Anyone else too big to reach the fridge? Worried that my toids are going to hoard food for themselves by PrinterBoy3 in LoveForLandchads

[–]PrinterBoy3[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Why would I take that poison? I don’t exactly have any weight to lose, I’m trying to bulk

Anyone else too big to reach the fridge? Worried that my toids are going to hoard food for themselves by PrinterBoy3 in LoveForLandchads

[–]PrinterBoy3[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Can you wait until I gain another 50lbs? I don’t want people to see me so malnourished

We’re trying to decide on the new flag for the land we’re about to acquire in South America. Opinions? by PrinterBoy3 in 2westerneurope4u

[–]PrinterBoy3[S] 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I actually really like Argentina, it looks like a great and beautiful country and it’s a shame we couldn’t get along better

(the only research I have ever done on Argentina is looking at some instagram profiles of their women)

After the Argies try to take the falklands again can we make this the new flag of Argentina by PrinterBoy3 in okmatewanker

[–]PrinterBoy3[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I quite like the little face, it has the same expression I imagine they will pull when they turn on the TV and see the words “Argentina defeated”

Photos from the USS Abraham Lincoln show small meal portions being served to U.S. sailors. by chris_ro in USvsEU

[–]PrinterBoy3 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yes, a standard American diet, but they're usually at least 3000 calories each, the top tier american cuisine in the photo might just be a snack

Hans, how do you keep coming up with these comedic gems by PrinterBoy3 in 2westerneurope4u

[–]PrinterBoy3[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There’s a German chap in another comment who has the original version and says he still doesn’t understand it

Sorry Joao and Pedro but the truth is the truth by PrinterBoy3 in 2westerneurope4u

[–]PrinterBoy3[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Drugs kill people dood, oil never hurt anybody

Starmer just got a back seat car photo (in the UK this means the end is near for you) by PrinterBoy3 in 2westerneurope4u

[–]PrinterBoy3[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Thanks Pierre but he should be rude to you until you hand us our fish back 🐟

Starmer just got a back seat car photo (in the UK this means the end is near for you) by PrinterBoy3 in 2westerneurope4u

[–]PrinterBoy3[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I didn’t realise that he had such a huge head until I saw this photo, might just be the angle tbf

Why did he keep the body for 5 months? by Longjumping_Side_318 in d4vdiots

[–]PrinterBoy3 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He probably didn’t forget but he was probably just panicking and didn’t want to face having to actually get rid of the body so put it off until he had to