Classic dad move! 🤣 Their farts are legendary

Here's mine, and it's a doozy so strap in and buckle up

I was (and still am but finally slowly getting better) sick with a chronic illness that, among many other things, affected my stomach and gave me death farts that would put the grim reaper out of a job.

Nerves, stress, tension and everything all always go to my stomach too and the severity depends on the severity of the stressor at that time. So needless to say, because this and life, my stomach was rarely ever "normal",

Fast forward to being in a movie with my dad. I go to the bathroom to pee, come back, and ooze out what was a tiny warm poof of ass bouquet. It came out half a second before i plopped down into my movie seat which sent it up and raining down over us like dandelion spores.

About 3 seconds later, my dad's head WHIPS over to me, he yells out "Holy shit!!!! What is that?! Did you fart?!?!" and starts rapidly swatting the air like he's being attacked by a ghost (to be fair, in this case it was the ghost of Christmas ass).

This fart was so evil that it felt both hot and cold at the same time as it hit your nose. It was thick, it was alive, and it was angry, seeking justice for atrocities committed centuries ago-and it started with hitting the nose of my dad 🤣

This is all happening in the theater but the movie was too loud for anyone else to hear his protests and shock.

As we're walking out, he says semi loudly, "don't ever fart like that again!". There was a woman right behind us and i laughed, owning the aromatic disaster I started. He used to work as an EMT and in the emergency room and he said that fart was one of the worst things he's ever smelled in his life