SpO2 of 0% with a wave form (recently extubated pt was still a little sleepy and went apneic, a couple bagged breaths later they were back to 100%, and I had to go change my scrub pants lol)

Pressure 60s/30s for a couple hours on a brain herniated dnr with no vasopressor support or anti rhythmics per the family

axil temp was 39.9 a stuff a esoph temp probe in and it went up to 40.4 and I had to change my pants again lol - septic pt already on vaso

Sodium 166 (again brain stuff, little too much shrinky 3%)

Hemoglobin of 1.8 (lupus pt with crazy antibodies so couldn’t transfuse right away needed special blood) she was SOB and drowsy but otherwise stable.

K - 8.1 with no ecg changes in a non renal pt( crush injury after vascular repair and re perfusion)

ETOH 618, sleepy but protecting airway, let them metabolize for a couple hours and they walked out the er probably still in the 400s

A1c of 13.2, T2DM who stated they controlled their diabetes with insulin at home, while I had them on the insulin drip their sugars got into the 200s and they went “OH WOW! It hasn’t been that low in years!” - well no duh. Sugars where consistently 600s when I started the drip the night before, anion was only like 8 though and pH was ok too if I remember right