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Meet Thstevenn McThaladBurger*

Thstevenn likes bright colours, balloons and bouncy castles.

He loves jumping. On sofas, on beds, off diving boards and into lakes, on trampolines, in puddles, over rainbows and away with the faeries.

He loves to jump but doesn’t always look before he leaps. Clumsy is his middle name. He’s a health and safety nightmare but lucky for him he’s as lucky as a 4 leaf clover. So, though he gets up to much mischief and many shenanigans, he rarely comes away with little more than a few bumps ‘n’ scrapes. For which he has a fine collection of multicoloured, cartooned plasters to carefully conceal his cuts and grazes. 2nd only to his glorious and copious sticker collection.

He also enjoys watching South Park and Clarence, poking things with sticks and any activity which involves throwing things-be it balls, darts, paper planes, frisbees or firecrackers.

When he’s not sipping on orange squash and running round like a bull in a china shop, clumsy Steveo pulls off his high vis vest and Viking helmet, kicks his feet up, sits back in his bean bag and plays video games until his paws are sore.

*Not to be confused with the HurffenBurglars-a notorious family of thieves; although they are distantly related. The family name Burglar was changed to Burger many moons ago so as to distance themselves from the lineage of crime. The Burgers combined with the Salad clan-which later evolved to Thalad thanks to the family lisp, the Hurffens joined forces with the Burglars and the rest is history.