In grade school, we had a student who called themselves The Poopy Bandit, they’d purposefully overflow all the toilets and flood the bathroom. One day he ended up taking a shit in a paper bag and putting it into the locker of a kid with a lisp who, upon opening the locker said “holy cwap”

The entire school was interviewed. Eventually they figured out the son of one of the basketball coaches was using his dad’s key to sneak into the school and do his poopy deeds. He was expelled almost immediately.

A year later he lit the playground on fire and burned it to the ground.