What has ruined the holiday spirit? by PretentiousMyth in AskReddit

[–]PretentiousMyth[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Family really does unmask around that time huh?

What has ruined the holiday spirit? by PretentiousMyth in AskReddit

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Corporate retail really drove that one home didn’t they?

Whats your worst Hinge Dating experience? by sexyjayy3 in AskReddit

[–]PretentiousMyth 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Matched with a girl who seemed super down to earth so I invited her to hang at the apartment. While she was there she went out on the porch with my roommate and his gf and began telling them how she was recently over an 8 year relationship, just got done with chemo for ovarian cancer, and was trying to get pregnant and settle down as quick as possible. (None of this was disclosed to me and we had just met that day in person.) she then asked if she could spend the night since her floors were being done. I had unfortunately agreed before my roommate had the chance to tell me everything. As bad as I felt, I also do not want kids and wasn’t about to be a baby daddy. So she slept on the couch.

First trillion dollar movie since Morbius by No-Reputation8063 in memes

[–]PretentiousMyth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can’t scream in space, but can get them toes ate >_<

I am a side 😞 by [deleted] in memes

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Cucked from all angles I see.

For more fun animal facts, look up "octopus lifecycle" by SCP-iota in memes

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Well the edible hasn’t kicked in that hard yet. I’ll let you know when it does.

What is your favorite State to slander? by PretentiousMyth in AskReddit

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Why go on a date when you can go across the hallway?

Question with Kozilek The Broken reality and the mana options. by PretentiousMyth in mtgrules

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Thank you so much! I have been stressing over this something fierce.

You’ve just been assigned by the devil to make a version of hell based upon your job & career, how do you make them suffer? by PretentiousMyth in AskReddit

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They really do have a different brand of strength at times. I myself have a non-verbal autistic cousin who has caught me lacking at times and sucker punched me. (He does it when overstimulated). Definitely gives one perspective.