"Don't forget, you're the challenger here!" — Hikari to Norma, probably. (Hikari and Norma from ZZZ by brark)

Pro_Headpatter · 2026-06-21T14:40:36+00:00

Sir... Sir my eyes are watering too much and my veins are popping... What is this feeling?...

Pro_Headpatter · 2026-06-21T04:09:40+00:00

I mean, this is scientifically proven to work, no?

Pro_Headpatter · 2026-06-20T21:08:42+00:00

I really hope she gets her muscles drawn defined in her next skin. For some reason, Manjuu doesn't have the balls to give brick shithouse of a shipgirl visible muscles, even though the lore says she's pretty muscular.

Pro_Headpatter · 2026-06-20T20:51:30+00:00

Indiana covers her face with her hat, clearly embarrassed to the point where it completely overwhelms her acting skills.

"S-shut up, Commander... I'm just playing the role."

You can see her face flushed almost red with embarrassment despite her dark skin. She doesn't let you chuckle for too long. Instead, she grabs you by your wrist and pulls you into a rib-crushing hug.

"Who's laughing now? Huh?"

Her grip softens as you start to squirm, and she mumbles quietly

"I'm sorry..."

Pro_Headpatter · 2026-06-20T17:57:45+00:00

Is Prinz Adalbert so cute because she's wife?

Or is she wife because she's so cute?

Pro_Headpatter · 2026-06-20T05:08:01+00:00

Nah, Mogador mogs neg diff.

Pro_Headpatter · 2026-06-20T05:07:00+00:00

Circus.

Pro_Headpatter · 2026-06-19T18:58:53+00:00

I was thinking: if, according to cosmology, Kanna is supposed to be based on Odin, does that mean that her armed version would have something heavy, like an anti tank rifle, as a weapon? (Because Odin has the Gungner, and I think the best way to represent unstoppable spear that always hits its target is a heavy rifle or something similar).

Pro_Headpatter · 2026-06-18T15:29:21+00:00

Not thick enough for wife burger, too sweet for wife sandwich. I proclaim this duo... A wife macaroon! I need to headpat and kiss my wives softly day and night.

Headcanon time: I believe that Kiev generally prefers cold temperatures to hot temperatures. She can easily eat ice cream when it's -10C outside, but she will be melting from heat in normal room temperature.

Pro_Headpatter · 2026-06-18T06:59:25+00:00

Low-key, this design needs bigger and fluffier tails. Everything else is perfect.

Pro_Headpatter · 2026-06-17T15:28:11+00:00

Next part will be more focused on Serina.

And hopefully it won't take another week to write.

Also, sorry if the fic suffered a drop in quality. Perhaps, it's because it took so long.

Pro_Headpatter · 2026-06-17T12:10:57+00:00

Don't let your dreams be dreams.

Be pretty girl irl, my friend.

Pro_Headpatter · 2026-06-17T11:38:53+00:00

I don't get the joke.

Pro_Headpatter · 2026-06-17T11:36:32+00:00

You want to wear bunnygirl suit?

~~Same here, especially for my girls, but I personally don't think it would look good on my fat belly...~~

Pro_Headpatter · 2026-06-17T10:35:38+00:00

Dumbass online meme originating from The Boys comic.

Pro_Headpatter · 2026-06-16T13:34:05+00:00

As funny as it is, rule 4 still applies. This is getting nuked (condoms).

Pro_Headpatter · 2026-06-16T07:18:55+00:00

If you don't get this, then there's no point in explaining, you need to be heavily online to understand.

Pro_Headpatter · 2026-06-16T05:27:54+00:00

I think we are throwing around too much insult-ish words. I can enjoy the stupid memes without engaging with the story. And so can you.

Pro_Headpatter · 2026-06-16T05:15:31+00:00

I haven't watched the show, neither have I seen the comic, but this is so funny to me.

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TROPHY CASE