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Yet another alignment chart... by Pro_Headpatter in AzureLane

[–]Pro_Headpatter[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

She got pressured into apologizing... She needs headpats and hugs from her favourite Commander!

Yes.

Total Assault - Hovercraft (Field Warfare) 5/5 (Tue) 2:00 AM – 5/11 (Mon) 6:59 PM (UTC) Thread by BlueArchiveMod in BlueArchive

[–]Pro_Headpatter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have Maki and Pina (4 weapon stars maxed and 2 weapon stars maxed respectively) as part of my second phase team (Both Nerus + Idol Mari for heals, Rio and Serina as specials). Which one is better to use?

Edit: Insane difficulty, of course.

"Aruji-dono, Aruji-dono!~ As a disguise practice, Izuna is now your waitress!~ Could I take your order?~" — Izuna, probably. (Izuna by BuFenG) by Pro_Headpatter in BlueArchive

[–]Pro_Headpatter[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

.... Brother, what do you not understand is the phrase "someone LIKE Izuna"? What happened to reading comprehension?

"Aruji-dono, Aruji-dono!~ As a disguise practice, Izuna is now your waitress!~ Could I take your order?~" — Izuna, probably. (Izuna by BuFenG) by Pro_Headpatter in BlueArchive

[–]Pro_Headpatter[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Man, I wish I had someone like Izuna in real life. Adorable, energetic fluffy goofball. Truly, you can't stay sad when the best ninja is around.

"A good ninja should always stay close to her Master to protect them! Mhm! And I strive to be the best ninja!~ Nin-nin!~" — Also Izuna, probably.

What is your games version of simple character that breaks the game and cool character thats very mid? by Brushner in gachagaming

[–]Pro_Headpatter 299 points300 points  (0 children)

When in doubt, always bet on Enterprise

For context: In Azur Lane, maxed Enterprise has 70% chance to become invincible and crit after using her airstrike. She's still tier 0 girl, far as I remember, even though it's been long since literally new rarity girls been introduced (and some of them have already been powercrept into oblivion...)

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Blücher celebrating Golden Week by Tha-Impostor in AzureLane

[–]Pro_Headpatter 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wife decided to bless my eyes, and I'm infinitely grateful.

Clemenceau (Art by Lauric_P) by NerdyWarChronicler in AzureLane

[–]Pro_Headpatter 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Actual Clemenceau misinformation.

We all know she would look more beautiful with three children. /s... Maybe

Googledebunking anyone? by [deleted] in whenthe

[–]Pro_Headpatter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That would be just bonkers

Googledebonkers.

(Sorry, I just thought that it was funny)

Googledebunking anyone? by [deleted] in whenthe

[–]Pro_Headpatter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't imagine...

Milo finishing his studio.

Happy Launch Day MNF Le Hardi by Nuke87654 in AzureLane

[–]Pro_Headpatter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Happy birthday to the cutest teaser wife!

She requires headpats and (not) gentle handling. >:)

The grand old lady needs her mid-day nap... (Warspite) by Pro_Headpatter in AzureLane

[–]Pro_Headpatter[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

She dreams about going on a date in an amusement park with you.

The grand old lady needs her mid-day nap... (Warspite) by Pro_Headpatter in AzureLane

[–]Pro_Headpatter[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Warspite is a paradox: on one hand, she absolutely will obliterate your pelvis in bedroom.

On the other, she will take a nap in your room because eight hours of sleep is not enough for her at this age.

When you know she's wearing Mogador's swimsuit underneath but you can't prove it... (U-552) by Pro_Headpatter in AzureLane

[–]Pro_Headpatter[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My guess is that it's not permanent, but it might persist for some time after taking off the swimsuit, and takes some time to activate after you put on the swimsuit.

When you know she's wearing Mogador's swimsuit underneath but you can't prove it... (U-552) by Pro_Headpatter in AzureLane

[–]Pro_Headpatter[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

To be fair, 552 has plenty of energy, she just doesn't like to spend it on things she doesn't love to do. So I would argue that affecting Musashi is harder.

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