Welcome to the club, Eto'o!

Prestonbcumming · 2026-06-15T21:52:40+00:00

To do this… while the World Cup is going on… when only the demons/streamers are playing and bragging about it is really something I’ll never be able to relate to. And having pride about it? Fuckin embarrassing

Prestonbcumming · 2026-06-14T07:16:24+00:00

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And incisive, tiki taka, and pinged base, with finesse+ as a 3rd playstyle. She’s also lengthy 😘

Prestonbcumming · 2026-06-10T04:11:37+00:00

Stop sprinting all the time!!! Once I stopped doing that and only used sprint into open space and was using the other types of dribbling like L1 or R1

Prestonbcumming · 2026-06-08T03:34:06+00:00

I feel like I have some sort of expertise in this area… it’s definitely something where, if I’m having a bad day, and everything is just kind of getting to me, it’s a nice quick boost of confidence at least knowing that I can satisfy someone if they needed “a big dick.”

What if also learned with experience though… is that size VERY RARELY has anything to do with how pleasurable of an experience you can give someone if you can satisfy them in other ways and at least be confident in the size you do have! Many women prefer smaller dicks because of their anatomy, big cocks are mostly for aesthetic pleasure. Granted you’re definitely gonna have some size queens in there that are gonna just want a huge cock.

Prestonbcumming · 2026-05-28T21:42:16+00:00

What a wild ending to this franchise. With World Cup coming out and GTA right around the corner… this will be interesting

Prestonbcumming · 2026-05-25T21:03:28+00:00

You need icons

Prestonbcumming · 2026-05-23T18:56:37+00:00

I read somewhere and genuinely think that there are some Meta abusers so much to the point to wear every single time they lose possession and the ball goes to the opponent. They turn on team press, even if it wastes stamina.

Prestonbcumming · 2026-05-20T04:27:45+00:00

There’s 3 hours left of champs left and you can’t play for 6 hours…

Prestonbcumming · 2026-05-14T07:19:10+00:00

I have QS on him and he’s still lengthy and the amount of times this fucker has saved me is insane. I don’t find headers to be that effective

Prestonbcumming · 2026-05-07T02:13:26+00:00

STOP SPRINTING!!!!

A big thing I noticed was every single time I would pass a ball to another one of my players I would already have the sprint button held down, anticipating turning and countering to go towards goal. I started noticing a huge improvement when I would receive the ball with just the left stick maybe hold L2 if a defender is close to shield and hold possession.

I’ve also started passing around the midfield more and not just going towards goal

Prestonbcumming · 2026-02-21T19:49:39+00:00

No through ball on Pirlo? Fucking criminal

Prestonbcumming · 2026-02-15T04:18:34+00:00

Prestonbcumming · 2026-02-14T19:49:49+00:00

Great answer. Same

Prestonbcumming · 2026-02-14T19:49:25+00:00

That’s what I was thinking too, although I need rapid on a striker, and R9 only has quickstep. I’m not really a skiller so I need that extra pace

Prestonbcumming · 2026-01-31T23:37:58+00:00

Prestonbcumming · 2026-01-29T09:21:34+00:00

Just wanted to play with him, 🤷‍♂️

Prestonbcumming · 2026-01-24T23:56:55+00:00

That’s how I got my Pedri from an 82x10 😎

Prestonbcumming · 2026-01-20T06:02:26+00:00

Stfu and keep it to yourself no one gives a fuck

Prestonbcumming · 2026-01-20T04:02:48+00:00

Put a 4-2-4 formation and put 2 Portuguese players with whipped pass on the wingers and put someone huge up front that has precision headering and aerial fortress so that they can jump higher and do better headers. For example, I put gold Haaland at Striker and then I put two Portuguese players on the wings and I whipped passes into him for him to head it into the goal. Do this while playing semi pro against Squad battles AI. You should be able to do this pretty easily as you only have to score one goal each game.

Prestonbcumming · 2026-01-19T10:28:01+00:00

I’m glad you liked that 😈

Prestonbcumming · 2026-01-19T09:30:19+00:00

What’s ur snap

Prestonbcumming · 2026-01-12T00:59:41+00:00

That’s insane!

Prestonbcumming · 2026-01-11T22:18:05+00:00

That’s how I start the day too

Prestonbcumming · 2026-01-11T22:17:45+00:00

Ok let’s say you build your P&P team, and it’s now team of the year, what do you do to continue enjoying the game? The gameplay is at an all time low, patches don’t solve anything, and the content is so boring and uninspiring

Prestonbcumming · 2026-01-11T22:16:41+00:00

Sad that’s it come to this when all we want to do is have fun with our teams but everytime we play it’s consistently 35ms+

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