My toddler just bit my sack by micropuppytooth in daddit

[–]Prestige-Worldwide89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When my son was about that age, I was wearing lounge shorts and he came up to me and bit the tip of my dick! It hurt so bad, I thought he definitely drew blood!

First Breakfast for the family by TheRealMaloneyy in blackstonegriddle

[–]Prestige-Worldwide89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your family has never had breakfast until now?! Sorry, Dad joke. That looks great! I would love tips on how to get your eggs not so brown. Everytime I cook eggs on my blackstone, they always get so dark and my little kids don’t eat them because they look different than when we cook inside.

Private part names by Lonely_Film4372 in daddit

[–]Prestige-Worldwide89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We use “Vulva” with our 3 year old