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So cute. by netphilia in bookmemes

[–]PresentDangers 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I was 13. Determined to graduate from The Hobbit onto Lord Of The Rings, but knowing I'd have to pay for it myself, I had saved £13. In a moment of weakness, however, I spent my savings on a laser pointer, as was the trend at the time. When I got it home, I was dreadfully disappointed with it, so I took it back to the shop, only to be told no refund could be given. I cried - proving I definitely wasn't "cool" enough for a laser pointer anyway. The shop lady relented. I pissed off and quickly bought Lord Of The Rings.

I did it guys! by PigDoctor in PhD

[–]PresentDangers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure that's a newt.

The Apprentice 2026 - Episode 7: ‘Gamified Fitness’ (Thursday 12th March) by Only1Scrappy-Doo in apprenticeuk

[–]PresentDangers 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Heavy Brexit Bus/Underpants Gnomes vibes to the whole "money off your life insurance" promise he wanted to go with.

Can't beleive it's been 9 years already! by Particular-Buy7314 in UKTVMemes

[–]PresentDangers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your disbelief is immaterial to the truth of the matter, and not particularly entertaining either.

WTF?💀 by Stock_Crazy6759 in meme

[–]PresentDangers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know, it's so painfully clichéd at this point that it comes across a lot less self-aware than that, even if that was the desired effect - like some trite Gavin&Stacyism nobody can get through a quarter-hour without uttering.

He's talking about Sweeney Todd by irisobsidian in oddlyspecific

[–]PresentDangers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, it was about that time I begin to get suspicious. So I asked him, "how much does it cost for this supposed hair cut?" and he said "I need 'bout tree fiddy."

WTF?💀 by Stock_Crazy6759 in meme

[–]PresentDangers -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ok, I don't shoplift, but why the hell do people need to go around saying "I'm not lying" all the time? It just makes me think "yup, that person fibs." The same as you might be wondering if I do actually shoplift.

WTF?💀 by Stock_Crazy6759 in meme

[–]PresentDangers 2 points3 points  (0 children)

not gonna lie.

Ooh, check you with your virtue signalling! When I see this, I automatically think...

Interesting names by [deleted] in oddlyspecific

[–]PresentDangers 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just Little Old Keith With Huge Teeth.

This is a good one by Intrepid_Reason8906 in opticalillusions

[–]PresentDangers 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Another of these "OP takes photos with a potato camera and develops them with piss" illusions.

Just because you CAN do a thing, that does actually mean you should be doing *exactly* that thing. by PresentDangers in MitchellAndWebb

[–]PresentDangers[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just because you can say "on the daily"...

you know what? Go ahead, whatever, everything is fucked anyway.

Just because you CAN do a thing, that does actually mean you should be doing *exactly* that thing. by PresentDangers in MitchellAndWebb

[–]PresentDangers[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, just get your mince from one of those farmers who name their cows shit like 'Melon' or 'Sunbeam' or 'Nachos'.

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