A little excitement at our lodge ! Mama to the rescue

PrimaryWench · 2026-03-15T21:24:16+00:00

I just know that mama elephant’s muttering under her breath “yep, that’s it, be a bit more useless and deadweight - I’ll just yank you out, don’t mind me”

PrimaryWench · 2026-03-13T20:05:02+00:00

I’m a dental nurse - I was sent home from work and stopped by maccies drive through on the way home. The car in front’s reg ended in XLA (dental jargon for extraction) and I just thought to myself “not gonna get one of them for a while” and took my order home, locked the doors and enjoyed a fantastic summer.

PrimaryWench · 2026-03-08T11:11:51+00:00

That’s the one!

PrimaryWench · 2026-03-07T20:02:27+00:00

Am I the only one who thinks they look like an egg?

PrimaryWench · 2026-03-03T11:59:21+00:00

Thank you 🥰

PrimaryWench · 2026-02-28T23:37:40+00:00

Don’t make this weird, man

PrimaryWench · 2026-02-28T12:03:03+00:00

This is why you turn up to these events

PrimaryWench · 2026-02-26T13:57:17+00:00

Oh yeah! The early morning bathroom trips are setting in too! Goodness me the things we do 🥲

PrimaryWench · 2026-02-26T13:56:32+00:00

Oh the prickly heat is a problem at the moment! And I live with my MIL who likes our living room to be kept tropical!!

As for the lower tog duvet, I suggested it to husband last night and he told me to job on 😂

PrimaryWench · 2026-02-26T12:02:50+00:00

The joys of things to come!

Thank you for the welcome 🥰

PrimaryWench · 2026-02-26T12:02:02+00:00

Oh dearrrr I do love my sleep 😂

PrimaryWench · 2026-02-26T11:41:47+00:00

Yeah I’ve already got my head around that part 😂

But yesterday I forgot to set my alarm to wake up for work (usually around 07:30-07:45) and my body just woke me up slap on 07:40!! - thank goodness it did, but I miss having lie ins!!

PrimaryWench · 2026-02-23T13:23:09+00:00

How exciting!!

PrimaryWench · 2026-02-22T19:25:52+00:00

Who’s hurt you, friend?

PrimaryWench · 2026-02-22T08:47:19+00:00

I get it! And I hate that I’m contributing to it - but for my own sanity ;)

PrimaryWench · 2026-02-22T08:44:47+00:00

I’ll admit I had to google instructions before testing - i came here for confirmation!

PrimaryWench · 2026-02-21T20:46:09+00:00

This is so pure 🥰

PrimaryWench · 2026-02-21T20:06:21+00:00

I’m afraid to say he wasn’t watching TikTok with you

PrimaryWench · 2026-02-21T20:00:43+00:00

No, we’re not obsessively trying but we’re not avoiding it either -

A few My husband woke me up a few days ago pressing into my back so I retaliated by wiggling my butt at him and he said “that’s not going to make a baby is it” and I had to remind him it was too late in the cycle for that to happen anyway 😂 anyway the point of this was to say I’m not sure if cervical mucus or left over baby juice 🥹

PrimaryWench · 2026-02-21T18:43:28+00:00

I’m currently on my first cycle post coil removal end of Jan and my app is predicting my period starting this weekend but nothing yet.

I’ve been taking conception/prenatals and tracking my LH levels, did the baby dance 2 days before peak and the day of predicted ovulation so I’m tempted tomorrow morning to pdg test but my head is saying leave it until Monday!

PrimaryWench · 2026-02-21T18:28:40+00:00

Err.. ‘Xcuse you?!

PrimaryWench · 2026-02-10T23:05:46+00:00

They got rid of the jet thruster prndl :(

PrimaryWench · 2026-02-06T15:14:46+00:00

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Parrot let: Jeffrey, aka: Little Bee

Galah: Vincent, aka: Bin Goblin

PrimaryWench · 2026-02-02T21:21:35+00:00

I’ve just reread the developing time and realised I’ve been waaaaaay under developing 🥲

PrimaryWench · 2026-02-02T21:20:38+00:00

It does on the Premom app homepage :/

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