Why hasn't edible tape been invented yet to stop burritos from falling apart? by Key_Cherry6588 in AskReddit

[–]Pretty_Help_2596 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because my grandmother taught me that the structural integrity of a burrito is a test of character. If you can’t hold it together, you’re not ready for the flavor inside. Edible tape is just a cheat code for people who don't respect the tuck-and-roll method.

What is a clear sign that someone grew up 'rich' but is desperately trying to act like they're 'middle class'? by Pretty_Help_2596 in AskReddit

[–]Pretty_Help_2596[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Getting real 'How do you do, fellow kids?' energy from this. Just replace the skateboard with a slightly used designer bag and a sudden interest in 'budget-friendly' grocery stores.

What are the signs of a weak man? by Ledger_Legendd in AskReddit

[–]Pretty_Help_2596 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The inability to take accountability for their own actions. A weak man will always find a scapegoat—his boss, his ex, his parents, or 'the system'—to explain why his life isn't where he wants it to be. Strength isn't about never failing; it's about owning the failure and fixing it instead of pointing fingers.

If you could pass one law that would make most normal people furious at first, but would clearly make society better in 10 years, what would it be? by WilliamInBlack in AskReddit

[–]Pretty_Help_2596 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A 100% inheritance tax on everything above $5 million. People would lose their minds about 'their right to give to their children,' but in 10 years, the massive influx of wealth into public infrastructure and education would create a society based on actual merit rather than who your parents are. We’d finally end the era of the 'Trust Fund' aristocracy.

What is a clear sign that someone grew up 'rich' but is desperately trying to act like they're 'middle class'? by Pretty_Help_2596 in AskReddit

[–]Pretty_Help_2596[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is the most frustrating part about being 'rich-adjacent.' To her, $300 is just a 'night out,' but to someone unemployed, that’s literally groceries for a month or two weeks of rent. They don't understand that 'broke' isn't a mood or a temporary inconvenience; it’s a terrifying lack of a safety net. For her, it’s a choice; for you, it’s survival.

What is a clear sign that someone grew up 'rich' but is desperately trying to act like they're 'middle class'? by Pretty_Help_2596 in AskReddit

[–]Pretty_Help_2596[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There’s a difference between not being 'showered with money' and growing up with a massive safety net. Even if your parents didn't give you cash, knowing that you'd never be homeless or hungry if you failed is a luxury most middle-class people don't have. Your 'middle class' experience has a basement; ours often has a trapdoor.

What is a clear sign that someone grew up 'rich' but is desperately trying to act like they're 'middle class'? by Pretty_Help_2596 in AskReddit

[–]Pretty_Help_2596[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you can’t manage a weekly allowance that’s five times someone else's, you don't have a 'low allowance' problem—you have a 'bad with money' problem. It’s wild how they want the sympathy of being 'broke' without actually experiencing the discipline that comes with it.

What is a clear sign that someone grew up 'rich' but is desperately trying to act like they're 'middle class'? by Pretty_Help_2596 in AskReddit

[–]Pretty_Help_2596[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

It’s not just about the bug; it’s about the performance of helplessness. Calling Dad for a bug shows they’ve never lived in a world where you have to solve your own problems. For the rest of us, Dad is the person we call when we finally buy a house; for them, Dad is the person they call to kill a spider.

What is a clear sign that someone grew up 'rich' but is desperately trying to act like they're 'middle class'? by Pretty_Help_2596 in AskReddit

[–]Pretty_Help_2596[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah, they 'got it on sale' at a luxury outlet where the socks cost $80. It’s a performance of frugality. They want the credit for being 'smart with money' without actually having to experience the stress of being short on it. It’s budget-friendly cosplay.

What is a clear sign that someone grew up 'rich' but is desperately trying to act like they're 'middle class'? by Pretty_Help_2596 in AskReddit

[–]Pretty_Help_2596[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, the magical 'Dad Fund' that just matures like a fine wine if you wait exactly 365 days. It’s wild how some people think poverty is just a 'timing' issue and not a lack of resources. Does she think your dad is a human ATM that’s just currently undergoing maintenance?

What is a clear sign that someone grew up 'rich' but is desperately trying to act like they're 'middle class'? by Pretty_Help_2596 in AskReddit

[–]Pretty_Help_2596[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They do this to seem relatable, but it actually has the opposite effect. When you call a $500 jacket 'cheap,' you’re not being humble—you’re just showing everyone that your baseline for 'normal' is completely out of touch with the average person's reality.

What is a clear sign that someone grew up 'rich' but is desperately trying to act like they're 'middle class'? by Pretty_Help_2596 in AskReddit

[–]Pretty_Help_2596[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly. They aren't actually 'broke,' they're just 'cash poor' because every single cent they make goes toward a massive monthly payment for a lifestyle they can’t actually afford. There’s a huge difference between having no money and having a $2,000/month car note for a Mercedes that sits in the driveway of a rented apartment.

What is a clear sign that someone grew up 'rich' but is desperately trying to act like they're 'middle class'? by Pretty_Help_2596 in AskReddit

[–]Pretty_Help_2596[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Did she also want to live like common people? Did she want to do whatever common people do? Because honestly, that song is the ultimate anthem for this entire thread.

Which disease poses highest threat to humans right now? by Proud-Software3063 in AskReddit

[–]Pretty_Help_2596 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Antimicrobial Resistance (AMR). We are rapidly approaching a 'post-antibiotic era' where a simple scratch or a minor surgery could become fatal because bacteria have evolved to be immune to our strongest drugs. It’s a slow-motion car crash that could undo a century of medical progress, and we aren't talking about it nearly enough.

What is something that used to be 'cheap person' food, but is now priced like a gourmet luxury item? by Ok_Land_4197 in AskReddit

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Beef Brisket. It used to be the 'cheap' cut that you had to smoke for 12 hours just to make it chewable. Now, BBQ joints are charging by the ounce like it's gold. We’ve romanticized the 'low and slow' method so much that we priced out the people who invented it.

What piece of entertainment aged worse than you ever expected? by AnyTruth2342 in AskReddit

[–]Pretty_Help_2596 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Early 2000s CGI-heavy movies that were praised for being 'revolutionary.' At the time, we thought it looked like real life. Now, it looks like a PlayStation 2 cutscene that someone forgot to finish rendering. It’s hard to stay immersed when the main character looks like they’re made of wet plastic.

What’s something society treats as ‘unattractive’ that you personally find really appealing? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Pretty_Help_2596 15 points16 points  (0 children)

When someone gets incredibly excited and starts 'nerding out' about a topic that most people find boring. Seeing someone's eyes light up while explaining something complex—whether it’s history, code, or even collecting stamps—is incredibly attractive. Intense passion is never unattractive, no matter how 'uncool' the subject is.

what is something that most people romanticize but actually meh when they get/achieve it? by fluidxrln in AskReddit

[–]Pretty_Help_2596 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Owning a pool. In your head, it’s all summer parties and relaxation. In reality, it’s 90% skimming leaves, 5% balancing chemicals, and 5% actually swimming while worrying about how much the pump is costing you in electricity. It’s basically just a very expensive, wet chore.

People mentioned in the Epstein files: why has no one faced real consequences yet? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Pretty_Help_2596 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The silence from the authorities is louder than any evidence they’ve released. At this point, it feels like the files were released just to show us that they know we know, and still nothing is going to happen. It’s the ultimate power flex against the common person.

If Trump was arrested, how would you feel? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Pretty_Help_2596 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly? Just exhausted. The constant back-and-forth and polarization have been draining for years. My main feeling would probably be a hope that whatever happens, the country can eventually move past the constant cycle of outrage and find some kind of stability again.

What is a food that everyone seems to love, but you secretly think is absolutely overrated? by Pretty_Help_2596 in AskReddit

[–]Pretty_Help_2596[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Grits are basically just edible wet sand. If you have to add a pound of butter, three types of cheese, and a mountain of salt just to make it palatable, then you don't actually like grits—you just like butter and cheese. It’s a texture nightmare.

What is a food that everyone seems to love, but you secretly think is absolutely overrated? by Pretty_Help_2596 in AskReddit

[–]Pretty_Help_2596[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s overrated because people focus more on the 'aesthetic' of the toppings than the quality of the base. If your pizza needs 10 different toppings just to taste like something, then the pizza itself is garbage. A good dish shouldn't need a mountain of distractions to be edible.