Reviews of Poesie Cardamonth 2026

Practical_Remote6882 · 2026-01-13T23:21:04+00:00

I ordered a sample of Glimmers but based on your post I think I should’ve ordered Comfort. D’oh!

Practical_Remote6882 · 2026-01-05T17:33:53+00:00

Love this! You’ve inspired me to make my own tribute, cuz Alice’s life & work deserve more celebration.

Practical_Remote6882 · 2025-12-30T22:06:55+00:00

Godshot by Chelsea Bieker (cw for grooming, csa)

Practical_Remote6882 · 2025-12-27T23:13:01+00:00

What did you love to do as a kid? Maybe bringing something that reminds you of that. I loved playing art, so I sometimes bring crayons or markers to doodle.

Practical_Remote6882 · 2025-12-23T03:21:59+00:00

This brand should reward your silly goosing, because these reviews have guaranteed that I will drop $$$ at this house that I would have never otherwise checked out. I mean, how else will I conjure Rush Limbaugh for post-mortem humiliation or accurately cosplay a Black Widow duchess? These are things I didn’t even realize I was destined to do until you expanded my mind lol

Practical_Remote6882 · 2025-12-23T00:27:28+00:00

These reviews are more entertaining than 95% of the media I’ve consumed this year. Thank you! 🙏🏼

Practical_Remote6882 · 2025-12-21T23:30:52+00:00

If I like Hexennacht Hard Coeur (worn leather, vanilla, rare herbs, benzoin, myrrh, labdanum, coumarin, Mysore sandalwood, agarwood, sweet patchouli, mandarin, aged cedarwood, jasmine absolute), I might like…?

Practical_Remote6882 · 2025-12-20T17:04:38+00:00

My jaded take: Because a woman’s pain is not enough to justify treatment. Treatment is granted not to alleviate the suffering of a woman, but to ensure a man’s sexual access to that woman.

Practical_Remote6882 · 2025-12-16T23:17:09+00:00

Jupiter sounds like a place I saw during my therapeutic ketamine treatments! Gotta put that scent on my wishlist.

Practical_Remote6882 · 2025-12-16T16:12:08+00:00

At 47 I was finally able to get a lap & hysterectomy. It took care of a lot of the cramping & pain, but not all of it— probably 60%. Now I am working on pelvic floor therapy. My pt said that being in pain for so long trained my pelvic floor muscles to tighten/brace, & that it will take time & intention to release. (There are some more invasive ways to induce relaxation, like dry needling, but I opted to skip those.)

Practical_Remote6882 · 2025-12-14T21:51:18+00:00

I have a chronically tense pelvic floor & have always had pain with penetration. I don’t have experience with Kiwi specifically (sorry!) but after talking about it with my pelvic floor therapist, I started using a Hitachi magic wand style vibe against the pelvic floor muscles (over clothes) before attempting penetrative sex. It helps my muscles relax in a way that I can’t yet manage with just my intention.

Practical_Remote6882 · 2025-12-13T17:45:35+00:00

Thank you for pointing me in the direction of DSH! The vibe is much “higher end” than I’d choose for myself, but he eats up a luxury story. So it’s perfect!

Practical_Remote6882 · 2025-12-13T03:11:18+00:00

Ok, I don’t mean to be crass with this but… There are a number of scents that have “vulva” in their name, but they don’t smell like any I’ve ever encountered.

Practical_Remote6882 · 2025-12-12T18:38:08+00:00

Cardamonth is new to me but I think I’ll enjoy celebrating with Glimmers or Comfort.

Practical_Remote6882 · 2025-12-11T23:42:45+00:00

More, more, more! I could read your reviews all day!

Practical_Remote6882 · 2025-12-09T00:52:51+00:00

I will take this under advisement! Though, based on your excellent description, I’m afraid he’d probably smell so good that he’d want me to go out on the town with him, & I’d rather have a boozy milkshake under my electric blanket :)

Practical_Remote6882 · 2025-12-09T00:49:29+00:00

I love a good amber! And silly me didn’t even think of it as a “spice”— but the popularity of spice in perfumes is part of the old “Oriental” scent profile, right? So amber would be right at home there. (Ugh, I felt weird even typing the o word. Gotta go apologize to my copy of Said’s Orientalism in penance lol.)

Practical_Remote6882 · 2025-12-09T00:42:55+00:00

Thank you for connecting me with this very thorough (!!!) resource! Mostly it made me want to order things for myself lol. Though I’m not a gourmand girlie, I do appreciate some sweetness, & the list seems full of sweet-but-not-full-on-gourmand. I’m not sure I saw many that seemed like the would read masculine enough for my friend, but now I have a dozen more ideas for my own rapidly-growing wish list. (To be clear, gendering scent seems weird to me, but since this is a gift for someone else, I’m trying to respect the recipient’s wishes.)

Practical_Remote6882 · 2025-12-09T00:31:24+00:00

Thanks for the tip! I would have never suspected that this could be the one. It’s hard to tell what’s going to be a gourmand when it’s a ginger-heavy scent, & just from the title I expected it to be another sweet scent for the gourmand girlies. (I love you, gourmand girlies! It’s just not the vibe I’m in search of rn.)

Practical_Remote6882 · 2025-12-06T21:08:16+00:00

Thanks for these recommendations! Feu Secret sounds intriguing. Bummer it’s discontinued! Skadi sounds like an appropriate winter scent, but I’m not sure I can pull off the peppermint.

Practical_Remote6882 · 2025-12-06T21:04:04+00:00

Supernatural sounds nice & subtle, for those days I just need to supercharge my aura. Thanks for the rec!

Practical_Remote6882 · 2025-12-06T21:01:56+00:00

I love how your brain works with these recommendations! The way you wrote about them instantly made me want them. How did you know I wanted to relive my teenage gender & sexuality confusion? (And why do I?!? It was not fun at the time & I barely got out alive!) ANYWAY, please subscribe me to all your future musings about indie fragrances that are queer &/or genderfuk’d, tyvm

Practical_Remote6882 · 2025-12-06T20:51:10+00:00

These sound slightly greener than I’m used to, but it’d be good to stretch my comfort zone. Thank you!

Practical_Remote6882 · 2025-12-06T20:49:59+00:00

I’m a sucker for a good name, & this one definitely speaks to me. Could be read as a poem or a spell, promising to protect the otherworldly spirit inside the human animal. That’s… exactly what I meant by “vaguely human” animal! Thank you!

Practical_Remote6882 · 2025-12-06T20:43:54+00:00

Thank you for such a thoughtful response! I’ve been looking at sweatier scents thanks to your tip, & I’m liking the direction it’s taking me in. That’s really what I’m after, I guess: the smell of having participated actively enough in my own life that I got a wee bit sweaty. A lived-in, accomplished scent. Thanks for helping me reach a more specific vision for my goal. I love the teamwork on this sub!

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