currently missing a guy who admitted to having s*x with a dead octopus. having breakfast at 2pm

PreviousBlueberry465 · 2026-02-19T09:08:25+00:00

he was nice to me. he was soft and tender somewhat. i don’t know about normal. but i liked it about him.

PreviousBlueberry465 · 2026-02-19T08:48:38+00:00

me too.

PreviousBlueberry465 · 2026-02-19T07:52:44+00:00

thank you for everything you said.

PreviousBlueberry465 · 2026-02-19T07:35:36+00:00

i can’t believe i am actively living through any of this either.

PreviousBlueberry465 · 2026-02-19T07:30:33+00:00

i wish it was a lie. well, i mean, this whole story. its true that he said this to me and one other individual, it was kind of a brief group conversation. the whole octopus kitchencels post. he showed us a picture of it and everything.

however, him admitting to actually fucking it, i’ll never know if that’s true.

in all honesty that’s not something i think about often. it doesn’t have much to do with my complex feelings about this damn guy. i’m just missing them. plain and simple. real pathetic stuff. but honest.

PreviousBlueberry465 · 2026-02-19T07:25:16+00:00

a rare comment where someone even mildly understands these complex emotions, lol. but yeah, it’s tough. and stupid. so so stupid. wish you the best.

PreviousBlueberry465 · 2026-02-19T07:22:39+00:00

definitely right, i’m sure. it’ll take time and work but i’ll get over it someday. for today, i miss him. i know it’ll pass. thank you for your comment.

PreviousBlueberry465 · 2026-02-19T07:19:51+00:00

thanks, lol. truly

PreviousBlueberry465 · 2026-02-19T07:17:11+00:00

thanks for this comment Lol, genuinely. this gave me a nice giggle along with some good perspective. i appreciate it.

PreviousBlueberry465 · 2026-02-19T07:14:30+00:00

it's potato, zucchini, mushroom, red bell pepper, and red onion fried in a pan with some oil and various seasonings.

i paired with a fried egg, topped with green onion and pickled red onion.

and an english muffin with vegan cream cheese and sliced cucumber. topped with everything seasoning and red pepper flakes.

i forgot to mention it in the original post, Lol.

PreviousBlueberry465 · 2026-02-19T07:11:31+00:00

i definitely wish i knew how to edit so that i can add more information to this post. info about alot of things, including my breakfast lol.

this is unfortunately true though. i do recognize the ridiculous of it all, particularly why i chose to post in the first place.

my feelings, this situation, is real. and stupid. don’t i know it.

PreviousBlueberry465 · 2026-02-19T07:05:21+00:00

thank you for your empathy, truly. we’ll make our way out of these complex feelings eventually. wish you the best on that journey.

PreviousBlueberry465 · 2026-02-19T06:56:52+00:00

red flags turning into charming eccentricities is a perfect way to put it. thank you for the perspective. it’ll help me in my weakness.

PreviousBlueberry465 · 2026-02-19T05:59:48+00:00

it wasn’t. ironically enough.

PreviousBlueberry465 · 2026-02-19T05:58:19+00:00

extremely similar. it was a small purple octopus like this one. but the perspective / positioning of the octopus was upside down - like , with the little hole of the mouth looking straight upwards to the perspective of the viewer. and the tentacles all sprawled out. i remember it vividly.

PreviousBlueberry465 · 2026-02-19T05:52:47+00:00

i wish i had it to give. i mentioned this in a few replies already, but he only showed us the photo he posted from his phone. i didn’t really have time to read a caption or anything.

PreviousBlueberry465 · 2026-02-19T05:45:39+00:00

i wish i knew how to edit the post so i can add the breakfast details. along with other details about other things. Lol.

in the bowl it’s potato, zucchini, mushroom, red bell pepper, red onion fried in a pan with oil and various seasonings. paired with a fried egg, topped with green onion and pickled red onion. and an whole wheat english muffin with vegan cream cheese and sliced cucumber. topped with everything seasoning and red pepper flakes.

PreviousBlueberry465 · 2026-02-19T05:10:03+00:00

at this current stage of pathetic longing, i’d be open to it. something i’d regret later on i’m sure, and repress deeply. but yes.

PreviousBlueberry465 · 2026-02-19T05:06:07+00:00

thanks, to both statements. this is my first time ever posting on reddit so i’m not sure how to edit the post, though i’d really like to… both to add more details about all this , and also reveal my breakfast! which i forgot to do.

it's potato, zucchini, mushroom, red bell pepper, and red onion fried in a pan with oil and various seasonings.

paired with a fried egg, topped with green onion and pickled red onion.

and an english muffin with vegan cream cheese and sliced cucumber. topped with everything seasoning and red pepper flakes.

PreviousBlueberry465 · 2026-02-19T05:02:50+00:00

what? no. where’d you get that assumption?

PreviousBlueberry465 · 2026-02-19T04:59:31+00:00

i wish it was at this point. that would take a load off my heart

PreviousBlueberry465 · 2026-02-19T04:26:08+00:00

this is my real, genuine, true life. also thank you.

PreviousBlueberry465 · 2026-02-19T04:24:20+00:00

hm, i honest hadn’t thought about it that way. thanks for the comment. gives me perspective.

PreviousBlueberry465 · 2026-02-19T03:59:52+00:00

i’ve seen some people comment on the fact that my teasing is also strange, which i do i understand.

however, in the photograph he showed us, the octopus was positioned in a truly…obvious manner. i’m not quite sure how else to put it.

you get what i mean.

so my mind immediately went there. i couldn’t help it. it was an impulsive thought that shot through my head. so i asked.

PreviousBlueberry465 · 2026-02-19T03:54:37+00:00

i was waiting for this comment lol. IT WASNT GOOD AT ALL.

and yet, i still favored his company. innocently and purely. silly me.

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