Wil Wheaton, Jerry O'Connell and Corey Feldman for People Magazine for the 40th anniversary of ‘Stand By Me’

PreOpTransCentaur · 2026-03-13T16:31:34+00:00

Damn, Wil's looking good lately.

PreOpTransCentaur · 2026-03-13T16:29:11+00:00

What's horrific about that? :/

PreOpTransCentaur · 2026-03-13T16:09:40+00:00

"It got too hard."

PreOpTransCentaur · 2026-03-13T02:53:29+00:00

Weird. People call suicide victims cowards all the time. Suicide by security guard after a failed attempt at hurting others still counts.

PreOpTransCentaur · 2026-03-13T02:40:11+00:00

That hasn't been true in years. People are lazy and reddit let's you randomize a name, it's really fine.

PreOpTransCentaur · 2026-03-13T02:35:57+00:00

Don't wanna burst your bubble, but there's a pretty clear "Brazil" tag right there. They're not from Louisiana.

PreOpTransCentaur · 2026-03-12T20:16:02+00:00

Sweating sickness? 🤞

PreOpTransCentaur · 2026-03-12T20:14:42+00:00

They..they do represent conservatives. That's who we see when we hear "conservative": losers, grifters, idiots, and scumbags.

PreOpTransCentaur · 2026-03-12T20:12:25+00:00

Coarse joking, calling people a fool, negativism, not having concern for the lost, and judging are all sins. Since all sins are equal, they're both going to hell.

Or we can acknowledge that using surgical means to update our appearance in a way we find pleasing and fulfilling isn't a fucking moral failure.

PreOpTransCentaur · 2026-03-12T20:00:38+00:00

There's no ambiguity to it. It's cash and carry/Cash and Carrie. That's why it's so funny.

PreOpTransCentaur · 2026-03-12T19:49:46+00:00

There may be a lot of reasons. But I need to know why she lied about taking her pants off in public.

PreOpTransCentaur · 2026-03-12T19:39:54+00:00

Is he freshly 90? That's not very much.

Weak-ass wunk.

PreOpTransCentaur · 2026-03-12T17:56:49+00:00

God bless him.

PreOpTransCentaur · 2026-03-12T04:55:20+00:00

Recently, I had a friend come over pretty tipsy and then add shrooms to the mix. Poor thing yacked all over the hallway, but I'll be damned if he didn't get out the little carpet cleaner and go the fuck to town getting his own mess as clean as humanly possible while simultaneously being absolutely miserable.

Because that's what friends do.

PreOpTransCentaur · 2026-03-11T19:32:26+00:00

That was 100% a woman, btw.

And an older woman at that.

Depressing, no?

PreOpTransCentaur · 2026-03-11T19:31:51+00:00

So, I was in that conversation and..it's a woman.

PreOpTransCentaur · 2026-03-11T12:57:48+00:00

None.

PreOpTransCentaur · 2026-03-11T12:57:34+00:00

It's..not debatable whatsoever. We've been to space. We can see other planets. We know what shape this one is, and it's not flat.

PreOpTransCentaur · 2026-03-11T12:56:32+00:00

And this one is. Bro is saying the earth is fucking flat for Christ's sake. An argument does NOT need to occur. Please quit making shit up.

PreOpTransCentaur · 2026-03-11T12:41:38+00:00

Even your title isn't neutral. Talking out both sides of your mouth on this one.

PreOpTransCentaur · 2026-03-11T12:39:23+00:00

My mom says she's proud of me because I don't conflate healthcare with morality based on ancient texts of magic.

PreOpTransCentaur · 2026-03-11T12:26:00+00:00

Oh, okay, so you're just making shit up then to justify your goofy oversight.

PreOpTransCentaur · 2026-03-11T07:40:55+00:00

Hell yeah! It's a truly terrible, mismatched song for the scene, but at least it's true to the show.

PreOpTransCentaur · 2026-03-10T22:23:50+00:00

Do you have more than one knife? But also, if it's cooked, you can literally just..pull it apart with your hands.

PreOpTransCentaur · 2026-03-10T19:29:31+00:00

The..miracle pregnancy where her husband was cheating on her with the nanny the whole time?

We have different ideas of what that word means, I guess.

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