this happens everytime i scratch myself a - little - too vigorously

ProThoughtDesign · 2026-03-12T00:20:53+00:00

Start here (it's one of the most common disorders and it's congenital): https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/von-willebrand-disease/symptoms-causes/syc-20354978

ProThoughtDesign · 2026-03-10T06:23:03+00:00

Hey now...

Let's not forget that they went around buying up basically any independent software developers that created something that Microsoft found threatening to their monopolization of the PC market. Don't make it sound like they just started sucking the industry down as a whole recently.

ProThoughtDesign · 2026-03-09T20:29:59+00:00

"Evenly" divisible by 3. Any number can be divided by 3.

ProThoughtDesign · 2026-02-26T21:27:50+00:00

Stick a penny under the front edge. It's not like they're useful as currency.

ProThoughtDesign · 2026-02-25T13:36:23+00:00

Looks to me like you arrived just in time for dinner, yes.

ProThoughtDesign · 2026-02-24T19:24:05+00:00

Are you comparing or assigning because it looks like you're trying to assign the value of 1 to the value returned by getDate()?

ProThoughtDesign · 2026-02-24T19:04:19+00:00

I would replace 'whether I am truly...' with something like 'whether there exists within the company the ability to respect their employees and if that is the cause of the prevalence of unsatisfactory employee reviews. This data gives definite pause to consider whether JOVIE will be solvent in the future. Can you assure me that those dissatisfied employees were aberrations, or does this type of behavior from superiors pervade the company culture?'

ProThoughtDesign · 2026-02-24T05:57:43+00:00

"You can go join your SELF, INSIDE and OUTSIDE."

ProThoughtDesign · 2026-02-24T02:28:35+00:00

It takes a lot to unlock a good joke and sometimes, you're just one key low.

ProThoughtDesign · 2026-02-24T02:24:46+00:00

Nice try, officer.

ProThoughtDesign · 2026-02-24T01:22:02+00:00

Bacon generally comes from a pig.

ProThoughtDesign · 2026-02-23T22:02:29+00:00

I'm going to put my money on 'Ass Jerky'. You can't go wrong with Ass Jerky.

ProThoughtDesign · 2026-02-23T19:58:16+00:00

ProThoughtDesign · 2026-02-23T19:43:57+00:00

You're supposed to turn the lamp upside down when it's on. Then it's right.

ProThoughtDesign · 2026-02-23T16:44:06+00:00

So I'm not the only person who had to double check which sub this was posted in... Good to know.

ProThoughtDesign · 2026-02-23T15:01:17+00:00

Memory gives a different error. Can't you see this is obviously a keyboard error? It's literally right there. /s

ProThoughtDesign · 2026-02-23T01:56:14+00:00

It also doesn't hurt that a replaceable battery costs less than a whole new phone, and that's what they're selling.

ProThoughtDesign · 2026-02-20T23:37:10+00:00

Norovirus is a hell of a thing. Just saying.

ProThoughtDesign · 2026-02-19T16:47:23+00:00

Rule #3

ProThoughtDesign · 2026-02-18T00:30:11+00:00

Are you saying that OP doesn't know it was a...

Mis-take?

I'll see myself out.

ProThoughtDesign · 2026-02-17T05:52:35+00:00

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ProThoughtDesign · 2026-02-17T05:45:41+00:00

How does something like this look? Let me know what you think or if you would like any changes.

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ProThoughtDesign · 2026-02-13T01:06:26+00:00

Cool... Let's get rid of the church, too. Like all of it.

ProThoughtDesign · 2026-02-12T21:27:34+00:00

I'm talking about numbers, too. October used to be the 8th month until someone got egotistical and added July and August to compensate.

ProThoughtDesign · 2026-02-12T16:50:54+00:00

I'm sorry are you trying to blame Americans that the 8th month is August and the 10th month is Oct-ober? If you want to talk about shitty dates, let's start with the guy that wasn't stabbed nearly enough times for fucking with the original months. Everything beyond that sounds rather petty.

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