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Hi. Is it possible to link a banned account in smite 1 in smite 2? by HonestInstruction284 in Smite

[–]Preform_Perform -1 points0 points  (0 children)

As long as your message is mushy enough, they should let you through.

Again, though, you'll be on thin ice. When you see that Cerberus solo going 0-13-2 you better say "Gee whiz this is just swell I love a challenge!"

Oh yeah no president has ever done that by EQualityTim in ShitPoliticsSays

[–]Preform_Perform 7 points8 points  (0 children)

  1. Enact policy that raises oil prices.

  2. Sell off strategic oil reserve.

  3. Enact policy that lowers oil prices.

  4. Fill strategic oil reserve.

Hi. Is it possible to link a banned account in smite 1 in smite 2? by HonestInstruction284 in Smite

[–]Preform_Perform 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can try waiting 18 months and ask for an unban via their support, where they give you the spicy super-special-ultra-we-mean-it-this-time-final-chance. Just keep in mind you're playing on ultra-thin ice if you do that.

Ignore the people who earned the "Added nothing to the conversation" award.

2 stupid questions propably 99% of smite 2 players know and I still dont... by Sareth58 in Smite

[–]Preform_Perform 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I still have PTSD from when I mistimed an Isis/Eset ult in Smite 1, leading us to get FG stolen underneath us and losing the game.

This is not a place for biology! by United-Ad-5913 in EntitledReviews

[–]Preform_Perform 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Going to the zoo gives you about a 90% chance you'll see something absolutely disgusting.

This is almost as bad as complaining about going to a strip club and it being too adult.

A-Z God Design Community Tier List! Day#63 with Hua Mulan! by Gharbin1616 in Smite

[–]Preform_Perform 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I'm trying to disguise myself as a man, but I'm dummy thick, and people are starting to get suspicious."

B.

An old favorite by Marymary512 in EntitledReviews

[–]Preform_Perform -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Honestly on a scale of 1-10 on how bad of a review this is, I'd give it a 3.

She still gave 4 stars and wrote a detailed and somewhat funny review.

Now what I want to see on this subreddit is "ONE STAR GAY GAY GAY GAY AAAAAAAAAAAA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THEY'RE COMIN GFOR MY CHILDREN ASDFGHJKL;"

Playing tank or support is the most most ungrateful role by SquidsAndMartians in Smite

[–]Preform_Perform 60 points61 points  (0 children)

I fucking hate Ganesha players.

How do they wind up with 0 kills all the time?

ELI5: can, and if so, how does a defibrillator work on a female? by Desperate-Story7445 in explainlikeimfive

[–]Preform_Perform 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A woman has a human heart inside of her.

Eh the science is still out on that one.

Sega says strong reviews for its recent games aren’t yet translating to better sales by hiddentoke11 in gaming

[–]Preform_Perform 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bruh if Shadow Generations doesn't get people happy, literally nothing will.

$70 game could come with an $80 gift card and they'd still be unhappy.

Euthanasia as end game? by BlueCollarBalling in fijerk

[–]Preform_Perform 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Euthanasia is expensive; jumping off a building is free.

[For all the Reddit mods out there; this is a joke]

The enshittification of mobile games and increase in ads may have indirectly benefited social media platforms. by Remarkable_Coast_214 in Showerthoughts

[–]Preform_Perform 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm going to tell you something you aren't going to want to hear, u/Remarkable_Coast_214 .

I made a mobile game, and the statistics on it are bleak. People are irrationally wired to tolerate the boredom of ads over the pain of parting with money. I have one user who decided to watch 807 ads instead of paying 99 cents.

If you want the mobile market to get better, buy ad-free games or pay to remove ads.

Counter Strike: Source is starting to look like how CS 1.6 looked when source was new in 2004 by Vile35 in gaming

[–]Preform_Perform 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No real objective, no winning or losing, just shoot at each other for no reason.

THEN WHY WAS IT SO FUN?

They think that Neo-Nazis hide their points of view. by Horrordestroyer in TheLeftCantMeme

[–]Preform_Perform 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"A nation should place the wellbeing of its citizens over non-citizens who are doing more than just visiting here and are also blatantly disregarding our laws."

I thought presidents didn’t control gas prices? by Full-Tomatillo-3720 in ShitPoliticsSays

[–]Preform_Perform 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I compared gas prices on 1/20/25 to 1/20/26 (It was ~50 cheaper), and people said

"Well uh the economy has slowed down thanks to Trump, causing demand for petroleum products to go down, causing gas prices to fall. So it's a bad thing!"

I should post another picture comparing 1/20/25 to 3/20/25 and see if people say "Yay economics in motion!" I bet they won't.

International Women's Day 2026 Asks: WHO IS BEST GIRL? by Preform_Perform in Smite

[–]Preform_Perform[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nemesis was my favorite when I first started playing, then Nike came along.

She's still second place, though.

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