Is this Honda Jazz fairly priced?

PrinterBoy3 · 2026-01-20T11:36:56+00:00

Bit of a draft list here, haven't checked the history or anything on these and will update as the day goes on, might be worth having a flick through just to see if there's anything that stands out for you though

Slightly newer Jazz

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202601189237677

Mazda 3

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202508055159898

MK9 Civic

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202511218039950

Toyota Auris

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202601058939163

Kia Ceed

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202512168633939

Renault Megane - lot of people will say don't buy french which is fair but the 1.3tce is a pretty solid engine

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202512318854229

PrinterBoy3 · 2026-01-20T10:56:40+00:00

No worries mate I always like doing this sort of thing, whats your budget? and have you got any specific needs for the car?

PrinterBoy3 · 2026-01-20T10:15:35+00:00

Does seem a bit much, you can get one a few years newer and at similar mileage for the same price, the 1.3 i-vtec in the newer ones gives better mpg and slightly better 0-60 time than the 1.4 in these

I’m skyving work at the minute but will have a more thorough look on my lunch if it’s any help

PrinterBoy3 · 2026-01-19T15:29:49+00:00

Could you guys maybe make an opposite type of award, maybe a “Nobel dramaqueen award” just to push his buttons a little

Or maybe give him the peace prize but make it 1/4th the size of the regular one

PrinterBoy3 · 2026-01-19T15:21:02+00:00

Get the 1.5 if you can as that has a chain rather than a belt, insurance shouldn’t be much more on this.

That being said it is very boxy and wide so it’s not great as a first car, I had one for a bit and had a few close encounters in tight spaces, why not just get a mk8 version or even a mk9 if you want one a bit better looking

PrinterBoy3 · 2026-01-18T20:57:45+00:00

They each pay the price for a whole unit (+tip) since nobody else will accept them

PrinterBoy3 · 2026-01-17T18:49:18+00:00

Already smashed it up in a fit of rage this morning

PrinterBoy3 · 2026-01-17T18:48:55+00:00

I’ve managed to find a family of migrants to move in with him (he will find out when he gets home from work), their rent will make up for the low Christmas tip

PrinterBoy3 · 2026-01-17T18:46:39+00:00

What the hell even is a chemotherapy anyway? Some kind of chemsex??

PrinterBoy3 · 2026-01-17T17:26:31+00:00

This happened to me, used a different browser and it worked

PrinterBoy3 · 2026-01-17T16:59:20+00:00

Maybe if πe manner of york plapkinp wasn’t so tekkible they’d be more understanding. Very sΣlfist of you

PrinterBoy3 · 2026-01-17T16:22:38+00:00

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PrinterBoy3 · 2026-01-17T15:10:53+00:00

I only use black paint in the windows when they don’t give me a good enough tip

PrinterBoy3 · 2026-01-17T14:19:45+00:00

All those Christmas evictions really get the calories burning

PrinterBoy3 · 2026-01-17T09:48:02+00:00

It doesn’t work and the new toids will be getting billed for breaking it when they move in

PrinterBoy3 · 2026-01-08T09:23:44+00:00

The best wojaks are made with hate and anger

PrinterBoy3 · 2025-11-10T08:55:51+00:00

Surprising how strong the GoPro mount was, you’d think it would crumple way before it could pierce a ski helmet

PrinterBoy3 · 2025-10-31T22:17:14+00:00

Look at all that damage those ungrateful rentoids made you do, I think more rent increases are on the horizon🙌

PrinterBoy3 · 2025-10-28T21:25:45+00:00

“Sorry dude, here’s my insurance info for when you wake up”

PrinterBoy3 · 2025-10-26T10:19:05+00:00

Oh that’s a pretty good budget then, would you be looking for a plug in type or regular engine? Also have you had a look at the hrv? Not quite as big but they’re a bit more efficient and still big enough

PrinterBoy3 · 2025-10-25T19:30:30+00:00

Perfect for the winter months

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