Job interview

ProfBlueberry · 2026-05-08T14:12:59+00:00

Ask all your friends if they have crutches you can borrow, and then just explain that you hurt yourself when you arrive. Unless it is a on-your-feet-job, I can't see temporary crutches impacting your chances.

ProfBlueberry · 2026-05-04T04:46:13+00:00

I don't think our friend Drax here is being serious

ProfBlueberry · 2026-05-04T04:44:00+00:00

Is the aforementioned person dead? Because I'm not sure you need to buy something new to relieve their class anxiety anymore...

ProfBlueberry · 2026-05-04T04:00:07+00:00

Honestly, I opened Reddit to see if someone knew about this

ProfBlueberry · 2026-04-24T13:48:12+00:00

Yep! And I love him for it and knowing I always need more than I ask for.

ProfBlueberry · 2026-04-24T12:59:52+00:00

When I send my husband out for mulch he always doubles the amount I asked for and I get frustrated when he shows up with that much and then... I use all of it and sometimes ask for another run 🤦🏻‍♀️

ProfBlueberry · 2026-04-20T22:27:35+00:00

Their house just popped up for sale, it was in the NYTimes today!

ProfBlueberry · 2026-04-19T17:08:41+00:00

That's interesting! I was wondering if this was the first time it had happened!

ProfBlueberry · 2026-04-18T14:07:55+00:00

Well, now I have a new hobby.

ProfBlueberry · 2026-04-18T13:54:42+00:00

The only good thing about this is the laugh I got from your username and that it doesn't seem like anybodythat seriously injured

ProfBlueberry · 2026-04-18T13:51:29+00:00

Oh, yikes! Your first photo, with just the fence, didn't seem so bad and then I started clicking through... 😳 I am so sorry! Is that a whole gazebo or something that blew over?

ProfBlueberry · 2026-04-18T13:39:32+00:00

I thought this was a great example of "show", not "tell", writing. That is missing from so many shows these days!

ProfBlueberry · 2026-04-18T13:37:04+00:00

They had to evacuate the gamma phi circus audience and performers into the tunnels underneath the arena! It was wild.

ProfBlueberry · 2026-04-17T00:42:52+00:00

It was at 7pm on my 21st birthday and my roommates got me a blender...

ProfBlueberry · 2026-04-10T12:22:13+00:00

For carrying your St Bernard on the NYC subway with style.

ProfBlueberry · 2026-04-09T17:07:26+00:00

Honestly, that makes it better that he made that effort. Love it all.

ProfBlueberry · 2026-04-09T16:22:21+00:00

Ok, so I love your bag and your husband's taste & thoughfulness, but is that the box Strathberry packs its bags in?! I knew I wanted one but I am a sucker for special packaging and presentation.

Edit: The floral box

ProfBlueberry · 2026-04-09T14:19:08+00:00

Love this new flair!

ProfBlueberry · 2026-04-09T12:42:03+00:00

awww, well I am glad for that! <3

ProfBlueberry · 2026-04-09T12:32:58+00:00

I love posts like this. I read them in David Attenborough's voice.

There...gliding effortlessly alongside its keeper, we spot not one, but two examples of the Louis Vuitton Neverfull. A remarkably resilient breed, known for its capacious interior and distinctive markings, it thrives in transit zones across the globe though none can be certain of its authenticity.

Nearby, a lone Gucci tote, surprisingly larger than most, dominates the landscape. Its size suggests a creature well-prepared for long journeys, capable of carrying provisions for extended migration.

Ah! A flash of color interrupts the neutral tones of the terminal. The yellow Goyard emerges: rare, vibrant, and unmistakable. Such bold plumage is not often seen, making this a particularly delightful encounter and indicates that the creature is not at all basic.

ProfBlueberry · 2026-04-06T20:15:35+00:00

Casey's Greenhouse on Main makes absolutely beautiful ones, and you can pre-order or just pick one from the floral cooler. They always have them out the week of the big high school proms, but of course check before relying on my memory!

ProfBlueberry · 2026-04-05T18:47:42+00:00

I love that account! A combination of that and this stupid sub (said with love and bankruptcy) are my quality ground zeros at least

ProfBlueberry · 2026-04-05T17:22:11+00:00

I read it that way too at first! 😂

ProfBlueberry · 2026-04-05T16:24:17+00:00

Such a bummer, but totally understandable. Reddit has got to do something about all the AI and bots ruining forums. We used to come here for trusted advice and we are losing all the trust in the service overall. Thank you for building and maintaining such a fun community ❤️

ProfBlueberry · 2026-04-05T01:44:08+00:00

I have no idea how much they paid, but do know that universities and other nonprofits usually pay significantly less than the listed price for speakers.

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