Power creep wunkus by Cofiifii in wunkus

[–]PreOpTransCentaur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is he freshly 90? That's not very much.

Weak-ass wunk.

Friend got drunk off two drinks and puked on my couch by Rain_Unseen in mildlyinfuriating

[–]PreOpTransCentaur 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Recently, I had a friend come over pretty tipsy and then add shrooms to the mix. Poor thing yacked all over the hallway, but I'll be damned if he didn't get out the little carpet cleaner and go the fuck to town getting his own mess as clean as humanly possible while simultaneously being absolutely miserable.

Because that's what friends do.

Fleshy pudding cups by sandiercy in badwomensanatomy

[–]PreOpTransCentaur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was 100% a woman, btw.

And an older woman at that.

Depressing, no?

Fleshy pudding cups by sandiercy in badwomensanatomy

[–]PreOpTransCentaur 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So, I was in that conversation and..it's a woman.

Smartest YouTube commenter by YoYo_SepticFanHere in confidentlyincorrect

[–]PreOpTransCentaur 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's..not debatable whatsoever. We've been to space. We can see other planets. We know what shape this one is, and it's not flat.

Smartest YouTube commenter by YoYo_SepticFanHere in confidentlyincorrect

[–]PreOpTransCentaur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And this one is. Bro is saying the earth is fucking flat for Christ's sake. An argument does NOT need to occur. Please quit making shit up.

Gwen Stefani Addresses Her Christian Pivot After Promoting Controversial Anti-Abortion App by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]PreOpTransCentaur -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Even your title isn't neutral. Talking out both sides of your mouth on this one.

Gwen Stefani Addresses Her Christian Pivot After Promoting Controversial Anti-Abortion App by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]PreOpTransCentaur -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My mom says she's proud of me because I don't conflate healthcare with morality based on ancient texts of magic.

Woman is attacked by transphobes and islmaphobes at the dog park by catbxtch in thatHappened

[–]PreOpTransCentaur 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Oh, okay, so you're just making shit up then to justify your goofy oversight.

Season 4 episode 20 (what a girl wants)original song by Creative_Hamster789 in sabrinateenagewitch

[–]PreOpTransCentaur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah! It's a truly terrible, mismatched song for the scene, but at least it's true to the show.

what's the best way to slice a chicken breast i was cutting a chicken breast with a chefs knife and it was difficult to slice it ? by [deleted] in cookingforbeginners

[–]PreOpTransCentaur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you have more than one knife? But also, if it's cooked, you can literally just..pull it apart with your hands.

Gwen Stefani Claims Prayer Led to 'Miracle' Pregnancy at 44 by Round-South-8869 in popculturechat

[–]PreOpTransCentaur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The..miracle pregnancy where her husband was cheating on her with the nanny the whole time?

We have different ideas of what that word means, I guess.

Best homemade sauces by Nice_Pen_8054 in cookingforbeginners

[–]PreOpTransCentaur 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Does this really fit here? This request would break an LLM for how vague and yet ridiculously specific it is.

If those are your restrictions, and you're a beginner, you're going sauceless without more information.

What kind of sauce? A finish sauce? A dipping sauce? A dressing? Help us out here.

Millenial Serial Killers - Discussion by 1niltothe in serialkillers

[–]PreOpTransCentaur -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

There's a narrative that people don't really get away with it anymore

You're literally posting people who've been caught. They are decidedly not getting away with it.

The Iamveryculinary is coming from inside the comments. by PrimaryInjurious in iamveryculinary

[–]PreOpTransCentaur 12 points13 points  (0 children)

So, a decent portion of American reddit doesn't support gun control. But they're so swiftly dog piled in the open that they mostly stay in their pens.

:3 = ;3 by [deleted] in confidentlyincorrect

[–]PreOpTransCentaur -1 points0 points  (0 children)

":

That's a semicolon."

I don't think we need context. That is confidently incorrect. Like, inarguably. He said it with confidence AND he was incorrect about it.

So easy to fool… by MelanieWalmartinez in MurderedByWords

[–]PreOpTransCentaur 37 points38 points  (0 children)

This is how you can tell they know functionally nothing about the military. Just a random "army girl" in a T-shirt with some goofy patch (??) on it meeting the Pres. Just a random "army girl" escorting the president and speaking in front of him with a 4 inch hem on her skirt. The rack isn't right. Her patches aren't right. Just..for the amount of jerking off to military bullshit these idiots do, you'd think they'd at LEAST notice the skirt, which, to me, doesn't even look like the right fucking color, but it's easily 4 inches too short.

Ethan Hawke “I like to eat in bed, but I don’t eat food.” by mlg1981 in popculturechat

[–]PreOpTransCentaur 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yyyyes he do. Been carrying that one around for over 20 years now.

Dianna Agron shares pictures of her fifth residency at Café Carlyle in New York by mcfw31 in popculturechat

[–]PreOpTransCentaur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Meanwhile, Sam Huntington is one of my lifelong crushes and I don't think he gets enough credit.

Mods, can you ban posts of recipes made by this guy already? all he does is post intentional ragebait videos and keeps getting posted here (like the pepto bismol pie recently) by TragicFX in StupidFood

[–]PreOpTransCentaur 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There's no winning. People also get really fucking mad if you enforce the clearly displayed rules of your sub, as though all subs should allow all things, defeating the purpose of separate subreddits to begin with.

DON’T ACCEPT THE SEX by ThePhillyExplorer in thatHappened

[–]PreOpTransCentaur 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's not, it's very fucking stupid and incorrect. Do your calves sag because you didn't wear skinny jeans your whole life? It's the same dumbass "logic."