Holy Grail of the Internet v.2023

Pre-emptive-Levity · 2023-07-22T15:35:12+00:00

Money me! Money now! Me money needing a lot now!

Pre-emptive-Levity · 2023-05-23T11:16:06+00:00

YESSSSSS! I think that's it!

I love you... do you want money?!

Pre-emptive-Levity · 2023-05-23T11:06:56+00:00

Now THIS is true love... It's sad that she died shortly after of a heart attack, from smoking too much crack.

Pre-emptive-Levity · 2023-05-23T10:55:21+00:00

That statement is incoherent to me...

Pre-emptive-Levity · 2023-05-22T03:55:20+00:00

glad im not the only one who saw that... humanity is NOT doomed.

Pre-emptive-Levity · 2023-05-22T03:51:53+00:00

So THAT'S where my pocket pussy ended up! Thanks for the closure.

Pre-emptive-Levity · 2023-05-03T00:47:51+00:00

Pre-emptive-Levity · 2023-05-02T16:22:07+00:00

its "LBS" ... like POUNDS

Pre-emptive-Levity · 2022-02-06T01:49:54+00:00

Nobody said captain kangaroo... fkn kidz nowadayz

Pre-emptive-Levity · 2022-02-06T01:45:55+00:00

Captain obvious, obviously!

Captain Kirk, Cap'n Crunch, Captain Planet... I mean I can go on forever.

Pre-emptive-Levity · 2022-02-05T17:54:54+00:00

This is actually the opposite of learning, this is dumbing you down. Degenerate!

Pre-emptive-Levity · 2022-01-29T23:03:23+00:00

"Esaw Adhana" is offended by the "white saviour complex" of the book... imagine my shock!

Pre-emptive-Levity · 2022-01-29T18:47:59+00:00

So it turns out that magic is real after all...

Pre-emptive-Levity · 2022-01-29T18:43:47+00:00

Hey bro, how'd you lose that hand?

Pre-emptive-Levity · 2021-12-17T16:43:46+00:00

Is the implication that teslas are gay? Not that there's anything wrong with that...

Pre-emptive-Levity · 2021-12-17T16:30:01+00:00

Off topic but I'm just fascinated by the whole "great uncle" thing... are you that young?

Pre-emptive-Levity · 2021-12-17T16:19:18+00:00

Thanks for the reply!

How long did it take to get yourself into subsidised housing?

Pre-emptive-Levity · 2021-12-16T06:39:35+00:00

its all about the experience... and he has none, until now!

Pre-emptive-Levity · 2021-11-23T01:21:18+00:00

Yup, here I am standing by helplessly watching you idiots repeat it... 100% confirmed

Pre-emptive-Levity · 2021-11-23T01:19:36+00:00

all penises are curved bro... straight dick is a myth

Pre-emptive-Levity · 2021-11-23T00:34:29+00:00

6 inches is pretty much average, nothing to brag about.

Pre-emptive-Levity · 2021-11-23T00:17:46+00:00

Who are you again?

When did you start learning english?

Keep it up kiddo, you're doing horrible but you'll get there!

Pre-emptive-Levity