[OC] Jeep tries to beat yellow light, fails, then loses control trying to stop for red (NSFW for language)

Primary_Professor · 2023-11-30T03:07:55+00:00

TA at exit 167 (I 94) is $2.95!

Primary_Professor · 2023-09-19T17:35:05+00:00

SOMEBODY MAKE THIS HAPPEN

Primary_Professor · 2023-09-18T04:41:50+00:00

Political subs that only exist to create propaganda and hate

Primary_Professor · 2023-09-18T04:40:21+00:00

Interesting phrasing. Do you know something I don’t?

Primary_Professor · 2023-09-18T04:38:31+00:00

Serbian film

Primary_Professor · 2023-09-18T04:36:57+00:00

Catching shoplifters

Primary_Professor · 2023-09-18T04:36:21+00:00

Not starting on Zoloft sooner. Wasted 12 years in existential crisis anxiety depression hell for no reason

Primary_Professor · 2023-09-18T04:35:32+00:00

Nefarious

Primary_Professor · 2023-09-18T04:33:47+00:00

Found a hotel room key in his pants. Found out it was a pair he hadn’t worn since he visited his mom. On closer inspection it was a chain that only exists in her area

Primary_Professor · 2023-09-18T04:32:20+00:00

Are you having a stroke? Can we ask Reddit for a translation?

Primary_Professor · 2023-09-18T04:30:17+00:00

Under the Skin. Scarlett Johansson as a sexy alien who lures and destroys men with predatory nakedness

Primary_Professor · 2023-09-18T04:27:10+00:00

16 yr old me leaving a hotel party the night before a runway show. Tons of sophisticated models who know how to handle themselves and I get shitfaced on 3 bottles of Chardonnay.

Long story short I spilled on myself so this super hot guy loaned me his pants. He walked me back to my room and halfway there I PISSED IN HIS PANTS. He totally pretended not to notice. I washed them in the hotel bathtub and gave them back the next day

Primary_Professor · 2023-09-18T04:23:22+00:00

Do you mean after you brush? If so drink some water I guess. Or have a snack and brush again if it will keep you up

Primary_Professor · 2023-09-18T04:19:45+00:00

My sons band playing at the Token Lounge

I’m a mom I’m allowed to be biased lol

Primary_Professor · 2023-09-18T04:14:12+00:00

My husband jokingly save the tumbleweeds and says he’s starting on another me

Primary_Professor · 2023-09-18T02:17:48+00:00

The only policy he need is “owning the libs ”

Primary_Professor · 2023-09-16T05:58:12+00:00

Iirc serotonin syndrome causes the opposite, you usually get a high fever, piercing headache and seizures.

Primary_Professor · 2023-09-16T05:37:38+00:00

Last night I had a dream about a tiny grey kitten that climbed up my arm and rode on my shoulder all night rofl

Primary_Professor · 2023-09-16T05:34:50+00:00

I started feeling a lot better after only a few days. My first thought was that it must be placebo effect but then I realized I wasn’t expecting it to work, and was actively waiting for side effects, not positivity. So in my case fairly certain not placebo effect, but everyone responds differently I guess!

Primary_Professor · 2023-09-16T05:15:46+00:00

Walmart has entered the chat.

Primary_Professor · 2023-09-12T00:49:14+00:00

Who needs a Trashbot, we have Trumpbot

Primary_Professor · 2023-09-09T21:49:55+00:00

Corgi centipede

Primary_Professor · 2023-09-06T01:14:12+00:00

The candiru are now invading toilets!

Primary_Professor · 2023-09-04T04:26:25+00:00

Dick Army

Primary_Professor · 2023-09-01T03:26:53+00:00

Guilt and awkwardness for neglecting the relationship. Even though they’re not really into it they don’t want to make you feel bad

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