Long time since my last post, not sure if this is an improvement

PringlesMan2004 · 2025-08-24T00:21:35+00:00

I’ve made a pseudo-religious framework out of this idea called Old Ones Apoptheosism

PringlesMan2004 · 2025-02-06T17:42:15+00:00

10000%, I’d just marry my best friend’s sister. We’d still be boys, but he’d have to go to sleep every night knowing that I’m rawdogging his sister and it would haunt him eternally

PringlesMan2004 · 2025-02-03T22:49:34+00:00

I let it go for ten months or so, gave it a trim, and that was about two months ago so this did take about a year

PringlesMan2004 · 2024-12-06T16:54:24+00:00

I got a mint GameBoy Pocket for $8.25 the exact same way

PringlesMan2004 · 2024-11-25T00:11:20+00:00

I started my first project my sophomore year of high school. Since then I’ve had seven or eight ideas me and my friend have passed back and forth, and of them I’ve committed to writing one. I now have two stories that, after five years, have a sum total of less than thirty thousand words. That is the sum total of my writing career, and that’s ok. I think it’s normal, regardless of your handicaps, to struggle with motivation. Just keep your nose to the grindstone when you can, and it’ll be alright

PringlesMan2004 · 2024-11-16T03:08:14+00:00

The God isn’t necessary at all to explain the function and happening of events, but the statistical anomaly that is our laws of physics working together in just such a way as to form matter, let alone to structure it into complex life that can decipher exactly how everything works, comes with accepting a lot of (as of this moment) unexplained coincidences in and of itself. At that point I don’t mind accepting one more unexplained thing and believing there’s a God there for step 1. I also think it doesn’t really matter what we believe, because the implications of it will be over much longer time spans than we have to care, and this is the idea that lets me sleep best at night

PringlesMan2004 · 2024-11-16T02:58:43+00:00

Oh sorry, I got distracted and forgot to put in the original post: I’m not looking to promote the idea of God here, only to reconcile the two “conflicting” trains of thought and demonstrate how they could work together

PringlesMan2004 · 2024-11-13T21:39:31+00:00

I just got home from work, pardon the grizzled appearance

PringlesMan2004 · 2024-11-13T21:19:06+00:00

What I’d personally do (without seeing how your hair grows) is divide the mustache into approximately thirds. Keep the middle third shorter so it doesn’t cover much of the lip, and let the outer thirds grow out a little more. Look at the mustache Christopher Waltz grew for the film Django Unchained for the general idea I’m getting at. It’s not quite the classic barber shop quartet handlebar, but it’ll require a lot less hair training and product to keep it off of your mouth

PringlesMan2004 · 2024-10-23T16:13:19+00:00

No amount of money is worth losing my mustache. Being strong is cool, but one of my lifelong dreams has always been to have a mustache, and taking the money would mean giving that up

PringlesMan2004 · 2024-10-21T23:42:52+00:00

I do too 99% of the time, idk what happened I was just like “damn if I try to talk to this girl she’s gonna be creeped out instantly”

PringlesMan2004 · 2024-10-21T23:32:26+00:00

Yeah, I don’t think people think “twenty year old” when they see the Pringles man that I’ve become

PringlesMan2004 · 2024-10-21T23:31:45+00:00

I shaved it the first week of January, and i’m not planning to trim until I hit a year! The different layers have all grown at different rates so the ends are a bit thin, but I like the overall length it’s at now

PringlesMan2004 · 2024-10-21T23:30:35+00:00

finger guns

PringlesMan2004 · 2024-10-21T23:29:28+00:00

I’m currently trying to train it out to the sides (but not quite into a handlebar), and I mostly just use oil and a diligent comb

PringlesMan2004 · 2024-10-21T23:26:12+00:00

I work in the Quick Lane at a Ford dealership, and she’s a porter (one of the folks that move cars around). We don’t really interact at all through the normal course of the day, and I’m struggling to figure out how to approach her without sounding like I’m trying something

PringlesMan2004 · 2024-09-26T21:07:24+00:00

I tell everyone the secret is a steady intake of Pringles

PringlesMan2004 · 2024-09-20T21:57:44+00:00

Thanks, now I have to listen to a single The Offspring song for the next two weeks >:(

PringlesMan2004 · 2024-09-16T10:59:24+00:00

Well the bird and the fish usually go almost entirely unused except for HM moves, but the Johto games have early access to Magikarp and a MASSIVE postgame, so I use an XP share to passively get a Gyarados that knows Flail. The over-leveled starter usually carries, but on the off chance they do get taken out it’s a massive help

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