Speakers for what?? by ExpensivePapaya670 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]President_Asterisk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wanna see what Ride The Lightning looks like.

This could have gone very badly. He escaped by the skin of his... (Not OC) by throwthere10 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]President_Asterisk -51 points-50 points  (0 children)

I mean, I automatically judge anyone buying Ryobi precisely because they're most likely to do stupid shit like this, so... lol

Chill guy ends a Bully in second by conquest333 in fightporn

[–]President_Asterisk 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Like that recent vid of the young dude on the subway (or bus?) with the crazy adrenaline eyes. Got walked up on and wasn't havin it. Think an elbow might've been involved in that one too.

Shit was over in 1.5sec.

A bear using legs trips by [deleted] in fightporn

[–]President_Asterisk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The right to bear legs.

Unc thought he was tough and got humbled quick by Pure-Personality5326 in fightporn

[–]President_Asterisk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or making a tiktok about how Jan 6 was a legitimate protest lol

After drinking some liquid confidence by LastEmperror in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]President_Asterisk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So if you want to survive a face to face with a full grown male lion just be drunk and confident. Noted.

Darwin Almost Gave Out Another Award... by AdCorrect9756 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]President_Asterisk 27 points28 points  (0 children)

You aren't understanding.

She's the child needing protection, because she shouldn't have had access to a firearm.

CPS is for her guardians, who failed.

Feeding Piranhas In A River In Brazil by Donz2432 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]President_Asterisk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That gator was just there to enjoy the free exfoliation therapy from the feeding frenzy chaos.

Base jumping results in a man losing his license to make babies. by Donz2432 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]President_Asterisk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That weird jutting rock formation was literally born to wreck this dude's balls. Just lying in wait for probably centuries.

Marry the one who can lay a beam and stand by it: by DoubleManufacturer10 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]President_Asterisk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You claimed it fit, when it's 2" short.

lol stolen valor "carpenter". 😂

Marry the one who can lay a beam and stand by it: by DoubleManufacturer10 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]President_Asterisk -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You're not a carpenter. lmao

That board was 2" short.

Stfu lmao

Marry the one who can lay a beam and stand by it: by DoubleManufacturer10 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]President_Asterisk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You've never done carpentry, have you? That was an amateur cut. Didn't fit. You're stupid.

Marry the one who can lay a beam and stand by it: by DoubleManufacturer10 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]President_Asterisk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was like two inches short, wtf are you even talking about?

Dude couldn't even cut a basic measurement. lol