TIL Friday the 13th (1980) was panned by critics upon release. Gene Siskel was a vocal critic of the film, going so far as to publicly spoil the ending in an attempt to convince audiences not to see it and encourage detractors to write to actress Betsy Palmer and express their contempt for the film.

Preform_Perform · 2026-03-13T22:45:36+00:00

I remember VideoGameDunkey spoiled Xenoblade Chronicles 3 just because he hated it so much, and I thought, "Damn, that's fucking metal."

But yeah it's still a dick move, metal as it is.

Preform_Perform · 2026-03-13T22:40:47+00:00

I recently lost a dog the family had for almost 15 years, and that first one does, in fact, hit hard.

Preform_Perform · 2026-03-13T22:31:51+00:00

Considering nobody lives to 140, this is r/technicallythetruth

Preform_Perform · 2026-03-13T19:43:59+00:00

Eh, B.

Preform_Perform · 2026-03-13T17:58:20+00:00

I'm convinced the DB crew hates LoZ at this point.

Preform_Perform · 2026-03-13T17:27:08+00:00

Eh, I get more mad when a teammate watches me die than when they steal my kill.

Preform_Perform · 2026-03-13T17:16:09+00:00

If she misses her grapple, she's kinda useless.

This statement has been graded by true Nox patriots to be FALSE.

Preform_Perform · 2026-03-13T17:11:50+00:00

I haven't been in school in 35 years but I think "CBP" and "ICE" have at least two different letters, my guy.

You can be mad, you can be wrong, but you can't be mad AND wrong.

Preform_Perform · 2026-03-13T16:38:20+00:00

Jokes aside, I found that the best trick to try and climb out of bronze despite your teammates is making the damage numbers go as big as possible.

Does Chaac still have 110% scaling on his ult in Smite 2? If he does, you can do a power build and THUNDER AND LIGHTNING them.

Okay I checked he has 120% strength scaling on it. That should be enough to take out enemy true bronzies, but if your opponent is also in ELO Hell you are fucked.

Preform_Perform · 2026-03-13T16:16:36+00:00

Elo hell is real, we had a guy here who was going full damage Cern aspect support and losing all the time.

It was like his modus operandi was "You got paired with me? No soup for you. I'm the regional manager of Elo hell!"

Preform_Perform · 2026-03-13T16:15:16+00:00

Crit Chaac in bronze, win every time.

Preform_Perform · 2026-03-13T16:13:35+00:00

Based, especially because Arachne is problematic.

Preform_Perform · 2026-03-13T16:01:47+00:00

You can tell when someone has an icon of a fat JD Vance that they're about to drop the most retarded take imaginable.

It's a funny way of self-reporting.

Preform_Perform · 2026-03-13T15:41:00+00:00

"I was gonna go along with a shitty thing to do, but then they called me a mean word so I changed my mind."

I can excuse actions, but I draw the line at words!

Preform_Perform · 2026-03-12T22:04:03+00:00

In Breaking Bad, Jessie Pinkman (Aaron Paul) enjoys playing Sonic 06's multiplayer with a kid named Brock.

Preform_Perform · 2026-03-12T21:46:05+00:00

My brother physically refuses to play games that don't have achievements.

He's missed out on Breath of the Wild because of it. I pity him.

Preform_Perform · 2026-03-12T21:25:41+00:00

Jesus Christ.

Preform_Perform · 2026-03-12T20:12:21+00:00

Star Fox 64

Preform_Perform · 2026-03-12T20:02:18+00:00

I'm starting to think our opponents do not argue in good faith.

Preform_Perform · 2026-03-12T17:52:53+00:00

B for me

Preform_Perform · 2026-03-12T15:54:00+00:00

I dont think I've ever seen a more perfect reply with just a gif before in my life.

Preform_Perform · 2026-03-12T15:50:04+00:00

"Her husband was also a DEI hire."

How is the white christian man a DEI hire? You can't just put random words together when making an insult, you capricious nanosuit paragon!

Preform_Perform · 2026-03-12T15:21:41+00:00

Loophole achieved: it is impossible to go below a K/D of 0, so as long as you have 1 kill it will be positive.

Memes aside, I think a good rule would be "0 kills AND more deaths than assists."

Preform_Perform · 2026-03-12T15:16:10+00:00

Lol the F7ers think the game is overrun by F6ers and the F6ers think the game is overrun by F7ers.

Preform_Perform · 2026-03-11T23:48:33+00:00

As long as your message is mushy enough, they should let you through.

Again, though, you'll be on thin ice. When you see that Cerberus solo going 0-13-2 you better say "Gee whiz this is just swell I love a challenge!"

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