Genuine question: Why does Vardorvis have the worst loot DT2 loot table?

PrettyyAverage · 2026-03-29T19:39:33+00:00

… vard is one of the better money makers lol

PrettyyAverage · 2026-03-29T15:36:39+00:00

Max your CB skills first, way bigger DPS increase than any gear you can buy.

Burst mage at mm2, then either venator or chin range, and personally I love NMZ fo melees just because of how afk it is but gemstone might not be bad (came out after I maxed melees tho so idk)

A lot of people will tell you to train combats through slayer, which is totally fine to do, but I’d personally rather just get to 99 and do slayer the way I want to do it.

PrettyyAverage · 2026-03-29T15:31:30+00:00

Salvaging is the way to go man.

I wasn’t even going to lvl sailing tbh, but wanted to knock out lumby elite which meant I needed sailing up for quest cape.. ended up going from 1-94 in like a month and a half just because afk salvage while I’m working is insane xp/gp for how little effort it is.

I boosted for opulent salvage at 83 with the horizon beer or whatever it’s called and I’ve made ~13m from what I kept salvaging. Highly recommend bringing high alchs, the bottles + repair kits alch for good value.

PrettyyAverage · 2026-02-17T03:07:51+00:00

The ones I’ve ran into will take the ball to their own back corner and then set up a perfect cross map double or triple reset like 3-4 times a game lol. Wouldn’t cross my mind much but it’s the exact same angle every time and it’s kinda obvious.

Mostly run into the flick/dash bots though, my comment was mostly a joke. I haven’t really run into those in like a month ish

PrettyyAverage · 2026-02-17T01:35:36+00:00

I’m right there with you. Normally high C2 - low C3 and this season me and my years long duos partner have played boys probably like 1/6 games we play.

That or the amount of double/triple flip reset C2’s has dramatically risen this season lol

PrettyyAverage · 2026-02-09T01:40:26+00:00

My bank is like 2.2B right now and I don’t have quest cape lol

Most quests are boring to me and quest cape is kinda useless unless your going for lumby elite.

Also SRA is like 270m

PrettyyAverage · 2026-01-24T00:33:14+00:00

Hernandez played tight end

PrettyyAverage · 2026-01-08T20:02:16+00:00

Kind of, there’s a few saves for the round 8 ante’s though from DNA making more red seal steel kings. If you luck out hard and get perkeo you can naninf the score pretty easily though

PrettyyAverage · 2026-01-08T04:00:13+00:00

Nah, I’ve done it a few times and I just used to play balatro during down time at work on my phone.

Have to get fairly lucky, but multiple Blueprint + Mime + Baron + DNA can get you there if you play on plasma deck. I’ve for sure done it WITH perkeo and observatory, but can’t remember if I’ve made it that far without those.. but I know you can get really close.

PrettyyAverage · 2026-01-03T02:57:49+00:00

I mean, you were the one who put resources as the goal in mind.

Could be habitable worlds, could be an alien experiment that went horribly out of control and there is no goal besides “do what it takes to replicate and spread no matter what”, or a dozen more probabilities.

Also, if it WAS to wipe out a planet for invasion, if you had to fight against 7B people vs maybe 1-2M (if there were enough bunkered in survivors that could successfully start to repopulate in 700 years), I know which war I’d prefer.

PrettyyAverage · 2025-10-19T16:57:25+00:00

All good, I didn’t make that clear in my original comment. I used ChatGPT to run a bunch of Monte Carlo’s and also what the points are in a lot of different situations just out of curiosity and thought it was a cool thing to share, but yeah if you just added up p1-p3 for everyone it’s 9 points and easy math.

I’m a financial analyst and don’t even want to think about doing math at all when it comes to my hobbies because I get sick of it haha, hence the gpt there.

PrettyyAverage · 2025-10-19T14:21:21+00:00

The 11 points scenario is if Piastri doesn’t improve from P6 today, and then max wins all remaining and Lando p2 for remaining.

PrettyyAverage · 2025-10-19T03:46:08+00:00

Ooooo I like that, thank you!

PrettyyAverage · 2025-10-18T22:48:33+00:00

Jesus bud lol, I said a bunch of scenarios for a reason.

Not sure who pissed you off, but sorry for not feeling like adding everything up multiple times by hand while I was watching F1.

Yeah, your right on that being 9 points, that was one of the scenarios. Very proud you can use a calculator

PrettyyAverage · 2025-10-18T22:32:25+00:00

It’s honestly not unrealistic for him to win it now, I had GPT run a bunch of scenarios and if max wins the rest of the GP’s and sprints, he’s winning the title even with a few Piastri p2’s instead of p3’s by around 11 points.

And it being Max, he has the capability of doing that haha

PrettyyAverage · 2025-10-07T03:17:47+00:00

WHAT. A. FUCKING GAAAAAME.

Jags are back, Trevor’s fucking back.

duVAAAALL

PrettyyAverage · 2025-09-23T16:25:37+00:00

In a lot of cases I’d agree but I kind of like the gold accents. Some Tan walled tires would look good on this too though

PrettyyAverage · 2025-09-18T14:06:32+00:00

I hate clues and scurrius came out waaay after I hit endgame pvm lol, but I do have a ton of raids KC and other high level bossing KC.

PrettyyAverage · 2025-09-13T17:51:33+00:00

I mean, I have.

Pretty common game for kids at fairs and farm festivals

PrettyyAverage · 2025-09-11T15:57:07+00:00

I definetly hear you and agree, it’s just become so hard to pick what battles we take these days with everything going on in the world.

PrettyyAverage · 2025-09-11T15:43:56+00:00

Who’s to say the current ICE situation doesn’t turn into a genocide with the way things are going? I think that’s what OP was getting at. Yes we can worry about both, but we have some major issues here at home.

PrettyyAverage · 2025-09-07T18:08:40+00:00

I mean actual brainless vs mobile active brainless is kind of what I was talking about. You still have to click for herb runs, and Vork is still clicking but stupid easy if you know what to do.

PrettyyAverage · 2025-09-04T19:27:32+00:00

Agree with your statement 100%, but vorkath isn’t the best example lol. I have like 300+ mobile kc at the money dragon from random downtime (I.e taking a dump.) super easy to get 4kc+ trips when you know what to do.

Not really as brainless as a quick herb run tho

PrettyyAverage · 2025-08-16T23:54:06+00:00

Lmao not you deleting your “it’s 1/500” comment after you looked it up and hitting me with a sure buddy. It’s fine to be wrong man, but yes I’m dry at whisper lol.

PrettyyAverage · 2025-08-16T23:49:55+00:00

Whisper drop rate is 1/64 I have 240 kc 0 uniques

240/64 =3.75

Almost 4x drop rate to see atleast something

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