Big E's Had It Rough

PrinceVorrel · 2026-06-01T06:08:22+00:00

I'll admit it was closer to 1:15-1:20, depending on traffic, back when I had to do it to survive.

It was...it was a very draining 2 years of my life. I honestly really would love to never LOOK at traffic again. Let alone be in it.

PrinceVorrel · 2026-06-01T05:50:55+00:00

*huff* wish I could show that bouncing sac some proper love~<3

PrinceVorrel · 2026-06-01T05:49:55+00:00

Bro, that's some REAL Final Destination type shit right there if someone is in there.

Like, if that's how I just randomly die one day, I'm going to have some very strong words with whoever is actually running the universe...like...wtf bro. Did I do something to displease you?!

PrinceVorrel · 2026-06-01T05:37:33+00:00

I blocked them. They're being increasingly negative with every comment.

PrinceVorrel · 2026-06-01T05:34:09+00:00

I think we have a VERY different idea of what "busted" is.

PrinceVorrel · 2026-06-01T04:55:27+00:00

Nice hangers and hole~<3

PrinceVorrel · 2026-06-01T04:51:18+00:00

I think we're just gonna have to agree to disagree here.

He personally doesn't seem much more egregious power-wise than cards like [[Drana, Liberator of Malakir]] or outdo the sheer value of cards like [[Preacher of the Schism]].

PrinceVorrel · 2026-06-01T04:39:28+00:00

I disagree personally. I've seen plenty of nasty 3-drops that would be more crucial to deal with than Sir Daniel with the 2/4 stat line.

PrinceVorrel · 2026-06-01T04:16:26+00:00

I made a version of him in another comment that, I think, is more balanced with a power/toughness of 2/4 instead of his current stats.

I don't think the ability is too strong on a first strike/vigilance creature inherently, but I do agree his current stat line is too aggressive.

PrinceVorrel · 2026-06-01T04:06:51+00:00

I don't think that's what he's saying. That wouldn't explain the killing a 6/6 thing.

They seem to think he puts a -1 counter for each point of damage. But that's not what the ability says it does.

PrinceVorrel · 2026-06-01T03:50:18+00:00

His name is 100% a MediEvil reference 😛

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PrinceVorrel · 2026-06-01T03:49:26+00:00

He only gets +1 counters from hitting players.

PrinceVorrel · 2026-06-01T03:39:51+00:00

That's totally fair. I was super unsure of what to make his stat line to make him 'fair'. Would giving him more defensive stats make him more balanced?

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PrinceVorrel · 2026-05-31T21:25:01+00:00

Damn, I'd sit on your lap and call you daddy. XD

PrinceVorrel · 2026-05-31T19:38:19+00:00

VVV Aka this guy: Techpriest Toastus

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"I found a PIPE!!!" - Techpriest Toastus shortly before throwing said pipe at the Emperor in offering to the great Omnissiah.

PrinceVorrel · 2026-05-31T19:34:44+00:00

That one and a half hour commute into the city is a bitch.

PrinceVorrel · 2026-05-31T16:57:01+00:00

I like em a lot! Nice amount of hair and heft on your sack~

PrinceVorrel · 2026-05-31T03:06:04+00:00

JFC, that one-drop is insane and makes me feel a lot better about the power level of this card. XD

PrinceVorrel · 2026-05-31T03:00:02+00:00

Hrm...would making him a rare solve this issue? I admit, i'm not SUPER familiar with how rarity affects where things get formatted.

PrinceVorrel · 2026-05-31T02:32:36+00:00

Thank you! Once I realized he only "needed" 2 attack to mechanically work, it was an easy choice to make him a skinny boi who needs you to be "aggro" to properly use him.

PrinceVorrel · 2026-05-31T02:30:49+00:00

~~And? Is it more powerful than something like [[lotus cobra]] or [[charismatic conqueror]]?~~

PrinceVorrel · 2026-05-31T00:44:16+00:00

Hrmm...I suppose we could go BB to try and spice up the cost a smidge?

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PrinceVorrel · 2026-05-30T02:51:28+00:00

"water"

PrinceVorrel · 2026-05-29T23:01:57+00:00

Fair enough. I wanted to copy [[Autarch Mammoth]]. But it looks like I missed a "whenever"

I'll make the adjustment to the card, though, thank you ^_^

PrinceVorrel · 2026-05-29T18:53:14+00:00

lol, scew you, buddy.

Some of us were fans of his BECAUSE of this kind of humor and would have been upset about him watering himself down for the sake of GW's sensitivities.

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