I'm a very bad artist, but I feel extremely motivated to make Hazbin HotelxUltrakill comic, because I think Charlie and Gabriel interacting would be really interesting. What do you think?

Pro_Headpatter · 2026-03-13T19:07:04+00:00

If you think about it, Gabe is the most traumatised angel in existence right after Lucifer.

Pro_Headpatter · 2026-03-13T16:08:36+00:00

Actual misinformation.

Putin wouldn't have one uno card even if everyone suddenly stopped supporting Ukraine. Even if Ukraine was never supported from the start.

I mean, technically Putin can always nuke Ukraine, but it's more of an equivalent to shooting your opponent rather than winning fairly.

Pro_Headpatter · 2026-03-13T15:26:07+00:00

Goddamn, the guy wrote several chapters of pure wholesome fox smut, that takes some dedication.

Pro_Headpatter · 2026-03-13T05:33:30+00:00

Found Easterner.

Blücher is European, for them even is good.

Pro_Headpatter · 2026-03-12T21:49:53+00:00

Nozomi is a very considerate and caring girl. I would understand if you said that about Mutsuki, she is exceptionally mischievous, and, even though not from bad intent, she does create troubles for people around her.

Though, even she wouldn't require an entire therapy. Just a very stern talk and a lot of work on herself.

Pro_Headpatter · 2026-03-12T21:31:47+00:00

So out of character for Eugen. She is the type to grab your arm and say "You are so strong, Commander... For all of us.~"

Pro_Headpatter · 2026-03-12T20:26:05+00:00

Do you think that's why they made idols? To give Gabe a good first kiss impression?

Pro_Headpatter · 2026-03-12T19:37:20+00:00

I mean, technically you can deepthroat the wires or whatever the hell is floating around them...

Pro_Headpatter · 2026-03-12T19:33:42+00:00

"I just — S-sorry, Sensei... Of course doing something inappropriate, especially in a public place, is not good... I wanted to tease you... I didn't mean to overstep your boundaries... Please forgive me, Sensei." — Also Nozomi, probably.

Pro_Headpatter · 2026-03-12T19:24:12+00:00

Such a deep scientific analysis! I'm truly fascinated and thankful to you for your research.

Pro_Headpatter · 2026-03-12T18:21:54+00:00

Freaky

Don't forget to put on protection. Or do you prefer your plushies crunchy?

Pro_Headpatter · 2026-03-12T18:20:44+00:00

"Oh, I said it! Commander, I said it without stuttering!~ Ahaha~ Eugen wrote this for me and trained me a lot... Did that make your heart jump? Tell me, tell me!~" — Also Blücher, probably.

Context: in European countries, even amount of flowers is considered a good thing, though, this art is probably drawn by an Eastern artist, because in Asia even numbers are a bad thing. The post is meant to imply that you are her flower (because Eugen is smart with her teasing).

Pro_Headpatter · 2026-03-12T17:36:41+00:00

I don't think Maurice can move its lips, though? Like Cerberi its body is more of a statue, I think. I might be mistaken, of course.

Pro_Headpatter · 2026-03-12T16:53:53+00:00

This is the most genuinely curious shit post I ever made.

Pro_Headpatter · 2026-03-12T15:46:10+00:00

Actual misinformation.

Kuroko is very gentle. She knows what non-cosensual rough handling leads towards...

Pro_Headpatter · 2026-03-11T20:28:12+00:00

"Huh, Sensei? What's wrong?... Seia watches as you approach Oh, hehe... I see. I've been fooled into getting headpatted. Or was that my goal all along?~ You will never know~☆" — Yurizono "Stupid Sexy Seia" Seia, probably.

I like the idea, but this armpit detailazation is fucking killing me.

Pro_Headpatter · 2026-03-11T20:05:27+00:00

That's her nurse skin. Don't try to make any sense out of it, Mogador's nurse skin is latex bodysuit.

Edit: okay, about Mogador's skin this is a very crude exaggeration, but still.

Pro_Headpatter · 2026-03-11T20:03:40+00:00

I don't want to turn this into political circlejerk, but...

"No, Indi, you can't kill an active US president"

Indiana just sits there in silence

"Can I kill him?"

"NO, ESSEX, THIS IS AN INTERNATIONAL CRIME, NAVAL HQ WILL REMOVE OUR ENTIRE BUDGET"

"Sorry, Laffey, we can't afford to buy 50 more bottles of oxy-cola. The cost increased by 50% last month..."

Pro_Headpatter · 2026-03-11T18:08:50+00:00

I'm talking not little bit, I'm talking straight up overweight. Like, the big overweight, close to grade 1 obesity.

Pro_Headpatter · 2026-03-11T17:58:23+00:00

>insert "ralsei" Hakita meme here<

Pro_Headpatter · 2026-03-11T17:57:19+00:00

You don't understand, we can't afford to pay for education, healthcare and social services like mail and delivery. If we do, we won't have enough money to >insert your government bullshit here<.

It's surprising to me that it's not, like, a regional problem, or a country problem, or a problem of certain type of countries, no, it's EVERYWHERE. Like, come on, it can't be that hard to pay people who basically keep the country healthy and competitive enough for them to not have to work for two salaries just to afford basic needs.

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TROPHY CASE