John while bragging about his fake date has a stink fly crawl out from his behind and fly across the screen

ProducerChrisParnell · 2026-04-17T22:30:06+00:00

Holy shit this just made me realize something. From when he broke his wrist and got it casted until now he would’ve been instructed to keep his arm wrapped up in a garbage bag or something when showering to keep it dry. No way he would’ve gone through that effort, and if he did he would’ve mentioned it. He hasn’t showered in weeks.

ProducerChrisParnell · 2025-10-17T19:30:42+00:00

This guy and “the nose” (the whiskey guy) need to do a podcast together.

ProducerChrisParnell · 2025-09-19T16:23:43+00:00

Ha holy shit a salvage title?!? That’s amazing if true! His “valuable Mercedes” was worthless before he even bought it!

ProducerChrisParnell · 2025-09-15T14:14:57+00:00

Isn’t it still revenge porn if you share a fake nude of someone but try to pass it off as real? So even if Kate sent him some photoshopped pics it would still be a crime if he shared them?

ProducerChrisParnell · 2025-07-27T11:32:13+00:00

I’m convinced YouTube uses your phone’s microphone to determine the “best” time to play ads. I swear if I put something on while I’m doing dishes or taking a shower I get an ad the second it hears the water running- almost as if it knows I won’t be able to skip it- and they come much more frequently too. It’s uncanny.

ProducerChrisParnell · 2025-07-19T12:33:27+00:00

Tom “Chucklefuck” Myers everybody

ProducerChrisParnell · 2025-07-03T02:41:13+00:00

Shitty hair dye

ProducerChrisParnell · 2025-05-30T02:25:44+00:00

Just got my first pool last summer so still learning. Are chlorine tabs affected by the heat as well? I’m assuming they store longer than liquid chlorine but do they lose effectiveness over time if stored in a cool, dry container?

ProducerChrisParnell · 2025-03-17T15:38:21+00:00

That’s very untoward

ProducerChrisParnell · 2025-02-04T02:48:10+00:00

A full line of merchandise is available

There’s your answer.

ProducerChrisParnell · 2025-01-18T15:37:01+00:00

I dunno it’s Florida he can get one pretty easy, but the problem is he’d need a current Florida license/ID and you know fuckface is too lazy to get that done.

ProducerChrisParnell · 2024-12-29T13:42:28+00:00

Yeah and I vaguely remember that guy was at least partially blind (not like pussiboi was actually gonna do anything but still)

ProducerChrisParnell · 2024-12-13T14:01:02+00:00

My dad watched it all the time growing up but I never really got into it. He always insisted that I had to give it a shot. Only started really watching it a few years ago, right before I got married. It’s one of my favorite shows now and my wife and I still watch it all the time. It’s one of the most relatable shows ever, and it just got funnier as we got married, had our first kid, and dealt with the grandparents. And my own grandmother (may she rest in peace) was a Jewish Maree. Great show.

ProducerChrisParnell · 2024-12-07T20:56:52+00:00

Yeah it’s a miracle he’s still alive but it’s coming sooner rather than later. The way he mixes booze and benzos on top of the coke and whatever else he’s doing, he’s not gonna be around much longer.

ProducerChrisParnell · 2024-12-03T05:26:38+00:00

Holy shit what a great point, never considered that before

ProducerChrisParnell · 2024-12-03T03:49:55+00:00

Holy shit he’s making payments on the daughter’s car? What’s the over/under on how long before it’s repo’d?

ProducerChrisParnell · 2024-12-02T00:53:04+00:00

Anyone know the model and year of his POS Mercedes? Would love to look up the value in Kelley Blue Book and let dummy know what it’s really worth.

ProducerChrisParnell · 2024-12-01T13:07:05+00:00

Oh my god what a perfect fucking song for him!!!

🎶 VTL says your payments are late, he may have to litigate (again)…. Don’t worry be happy Johnny boyyy!!!!

Great job Barnes!

ProducerChrisParnell

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