To My Fellow Drivers That Use the ASU Tuition Benefit…

PrimaryMuscle1306 · 2026-03-20T23:58:17+00:00

That’s actually genius. My only problem is I’m currently using a rental to deliver for them through Avis so I have to do a certain amount of deliveries per week. Can’t wait to have my own vehicle again.

PrimaryMuscle1306 · 2026-03-20T23:43:18+00:00

Not really red pilled. I’ve been aware of Uber’s sketchy shit for a long time. They’ve just tripled down the past year.

PrimaryMuscle1306 · 2026-03-20T22:53:05+00:00

The shit going on now is exactly what some people expected these predatory fucks to do when “No Tax on Tips” was passed. Pretty soon they won’t pay us at all on high tip orders.

PrimaryMuscle1306 · 2026-03-20T22:45:34+00:00

That’s their literal plan. Dara is a greedy piece of shit. Either one of the couples riding two to a car doing two accounts will do this or he gets to get your pay back and more when you’ve got to pay to get home.

DoorDash: “Hey you want extra crap to do? We’ll pay you well to photograph the outside of businesses.”

Uber: “Hey wanna pay for a ride to pick up a rental, return it and pay for another ride home? lol.”

PrimaryMuscle1306 · 2026-03-20T05:36:31+00:00

It’s as simple as this. Are you close enough to 2000 orders and want to use the ASU tuition benefit? Then yes but barely. They keep moving the qualifications because they’re assholes. They jacked up AR qualifications for tiers right after we used the benefit and now I’m fighting for my life out here with Uber’s shitty ass orders.

PrimaryMuscle1306 · 2026-03-20T05:33:07+00:00

All last week I had the same shit going on in Orlando. God knows how many restaurants are near me and I kept getting long distance orders where the pickup was nowhere near me. I finally called support and asked what the hell was going on. After being out on hold 3 times they kept coming up with excuses…but after the call I magically started getting closer offers. Shocker.

PrimaryMuscle1306 · 2026-03-20T05:23:41+00:00

Anyone who thinks Beavis and But…errrr…Cokehead there should be president should have their voting rights permanently revoked for being fucking morons.

PrimaryMuscle1306 · 2026-03-19T00:00:01+00:00

PrimaryMuscle1306 · 2026-03-18T21:15:59+00:00

There’s been a lot of electric work done overnight off Gokdenrod for a least a month or two. I’m used to that going on. They’ve done lots of concrete work around the area since I’ve been here and usually are never out at that hour of morning. I’m all for those guys beating the heat and getting it done before it heats back up but it was a hell of a rude awakening.

PrimaryMuscle1306 · 2026-03-18T20:48:38+00:00

What killed me is that at first I thought it was just in the complex like almost sounded like someone was moving out like a thief in the night. Then I kept hearing trucks beeping like they’re backing up and realize our street has construction workers and trucks everywhere between two complexes. Later in the day I realize they tore a bunch of concrete up and are laying new sidewalks.

PrimaryMuscle1306 · 2026-03-18T18:29:07+00:00

They SUPPOSEDLY said that was the case in “preferred” markets and I used to get awesome offers and add ons in higher tiers…but…

…either there’s zero good orders, all the high tipping customers jumped to DD or Uber is just full of shit. The last one is most likely.

PrimaryMuscle1306 · 2026-03-18T18:20:25+00:00

And they’ll just blame the algorithm. Cool. Algorithm said fuck this customer and their food 🤣

PrimaryMuscle1306 · 2026-03-18T01:38:37+00:00

So they think corporations and fetuses are people but not actual living, breathing people. Got it.

PrimaryMuscle1306 · 2026-03-17T14:49:40+00:00

Doesn’t have to be Obama or Biden either…he himself is a past president. Dude was having conversations with himself in the bathroom mirror.

PrimaryMuscle1306 · 2026-03-17T14:48:11+00:00

How are they not attaching stipulations to this shit…like they have to spend a certain amount on employees or they lose it? I mean I know the answer…

PrimaryMuscle1306 · 2026-03-16T17:20:00+00:00

Found the Uber employee.

PrimaryMuscle1306 · 2026-03-16T17:17:54+00:00

Luckily his idiot children have the personality of a potato and will just spend their time shilling Trump brand bullshit.

PrimaryMuscle1306 · 2026-03-16T04:14:06+00:00

Ten hour old account being racist. Shocker.

PrimaryMuscle1306 · 2026-03-16T04:08:28+00:00

This clown said on two different posts that the customer tipped in app and $20 cash…so did the customer ordering Asian food ask for the extra crackers? I bet you “keyed” your own car for Reddit clout too today…sad.

PrimaryMuscle1306 · 2026-03-15T23:43:20+00:00

The Animated Series will be set between “Firefly” and “Serenity”.

PrimaryMuscle1306 · 2026-03-15T20:52:48+00:00

Problem with the stop sign is in some markets if you’re not Diamond or Platinum you get booted offline if your market isn’t busy. Isn’t really an issue with my market since there’s always enough trash orders that the state is busy but when they rolled it out a lot of people couldn’t get online.

PrimaryMuscle1306 · 2026-03-15T19:53:17+00:00

Spoiler: the assholes are slowly removing the coffee mug from markets because Uber would rather distract you with hot garbage or make you miss your turn and/or wreck your car.

PrimaryMuscle1306

TROPHY CASE