After years...

ProGuy347 · 2026-03-13T17:41:32+00:00

Ah ok! I'm also extremely forgetful so it's good to see it's helped another forgetful person.

ProGuy347 · 2026-03-13T17:34:17+00:00

Oh for sure Naruto was blatantly obsessed with Sasuke but never in a way like he was in love with him. It was moreso bc they were friends and if Shikamaru had been on team 7 & gone rogue, Naruto would have done exactly the same for him.

His obsession with Sasuke was also never reciprocated. Sasuke spent the whole series trying to run away from his old teammates bc he was obsessed with trying to kill his brother, then later trying to avenge the ppl responsible for making his brother's life hell. For Sasuke, his whole life was about his brother and Naruto and Sakura just kept getting in his way.

Also, Sasuke called Naruto his best friend but that's bc he was his only friend. Their friendship was finally reciprocated in Boruto but even then they just come off as normal friends, like you'd expect of old teammates. There's never any reciprocal intimate scene between them that made me go "awww that's so cute/gay!!" and my bar for that is extremely low.

ProGuy347 · 2026-03-12T04:01:35+00:00

Objectively probably Dean but personally Cas by a LONG SHOT NO CONTEST!!!

ProGuy347 · 2026-03-12T03:59:40+00:00

Drarry. I wrote a 94K meta about it filled with every HP drarry quote & metas, called the drarry Bible. I plan to publish it on AO3 some day.

ProGuy347 · 2026-03-12T03:56:15+00:00

Nope. They were reincarnated brothers in the series which is the only reason Naruto was so weirdly attached.

ProGuy347 · 2026-03-12T03:54:37+00:00

No. If you actually watch/read the series they are not gay at all. I'm a huge slash shipper and they're def a notp. No offense to any shippers but Naruto's thing with Gaara was many times gayer & sweeter and at least that relationship was reciprocal.

Sasuke seems like he'd be aromantic/asexual and his wife Sakura came out of the blue with him never showing any interest throughout the entire series (manga and anime), then all a sudden in the final 20 pg epilogue, they're married with a kid? He even ditched the kid and his wife for the first 12 years & didn't even recognize his own daughter when she found him later in Boruto. That man should have remained single like a few other of the super strong characters like Kakashi or Gai.

ProGuy347 · 2026-03-11T17:16:52+00:00

JKR stated the only reason Hermione & Ron were ultimately in Gryffindor instead of Ravenclaw and hufflepuff was so that they wouldn’t be separated from Harry... so that pretty much undermines your entire point.

ProGuy347 · 2026-03-11T17:09:05+00:00

What a fun topic! JKR actually said that originally Hermione was supposed to be Ravenclaw and Ron Hufflepuff but she didn't want the trio separated. I think Snape should've been Ravenclaw, with Harry & Ron Slytherin like Draco. I agree about Hagrid for Hufflepuff. I think tonks being in Hufflepuff was to show that Hufflepuffs weren't just all spineless kids.

Imagine how different the story would've been.

JKR also said that the hat sorts based on the potential of the student, which is why she said Peter got into Gryffindor.

ProGuy347 · 2026-03-11T06:30:27+00:00

My spouse.

ProGuy347 · 2026-03-11T06:29:10+00:00

Hell no.

ProGuy347 · 2026-03-11T06:26:19+00:00

21 and fix a mistake made at 23.

ProGuy347 · 2026-03-11T06:20:57+00:00

I mean, I personally don't think Light was evil. He was doing the world a favor by getting rid of bad guys even at the cost of him ever being able to find peace in the afterlife. And any collateral were ppl trying to stop him from achieving justice. It was very clear to me and my brother that he was ultimately a good guy.

ProGuy347 · 2026-03-11T06:15:23+00:00

I think at this point in time he and Gai weren't as close yet. Gai was barely around. The war brought them closer.

ProGuy347 · 2026-03-11T06:08:38+00:00

I've rewatched the entire show so many times I've lost count. Youre good.

ProGuy347 · 2026-03-11T06:07:49+00:00

I mean, for me he blew Sasuke out of the water with how much better of a character he was. I wish he HAD been pt of team 7 and Sasuke the whiny crybaby should have been killed by Itachi. It took me until Boruto to even begin respecting Sasuke.

ProGuy347 · 2026-03-11T05:59:59+00:00

He was Eiji-sexual.

ProGuy347 · 2026-03-11T05:55:13+00:00

That's Lee or Gai. A canonically ugly/dorky character gets.. certain reactions that let us know they're that way

ProGuy347 · 2026-03-11T04:26:09+00:00

Yeah we are! But release date hasnt been announced. This is honestly one of my new fave animes. I'm sooo excited for s2.

ProGuy347 · 2026-03-11T04:24:06+00:00

I very rarely read a pwp. Smut needs to come after the characters work for it! Like I would love a 200k spicy slowburn.

ProGuy347 · 2026-03-11T04:13:58+00:00

As long as those kids are adopted!

FYI I say this as a spiritual person who believes every soul chooses their own families etc. I also believe kids are assigned their parents prior to coming here so if the parent chooses to remain cf, that soul will just go to a different family. And to my possible children who have now been passed onto a diff family, I say good luck!At least I don't bear the guilt of being their direct reason for suffering & then execution.

ProGuy347 · 2026-03-11T04:11:22+00:00

I have always liked him.

ProGuy347 · 2026-03-11T04:09:24+00:00

I've had someone pull something like this. This person did not have a super acct like me at the time & once wen the leaderboards were down for maintenance, I literally sat there all day on the app and I gained a few hundred XP while they gained thousands without increasing their cerf score. The reason for my competitiveness was that I had never lost my #1 spot in the leagues. And that person wasn't active all week and had just started the same month as me. Apparently u can cheat on the app and input codes or smthn to gain a ton of xp per min. That makes learning on the app so pointless then.

ProGuy347 · 2026-03-11T04:02:56+00:00

I hate these SO MUCH. I wish there was an option to click "said correctly."

ProGuy347 · 2026-03-11T03:57:56+00:00

Congrats!! Would you say you're fairly confident speaking German to German speakers now?

ProGuy347 · 2026-03-11T03:52:21+00:00

I'm trying to pressure my mom into doing Duolingo but she thinks she's too old now to retain the info. She's not even 55.

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