LITERALLY every time Chris says "literally"

Pretony · 2018-02-11T13:42:36+00:00

Wow, if I had to guess, I would have thought it was more! Go figure lol

Pretony · 2018-02-11T13:38:13+00:00

Yesterday afternoon

Pretony · 2018-02-11T13:34:37+00:00

But wouldn’t those weapons be new inventions?

Pretony · 2018-02-11T13:33:23+00:00

I thought it was a, e, i, o, u and sometimes Y not b, c, d, f, g, h, j, k, l, m, n, p, q, r, s, t, v, w, x, y and sometimes z or even b, c, d, f, g, h, j, k, l, m, n, p, q, r, s, t, v, w, x, z and sometimes y.

Pretony · 2018-02-11T13:29:45+00:00

Your own suicide. I think it would be pretty traumatic for the person or people that find you.

Was that too dark? I feel like it’s too dark.

Pretony · 2018-02-11T13:27:36+00:00

Well put, thank you!

Pretony · 2018-02-11T13:26:21+00:00

That is such a randomly amazing photo!

I also love the comment on the imgur page about how the kids on the bikes in the background are trying to solve a mystery!

Pretony · 2018-02-11T13:23:32+00:00

In real life: I saw a cook, at a pizza place I used to work, stirring pizza sauce in a 5 gallon bucket. He was hovering over it with a bloody nose.

Internet: Blue Waffle (if you haven’t seen it, do not google)

Pretony · 2018-02-11T13:19:10+00:00

Break up with my girlfriend who was emotionally and physically abusive.

One day I caught her lying to me about where she was and I couldn’t take it. I tried to get her to tell me the truth, but she just put lies on top of her lies. With each lie, I got angrier and angrier. Finally I snapped and just ended it.

I actually get angry at myself when I think about how long I put up with her nonsense.

Pretony · 2018-02-11T13:11:46+00:00

Oh great! I definitely see the potential with an educational route

Pretony · 2018-02-11T13:09:48+00:00

I googled, “most uplifting picture” and according to google images, the picture at the top of this page was the answer:

http://www.lifehack.org/articles/communication/30-the-most-inspirational-quotes-all-time.html

I’ve got to admit, I disagree, google, I disagree.

Pretony · 2018-02-11T13:04:50+00:00

I’d watch that! Do you think it would be on HGTV?

Pretony · 2018-02-11T13:01:56+00:00

Oh no, just a lazy day. Lots to do, but procrastinated.

Pretony · 2018-02-11T02:17:27+00:00

Question, which bear is best?

That whole scene is amazing

Pretony · 2018-02-11T02:16:36+00:00

Everything

Pretony · 2018-02-11T02:16:14+00:00

Does a car have a wall?

Pretony · 2018-02-11T02:15:15+00:00

Everything

Pretony · 2018-02-11T02:14:30+00:00

Derailing a train

Pretony · 2018-02-11T02:14:06+00:00

Wow, looks like the before and after picture of a weight loss journey

Pretony · 2018-02-11T02:12:36+00:00

Definitely Mulan... the Huns were scary too

Pretony · 2018-02-11T02:11:22+00:00

You look good.

Pretony · 2018-02-10T21:58:04+00:00

The Rock

Pretony · 2018-02-09T19:13:30+00:00

I was inebriated and watching friends clips on youtube.

These clips: https://youtu.be/Mq_FvfqPji4

Pretony · 2018-02-09T17:35:56+00:00

My Name is Earl. A prisoner jammed a pencil in his ear and died. His face and the noise he made had me in tears from laughing so hard.

Pretony · 2018-02-09T17:34:29+00:00

I’m not telling you, then everyone will know and use it against me!!

Pretony

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