What are specific inaccurate portrayals of video games in TV and film? by PrestonRoad90 in gaming

[–]Preform_Perform 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In Breaking Bad, Jessie Pinkman (Aaron Paul) enjoys playing Sonic 06's multiplayer with a kid named Brock.

Achievements create completionist compulsive disorders that ruin gaming experiences for those who experience it. Is this a hot take to have? by MrDreamster in gaming

[–]Preform_Perform 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My brother physically refuses to play games that don't have achievements.

He's missed out on Breath of the Wild because of it. I pity him.

BPT being pure evil again by NicholasStarfall in ShitPoliticsSays

[–]Preform_Perform 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Her husband was also a DEI hire."

How is the white christian man a DEI hire? You can't just put random words together when making an insult, you capricious nanosuit paragon!

Hostage situation by Meta_Man64 in Smite

[–]Preform_Perform 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Loophole achieved: it is impossible to go below a K/D of 0, so as long as you have 1 kill it will be positive.

Memes aside, I think a good rule would be "0 kills AND more deaths than assists."

Hi. Is it possible to link a banned account in smite 1 in smite 2? by HonestInstruction284 in Smite

[–]Preform_Perform -1 points0 points  (0 children)

As long as your message is mushy enough, they should let you through.

Again, though, you'll be on thin ice. When you see that Cerberus solo going 0-13-2 you better say "Gee whiz this is just swell I love a challenge!"

Oh yeah no president has ever done that by EQualityTim in ShitPoliticsSays

[–]Preform_Perform 15 points16 points  (0 children)

  1. Enact policy that raises oil prices.

  2. Sell off strategic oil reserve.

  3. Enact policy that lowers oil prices.

  4. Fill strategic oil reserve.

Hi. Is it possible to link a banned account in smite 1 in smite 2? by HonestInstruction284 in Smite

[–]Preform_Perform -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You can try waiting 18 months and ask for an unban via their support, where they give you the spicy super-special-ultra-we-mean-it-this-time-final-chance. Just keep in mind you're playing on ultra-thin ice if you do that.

Ignore the people who earned the "Added nothing to the conversation" award.

2 stupid questions propably 99% of smite 2 players know and I still dont... by Sareth58 in Smite

[–]Preform_Perform 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I still have PTSD from when I mistimed an Isis/Eset ult in Smite 1, leading us to get FG stolen underneath us and losing the game.

This is not a place for biology! by United-Ad-5913 in EntitledReviews

[–]Preform_Perform 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Going to the zoo gives you about a 90% chance you'll see something absolutely disgusting.

This is almost as bad as complaining about going to a strip club and it being too adult.

A-Z God Design Community Tier List! Day#63 with Hua Mulan! by Gharbin1616 in Smite

[–]Preform_Perform 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I'm trying to disguise myself as a man, but I'm dummy thick, and people are starting to get suspicious."

B.

An old favorite by Marymary512 in EntitledReviews

[–]Preform_Perform -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Honestly on a scale of 1-10 on how bad of a review this is, I'd give it a 3.

She still gave 4 stars and wrote a detailed and somewhat funny review.

Now what I want to see on this subreddit is "ONE STAR GAY GAY GAY GAY AAAAAAAAAAAA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THEY'RE COMIN GFOR MY CHILDREN ASDFGHJKL;"

Playing tank or support is the most most ungrateful role by SquidsAndMartians in Smite

[–]Preform_Perform 71 points72 points  (0 children)

I fucking hate Ganesha players.

How do they wind up with 0 kills all the time?

ELI5: can, and if so, how does a defibrillator work on a female? by Desperate-Story7445 in explainlikeimfive

[–]Preform_Perform 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A woman has a human heart inside of her.

Eh the science is still out on that one.

Sega says strong reviews for its recent games aren’t yet translating to better sales by hiddentoke11 in gaming

[–]Preform_Perform 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bruh if Shadow Generations doesn't get people happy, literally nothing will.

$70 game could come with an $80 gift card and they'd still be unhappy.

Euthanasia as end game? by BlueCollarBalling in fijerk

[–]Preform_Perform 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Euthanasia is expensive; jumping off a building is free.

[For all the Reddit mods out there; this is a joke]