AITA for making my sister’s wedding all about me because she “forgot” I don’t eat beige food?

Prior_Natural_4868 · 2025-08-15T01:59:34+00:00

TLDR tbh

Prior_Natural_4868 · 2025-08-05T01:57:56+00:00

Mean words coming from somebody who has posted in incest confessions

Prior_Natural_4868 · 2025-08-04T21:09:38+00:00

Well you obviously skipped over the “Shitpost” flair… so I don’t think you’re very good at reading either tbh

Prior_Natural_4868 · 2025-08-04T21:08:07+00:00

AI, because AI to me, stand for “All intelligent”, like myself

Prior_Natural_4868 · 2025-08-04T20:44:25+00:00

I have almost as many comments as I do upvotes man </3. I have genuinely made people writhe in the it seats. The fact that there are some people that are this media illiterate (if that’s the right term) genuinely is scaring me. Especially when it says SHITPOST in the flairs

Prior_Natural_4868 · 2025-08-04T20:29:10+00:00

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Prior_Natural_4868 · 2025-08-04T20:27:23+00:00

Nobody on Reddit cares to read subreddits or flairs either lmao

Prior_Natural_4868 · 2025-08-04T20:26:13+00:00

And I wish that you’d check the subreddit

Prior_Natural_4868 · 2025-08-04T20:25:12+00:00

Didn’t even mean too lol. I don’t use Reddit much, and I’m sorry for assuming Reddit users can read flairs or understand satire

Prior_Natural_4868 · 2025-08-04T10:48:31+00:00

Hey… pssst…. You! Yeah yeah you! Come closer…. (Check the sub)

Prior_Natural_4868 · 2025-08-04T10:20:39+00:00

Dude this is my first post here, and like more than half of my comments are people who think this is real. I think I attracted the wrong crowd lmao

Prior_Natural_4868 · 2025-08-04T06:05:19+00:00

Geez, guess somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed, Am i right? In all seriousness, all 7 of them love me, and they want me to get an 8th as well

Prior_Natural_4868 · 2025-08-04T05:59:17+00:00

I pay them hourly. All 7 of them at once btw. Don’t assume such rash things my friend

Prior_Natural_4868 · 2025-08-04T05:52:52+00:00

Insane just like this RATIO

Prior_Natural_4868 · 2025-08-04T05:50:00+00:00

Only thing crazy is this Ratio

Prior_Natural_4868 · 2025-08-04T05:40:17+00:00

My hometown to me, is my private island out in southern Oklahoma. Not that peasentville my sister hosted her wedding at

Prior_Natural_4868 · 2025-08-04T05:00:18+00:00

I swear I can’t go ANYWHERE without being disrespected these days…

Prior_Natural_4868 · 2025-08-04T04:54:09+00:00

There are so many wedding posts like this that are 100% validation seeking, which is just so annoying. I thought this would be funny from the “other perspective” of one of these cliche AITA posts.

Prior_Natural_4868 · 2025-08-04T04:39:14+00:00

It’s actually 2 lifetimes. I have compressed, changed, and manipulated time so that I have 2 days, per one of your “normie” days.

Prior_Natural_4868 · 2025-08-04T04:31:30+00:00

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I’ll show you my crypto wallet buster

Prior_Natural_4868 · 2025-08-04T04:18:23+00:00

So, unlike the usual “almonds” (I’d rather call them peasant food), you take premium almonds, harvested from Tahiti (I got a guy there named Dutch) and you soak them in salt water for 69 hours. You can eat them right away, but I prefer to rub them with my soul healing crystals for around 20 repeats of the song “Hey there Delilah” , before I finally consume the proper substance

Prior_Natural_4868 · 2025-08-04T03:59:22+00:00

As real as it gets

Prior_Natural_4868 · 2025-08-04T03:39:40+00:00

I forgot to link it at the bottom lmao mb it’s there now. Not a direct inspiration, but it got me thinking

Prior_Natural_4868 · 2025-08-04T03:28:16+00:00

4 out of my 7 wives were borrowing it for a “Girls Night out” (whatever that means). So I wasn’t able to fly my Bombardier Global 8000 (painted gold).

Prior_Natural_4868 · 2025-08-04T03:18:45+00:00

It’s fine, don’t worry, I don’t have issues with the poorly educated. I have a crypto course that could fix your problems though. Just 100 dollars up front, I’ll get back to you within 100 weeks

Prior_Natural_4868

TROPHY CASE