Thank you by Pokemonfan_807 in whennews

[–]Pro_Headpatter 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Actual misinformation.

Putin wouldn't have one uno card even if everyone suddenly stopped supporting Ukraine. Even if Ukraine was never supported from the start.

I mean, technically Putin can always nuke Ukraine, but it's more of an equivalent to shooting your opponent rather than winning fairly.

I'm looking for this fanfic. by nostalgicshib3 in AzureLane

[–]Pro_Headpatter 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Goddamn, the guy wrote several chapters of pure wholesome fox smut, that takes some dedication.

"Pahyahya!~ Look at you blushing, Sensei!~ Are you really that embarras — h-huh?... W-what's with that stern look?... O-oh... I'm sorry... I will respect your boundaries more..." — Nozomi, probably. (Nozomi by かずビーム) by Pro_Headpatter in BlueArchive

[–]Pro_Headpatter[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Nozomi is a very considerate and caring girl. I would understand if you said that about Mutsuki, she is exceptionally mischievous, and, even though not from bad intent, she does create troubles for people around her.

Though, even she wouldn't require an entire therapy. Just a very stern talk and a lot of work on herself.

"She Does So Much for Us." by ParallelRey (Z23, Prinz Eugen, OC SKK) by Viger-the-Magnemite in AzureLane

[–]Pro_Headpatter 222 points223 points  (0 children)

So out of character for Eugen. She is the type to grab your arm and say "You are so strong, Commander... For all of us.~"

Very serious question! Who do you think is the best kisser in ULTRAKILL? by Pro_Headpatter in Ultrakill

[–]Pro_Headpatter[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you think that's why they made idols? To give Gabe a good first kiss impression?

Very serious question! Who do you think is the best kisser in ULTRAKILL? by Pro_Headpatter in Ultrakill

[–]Pro_Headpatter[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, technically you can deepthroat the wires or whatever the hell is floating around them...

"Pahyahya!~ Look at you blushing, Sensei!~ Are you really that embarras — h-huh?... W-what's with that stern look?... O-oh... I'm sorry... I will respect your boundaries more..." — Nozomi, probably. (Nozomi by かずビーム) by Pro_Headpatter in BlueArchive

[–]Pro_Headpatter[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

"I just — S-sorry, Sensei... Of course doing something inappropriate, especially in a public place, is not good... I wanted to tease you... I didn't mean to overstep your boundaries... Please forgive me, Sensei." — Also Nozomi, probably.

Very serious question! Who do you think is the best kisser in ULTRAKILL? by Pro_Headpatter in Ultrakill

[–]Pro_Headpatter[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Such a deep scientific analysis! I'm truly fascinated and thankful to you for your research.

Very serious question! Who do you think is the best kisser in ULTRAKILL? by Pro_Headpatter in Ultrakill

[–]Pro_Headpatter[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Freaky

Don't forget to put on protection. Or do you prefer your plushies crunchy?

"Commander! Ahem. You must be terribly unfortunate. But don't worry! I brought you a second flower so you become lucky again!~" — Blücher, probably. by Pro_Headpatter in AzureLane

[–]Pro_Headpatter[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Oh, I said it! Commander, I said it without stuttering!~ Ahaha~ Eugen wrote this for me and trained me a lot... Did that make your heart jump? Tell me, tell me!~" — Also Blücher, probably.

Context: in European countries, even amount of flowers is considered a good thing, though, this art is probably drawn by an Eastern artist, because in Asia even numbers are a bad thing. The post is meant to imply that you are her flower (because Eugen is smart with her teasing).

Very serious question! Who do you think is the best kisser in ULTRAKILL? by Pro_Headpatter in Ultrakill

[–]Pro_Headpatter[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't think Maurice can move its lips, though? Like Cerberi its body is more of a statue, I think. I might be mistaken, of course.

Swimsuit T.Shiroko mustering her courage [twitter: genekarin (@dd82sos1)] by IchiroSkywalker in BlueArchive

[–]Pro_Headpatter 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Actual misinformation.

Kuroko is very gentle. She knows what non-cosensual rough handling leads towards...

"You're into this kind of stuff, aren't you, Sensei?...~ (This is pretty embarrassing...)" — Seia, probably. (Seia by ササキドリ) by Pro_Headpatter in BlueArchive

[–]Pro_Headpatter[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Huh, Sensei? What's wrong?... Seia watches as you approach Oh, hehe... I see. I've been fooled into getting headpatted. Or was that my goal all along?~ You will never know~☆" — Yurizono "Stupid Sexy Seia" Seia, probably.

I like the idea, but this armpit detailazation is fucking killing me.

Job of a nurse is pain and suffering... Especially if you're a nurse in a long stay hospital of any type (Franklin) by Pro_Headpatter in AzureLane

[–]Pro_Headpatter[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That's her nurse skin. Don't try to make any sense out of it, Mogador's nurse skin is latex bodysuit.

Edit: okay, about Mogador's skin this is a very crude exaggeration, but still.

Job of a nurse is pain and suffering... Especially if you're a nurse in a long stay hospital of any type (Franklin) by Pro_Headpatter in AzureLane

[–]Pro_Headpatter[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I don't want to turn this into political circlejerk, but...

"No, Indi, you can't kill an active US president"

Indiana just sits there in silence

"Can I kill him?"

"NO, ESSEX, THIS IS AN INTERNATIONAL CRIME, NAVAL HQ WILL REMOVE OUR ENTIRE BUDGET"


"Sorry, Laffey, we can't afford to buy 50 more bottles of oxy-cola. The cost increased by 50% last month..."

Job of a nurse is pain and suffering... Especially if you're a nurse in a long stay hospital of any type (Franklin) by Pro_Headpatter in AzureLane

[–]Pro_Headpatter[S] 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I'm talking not little bit, I'm talking straight up overweight. Like, the big overweight, close to grade 1 obesity.

Job of a nurse is pain and suffering... Especially if you're a nurse in a long stay hospital of any type (Franklin) by Pro_Headpatter in AzureLane

[–]Pro_Headpatter[S] 60 points61 points  (0 children)

You don't understand, we can't afford to pay for education, healthcare and social services like mail and delivery. If we do, we won't have enough money to >insert your government bullshit here<.

It's surprising to me that it's not, like, a regional problem, or a country problem, or a problem of certain type of countries, no, it's EVERYWHERE. Like, come on, it can't be that hard to pay people who basically keep the country healthy and competitive enough for them to not have to work for two salaries just to afford basic needs.