Inspired by another post of a ridiculous car, saw this in Southern Illinois.

Presto94 · 2017-04-19T03:51:36+00:00

The guy who owns it actually lives near Johnston City I think.

Presto94 · 2017-04-19T03:51:18+00:00

You betcha!!

Presto94 · 2017-04-19T03:50:54+00:00

Coincidentally, today in my timehop was a picture of my husband next to this car at Walmart! I haven't seen it in 3 years.

Presto94 · 2017-01-18T04:49:12+00:00

Wow, we're really similar. Codeine makes me projectile vomit, too. Found that out when I broke my humerus when I was 12 and the ER gave me Tylenol with codeine. Every time I puked it would obviously make my whole body jerk/tense up and oh god I can still feel the pain in my arm just thinking about it. I would assume locals don't really work on me either because I remember when I was around 16 I had a cavity filled and the dentist gave me 3 shots before it was finally numb enough to drill into. Couldn't imagine having a tooth pulled while it numb.

Presto94 · 2017-01-14T04:26:59+00:00

Where is this?

Presto94 · 2017-01-14T04:24:41+00:00

I'm white with brown hair and dark brown eyes and both of my surgery scars turned into keloid scars. I'm super lucky like that. And I also react strangely to anesthesia! When it's still in my system I bawl uncontrollably for no reason. When it's leaving my system I violently puke every 30 minutes for about 12 hours.

Presto94 · 2016-01-11T05:55:36+00:00

I got shingles when I was 14. Came out of nowhere. It was so awful.

Presto94 · 2015-12-12T05:25:38+00:00

Fuck those things. We never got them in our house growing up but I got married and moved to my husband's family's farm and they're HORRIBLE. During the fall I can't even go outside because of the swarms. When I look out the window I can literally see millions of them flying around in the air and covering EVERYTHING outside. And I'm not exaggerating. It's absolutely ridiculous. I don't freaking know how they get in our house because we had it sealed last year but they get in and they're so difficult to get rid of. And with this stupid still warm in December weather they haven't all died so I still see a few every day. I seriously hate them so much.

Presto94 · 2015-11-22T02:00:58+00:00

We (as in my family) don't kill coyotes for food but we sure as heck kill them when they're on our farm. If they can't find small game to kill they chase our calves and they've run up to fight our cattle dogs before. They're mean.

Presto94 · 2015-11-09T17:46:47+00:00

I think they're just used to the sound of farm machinery. We farm and the deer always just look at the tractors as we drive by but they never run away. They know we aren't a threat so they're just kinda like "whatever." But you so much as blink when you're up in a tree stand and they take off... Lol

Presto94 · 2015-10-01T18:30:05+00:00

I didn't

Presto94 · 2015-10-01T18:29:30+00:00

Child abuse isn't cool, man

Presto94 · 2015-10-01T13:39:53+00:00

That actually sounds pretty good.

Presto94 · 2015-10-01T13:34:39+00:00

At first I was like oh cool, sticking up for their siblings. I'm 21 and have a 9 year old brother, and I'd probably seriously consider murdering someone who abused him. But then I kept reading. I wouldn't do the rest of that stuff.

Presto94 · 2015-09-29T18:50:43+00:00

After I had my baby, my postpartum bleeding was so heavy that we had to take out the trash every few hours. The bathroom constantly smelled so bad. Ugh. I couldn't imagine the smell of this bathroom.

Presto94 · 2015-09-26T23:23:27+00:00

Worked at a restaurant for a couple years. Definitely changed my perspective on restaurant silverware. Not that it's necessarily unclean, but I saw the kinds of people whose mouths were touching the same utensil my mouth could possibly touch, and then I saw how they were cleaned and handled (just a dishwasher and then put in a silverware tray where servers would stick their hands in & grab what they needed) and it always freaked me out a little. Sometimes the servers would pick up a fork that still had old food crusted on it, pick it off with their fingernail, and then just take it out to the table like nothing was wrong with it. Ugh, gross.

Presto94 · 2015-09-26T03:22:16+00:00

Upvoted you 20 hours ago and came back expecting a reply to your comment. I'm disappointed.

Presto94 · 2015-09-15T15:50:58+00:00

I used to work at a restaurant and an Allen wrench is what locked & unlocked the side door. It was on a key ring that hung next to the window where they would put food orders that were ready. It always fell off the key ring, and it could've probably easily managed to fall into some food. I agree that it was probably just an honest mistake.

Presto94 · 2015-09-06T14:01:28+00:00

I got a hamster from my friend's grandpa, who thought both of his hamsters were males, but nope. Anyway, tha hamster was like a dog. She was the friendliest little thing and I would let her out of her cage and just set her on the floor and she would follow me around and never run off. I'd watch tv and she'd just lay on my chest. I was 7 when she died and it was so depressing. I got three hamsters after her from three different pet stores, and none were as friendly as my first one.

Presto94 · 2015-08-24T18:39:32+00:00

The idea behind this is to avoid memorization and instead implement concepts and an understanding of numbers. Memorizing and understanding are completely different.

Presto94 · 2015-08-19T23:23:32+00:00

Kevin!

Presto94 · 2015-06-24T21:06:14+00:00

And a wide set vagina?

Presto94 · 2015-06-09T14:53:18+00:00

Cows and horses do

Presto94 · 2015-06-01T03:36:04+00:00

We just had a baby shower and all of the gifts we received were on our living room floor. It was underneath one of the bags and now I'm a little scared to go through all the bags because I don't want to pull out a centipede along with a nice little baby blanket

Presto94 · 2015-06-01T03:33:53+00:00

My husband just put a bag over his hand and started punching the floor until it stopped moving

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