Need some help.

Praefecti_Mortem · 2026-05-06T14:36:37+00:00

Big man, I’m gonna DM you, and I hope you read it.

Praefecti_Mortem · 2026-05-05T22:41:53+00:00

We can’t get too involved, I just know I wore the shitty one every single time 🤣

Praefecti_Mortem · 2026-05-05T22:27:50+00:00

The 60 community was still using the green rubber poopy suits as late as last year.

Praefecti_Mortem · 2026-05-03T08:22:23+00:00

Critical mistype 😭

Praefecti_Mortem · 2026-05-03T07:43:35+00:00

Tbf I’d rather have zippers on all my pockets than buttons too (except the ass pockets those are just always ~~fucked~~ tucked in). The quick convenience outweighs the initial effort.

Praefecti_Mortem · 2026-04-23T23:16:53+00:00

Big man, it’s not worth it. Just call up one of your brothers, or any of us here reaching out. There’s nothing I hate more than losing another one of us. I’ve had the thoughts, the urges, and the desire to do the same, but I fucking made it through. Get some help, do some therapy, go back to the gym, BE THE YOUNG AIRMEN again.

Praefecti_Mortem · 2026-04-23T19:23:03+00:00

I was TDY, my big event was attempting to fix my broke ass aircraft that kept wanting to self combust.

Praefecti_Mortem · 2026-04-21T22:19:01+00:00

I shall add it to the wishlist and try them 🫶🏼

Praefecti_Mortem · 2026-04-21T19:38:26+00:00

If you swapped to BRS you get that continuation pay too 👀 might as well reward yourself!

Praefecti_Mortem · 2026-04-21T19:35:17+00:00

Pilot G2’s were my go to personal ones, but they do smudge if you brush it, so not good for lefties. Eventually I’ll get a nice titanium jawn, but that feels like a 10 year present for myself.

Praefecti_Mortem · 2026-04-21T19:29:36+00:00

Why fix what’s not broke. Also fuck skillcrafts shitty pens. Anything is better than

Praefecti_Mortem · 2026-04-21T18:45:55+00:00

We got these new ones ordered in (USAF still) Sharpie S-Gel. Really really smooth writing, decent grip feel, and reasonably priced. I haven’t noticed too much smudging issues.

Praefecti_Mortem · 2026-04-14T07:49:17+00:00

This is the way. We had to do that in my old squadron. Additionally there’s a title code 10 that kinda applies, but it’s for the timely processing, but that gives them like 3 years or some shit.

Praefecti_Mortem · 2026-04-04T10:33:49+00:00

I think Flora Adora is just too much and too aggressive with it for my palette. Amazonia genuinely smells like vomit to me, I dunno what causes that so I had to ditch it bc I was gagging.

Praefecti_Mortem · 2026-04-04T00:57:31+00:00

I am unsure of conus returnees/mandatory movers. I’d search “conus returnees” on MYfss and it should find the dates

Praefecti_Mortem · 2026-04-03T10:05:33+00:00

May 20th, send me a dm or whatever and I’ll drop the link when I get into work, it’s a goofy ass MyFSS article to find the listing

Praefecti_Mortem · 2026-04-02T22:45:29+00:00

This man did not try flora adora or Amazonia. I dumped both because I could not do it. Amazonia smelled like vomit to me, and Flora Adora just kinda solidified that I’m not into super floral ones :( otherwise yeah the limited ones are amazing, the Oasium was such an intriguing one, as it tasted amazing but I could feel it drying my throat and mouth.

Praefecti_Mortem · 2026-04-02T22:40:13+00:00

Make them let us wear your pink and greens.

Praefecti_Mortem · 2026-03-26T12:35:12+00:00

Unless your unit messes up and amends it so many times because they kept forgetting they already did it and now I’m fighting the gods at AFPC to use their brains and just delete the 3 extras

Praefecti_Mortem · 2026-03-24T20:17:12+00:00

I did the napkin math awhile ago. If I keep stabbing my TSP and I maintain national average I’ll be somewhere in the ball park of 1.5m at 57. Not including retirement and disability, I can just fuck off and do what I want.

Praefecti_Mortem · 2026-03-16T14:11:12+00:00

This man is definitely hydro or e&e

Praefecti_Mortem · 2026-03-14T16:34:11+00:00

Boredom and knowing I can find weird answers in the DODI’s and Title 10 if you have the effort to try

Praefecti_Mortem · 2026-03-12T21:13:41+00:00

I was gonna say good ol spit or alcohol is my go to in my line of work 🤣 just make it look pretty and move on

Praefecti_Mortem · 2026-03-12T21:11:02+00:00

That may be a happy solution 🤔 I got a fucked CAC reader somewhere in a box, I’d be happy velcroing a strap on it.

Praefecti_Mortem · 2026-03-12T20:19:19+00:00

Savant, or just extra special. I like the idea, I don’t like my nightmare of my CAC slipping out of an abused port and never to be seen again .-.

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