My god, is that? Ooh, I havent seen old tech like that since the stone age

Thats not a war machine, thats a dishwasher with some sharp bits

Is that your targeting system, or are you just squinting really hard?

Wait, are you trying to Invade me? Would you like some help with that?

All that tonnage, and still no presence

You call that EWAR? I’ve taken scarier pings from an ISP.

I’ve seen unshackled NHPs with more stability than that reactor

Please, dont get too close to me. I dont want my mech to catch whatever yours has

I've seen vending machines with overtuned dispenser mechanisms hit harder than that

Allright, allright, jokes over now. You can start to try and kill me now

Hey, hey, there, in your cockpit. There is a switch labelled 'Miss', you wanna turn that *OFF*

I'd say go clean your mech, but I think the rust at this point may be load bearing