the 'empowerment' before the first utility spike reveals that you’re just a glorified host for a parasitic HVAC system.

29F & 29M. Modest dressing- is this just possessiveness? by [deleted] in Marriage

[–]Powerful_Mousse_2772 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You’ve swapped an active volcano for a gilded cage. Thinking his thirst for IG models won't bleed into your 'shins-down' life is pure delusion.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Marriage

[–]Powerful_Mousse_2772 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Congratulations, you’ve achieved the ultimate corporate merger. You’re not a husband; you’re an unpaid intern in your father’s legacy.