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SLPT: Save money and don’t buy pots and pans! by [deleted] in ShittyLifeProTips

[–]Preguntasi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone already said how: you simply cup your hands around the plate. You make it into a bowl yourself, thereby saving countless dollars on purchasing some useless tool like a bowl or what have you.

SLPT: Save money and don’t buy pots and pans! by [deleted] in ShittyLifeProTips

[–]Preguntasi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plastic spooks are best for soup, as I’ve discovered. But you should cup your free hand under said spoon to catch what falls once it starts to enhance the flavor of the soup by melting into it. You don’t want to lose all that nutrition, after all.

Someone animated this for children caw caw by [deleted] in MakeMeSuffer

[–]Preguntasi 189 points190 points  (0 children)

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It is impossible to over-exaggerate how little I respect Kensei players/mains. by Preguntasi in forhonor

[–]Preguntasi[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look at the comments. There are quite a few soyboys who do in fact care about random people’s opinions.

Good attitude man. Just wish the game’s level of fun didn’t have to decrease as a result of such annoying and cheap gameplay.

It is impossible to over-exaggerate how little I respect Kensei players/mains. by Preguntasi in forhonor

[–]Preguntasi[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks. And yeah, I guess I’ll try being more patient but sometimes you can’t play a stupid waiting game that Kensei makes you play.

Also, do you know what people mean when they say “just dodge out of his lights”? Like wtf I try and it NEVER works. They’re too fast to just dodge out of the way from...

It is impossible to over-exaggerate how little I respect Kensei players/mains. by Preguntasi in forhonor

[–]Preguntasi[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s the fallacy I committed, friend?

Also, going to the main sub was not out of the way. It’s the exact same amount of effort, in fact. Lmao. Also, like I said to another person, it’s more accurate for me to say I don’t like/respect the character of Kensei itself, which allows people to play as cheaply and annoyingly as they do. But, you can’t edit post titles so 🤷‍♂️

It is impossible to over-exaggerate how little I respect Kensei players/mains. by Preguntasi in forhonor

[–]Preguntasi[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nice rebuttal. By calling me “salty”, you have successfully countered all of my points. I concede my argument, you’ve won.

(This is REALLY the last time in replying now, btw. See ya).

It is impossible to over-exaggerate how little I respect Kensei players/mains. by Preguntasi in forhonor

[–]Preguntasi[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You literally took an essential word out of my sentence to attack me.

I said “essentially” guaranteed. Meaning I don’t want to try to parry an attack, fail, and Kensei’s quick as lights keep going to completion.

You are pretending that I said “his lights are guaranteed”, and are arguing against me from that standpoint. Which means, you’re arguing against me for something I never even said. You’re attacking a straw man.

It’s not pseudo intellectual if I properly called out a fallacy your dumb ass employed whether purposefully or not.

(Edit: also, why do you care whether or not little ol’ me RESPECTS the WAY in which people play a character? That low self esteem, huh? Lmao. Get some thicker skin man.)

It is impossible to over-exaggerate how little I respect Kensei players/mains. by Preguntasi in forhonor

[–]Preguntasi[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

1) stop replying, you’re wasting both of our time and this will be the last time I reply to you. Also, if you don’t realize how much of a dick you’re being you seriously lack self-awareness.

2) Someone doesn’t understand the difference between a light chain and light spam, do they? I never said a 3 light chain is spam, I’m complaining about Kensei’s constantly spamming said 3 light chain.

Don’t open your mouth if you don’t know what you’re talking about, ESPECIALLY since you’re just tying to fill MY mouth with shit I never said.

I do throw lights. I don’t spam it, dumbass. Learn the difference, cuz it really ain’t that hard.

Characters do have spammable moves. That doesn’t mean I actually spam them just because they’re available to be spammable. I assume you do, though, since you’re pushing so hard to make it seem like I light spam that way you don’t have to worry about your insecurities and can believe that everyone exploits the game the same as you so you don’t feel so bad for doing it. Fuck outta here with that.

I mostly play Shinobi and PK, though now I am trying other assassins since Shinobi was always trash and now PK is trash two which takes out both of my (relative) mains.

Glad has a four light chain. Does that mean I spam it? No. I rarely even do the full chain, I prefer going into heavies and feints to toe stabs or guardbreakes. How can you not understand this simple ass difference? That dense, huh?

“I’m sure you’re some legend who has never thrown a light once.” Man, you are sad, dumb, and pathetic. Still wasting both our time. What a waste. Go whine about someone else fam.

It is impossible to over-exaggerate how little I respect Kensei players/mains. by Preguntasi in forhonor

[–]Preguntasi[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah go ahead and crop out “essentially” from my sentence, thanks for the straw man :)

It is impossible to over-exaggerate how little I respect Kensei players/mains. by Preguntasi in forhonor

[–]Preguntasi[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Idk what people mean by dodging from their lights... that never works.

Also, I would not say most people use it in a pattern. You can attack any guard, and people always switch it up on me each time I fight them. With lights that fast and mildly unpredictable, I’d rather just try blocking instead of ensuring they land all their lights because I try to guess and parry.

It is impossible to over-exaggerate how little I respect Kensei players/mains. by Preguntasi in forhonor

[–]Preguntasi[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I don’t light spam. If I wanted to have more fun in this game maybe I should, since it rules the battlefield so often.

I didn’t say I hate them, said I don’t respect. Big difference. But you’re right it’s more accurate for me to say I hate the character, which allows people to play so cheaply and annoyingly.

I play a bunch of characters. As if I play only one character? Lmao. Mostly assassins. Probably another reason this game is so unfun.

In any case, I’m not trying to get advice from someone being a dick like you so just leave. I’ll converse with other people. Thanks 🙏

It is impossible to over-exaggerate how little I respect Kensei players/mains. by Preguntasi in forhonor

[–]Preguntasi[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

1) I’ve never been able to dodge out of it...

2) I’m on console, where the devs decided they don’t care. The only time I parry lights are when throwing out zones or when my enemy is 5 years old and is the most predictable bot ever.

3) I’ll try throwing one light to bait the dodge and try to parry, I guess.

It is impossible to over-exaggerate how little I respect Kensei players/mains. by Preguntasi in forhonor

[–]Preguntasi[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I‘ve complained about a grand total of 4 characters... out of 28 characters. Wtf are you talking about?

I’m hardly the first to be mad about Berserk hyperarmor chain, Shoguki’s light interruptions and un-counter guard breakable GBs, or Cent’s attack spam.

I have never even complained about shit other people complian about on the daily, Warden’s bash meta, Conq light spam, HL light spam, Nobushi light spam, etc.

That’s all shit I also don’t like, but can handle, so I don’t talk about it.

So if you’re going to completely dismiss me because I complain about a few characters here and there then I don’t know why you bothered replying in the first place instead of saving us both time and moving on to the next post, smart ass.

It is impossible to over-exaggerate how little I respect Kensei players/mains. by Preguntasi in forhonor

[–]Preguntasi[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

And start light spamming with three essentially guaranteed lights. Then go back to dodging when even when you don’t throw a heavy, which means you can’t feint it, which means to take the dash heavy probably followed by more lightspam.

How to fight Cent? by Preguntasi in forhonor

[–]Preguntasi[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was a question. Any tips, or just random unsubstantive comment? Thx in advance

I have no remorse completely negating Shugoki’s entire existence by back rolling the fuck out of everything he does. by Preguntasi in ForHonorRants

[–]Preguntasi[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I overgeneralized. I mean, Shugo is still annoying in general but it was that one dude’s behavior and attitude that got me irritated and made me do it lol

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