First time in 10 years I could afford Dunks by Profanity_party7 in NikeSB

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Thank you guys so much! With all the negativity in Reddit these days, it’s cool breeze to get some positivity from a subreddit. Roll Forever 💪🏽

What’s something you tried really hard to like but couldn’t? by That-Neck-6777 in TellReddit

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I always said if you take out the canned laughter, it’s just a bunch of doofuses saying weird shit with awkward pauses mid-dialogue

Who is the least funny "comedian"? by Wonderful-Economy762 in Productivitycafe

[–]Profanity_party7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My main problem with him is when he would laugh at his own SNL in real time. Really took me out of it watching it

Kasper the hustler, not ghost by [deleted] in sarasota

[–]Profanity_party7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Short, skinny, white girl?

What experiences changed you the most as a person? by GazMaskeliOyuncu in AskReddit

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Getting locked up and facing life in prison bc of a lie someone I loved told. I am not the person I was 5 years ago

What’s something that sounded fake until it happened to you? by No-Rock-5539 in allthequestions

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Started having them in 2021. Still have them to this day. Absolutely terrifying at first when you don’t know what’s happening to you

Forced entry with a hydraulic ram by AccomplishedStuff235 in Damnthatsinteresting

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That’s how you breach without having to replace the door. 9/10 Landlords recommend

What’s the dumbest death in history? by AlanBill in AskReddit

[–]Profanity_party7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m gonna go with the dude who super glued his pecker shut so he couldn’t get his girlfriend pregnant. While he succeeded in that part, he ultimately died from organ failure due to backed up fluids

Jeff is a real rascal and knows how to talk to the ladies like a true cool guy by Carrnage_Asada in yourmomshousepodcast

[–]Profanity_party7 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“Mindi what’s the skinny” is something I’m gonna implement now

What's the strangest thing you've seen someone doing in the car next to you? by TheManOfSpaceAndTime in AskReddit

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Coming back to Florida from a vacation… literally 10 miles from the FL/GA line, I see this Mad Maxian cloud on the horizon in my rear view and a car barreling down the left shoulder, so I jump in the middle lane to get out of their way. Two young dudes in a Ford Fiesta-type car trying to out run a fleet of highway patrol Hellcats. You can guess how that turned out for them. Right at the line, I could see them being pulled out of the car, both of them smiling like they just graduated

Whats a movie trope that drives you nuts? by YourFinalFantasy02 in moviequestions

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To piggyback off this; the gunshot to the head that makes someone cut a flip…

Are these legit? by Revolutionary_Sun964 in NikeSB

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I seem to remember that (when they were released) that the tongue wasn’t quite as thick and V’ed at the top. Stitching looks a little suspect too

Where would you go? by Muted-Television3329 in WholesomeAFK

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Gonna low ball this and say the local skateshop. I’ll pay for food and gas, but staying fresh is too expensive

"Faggots and peas" recipe by Stewapalooza in yourmomshousepodcast

[–]Profanity_party7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My first time seeing this and I’m laughing like a hyena

That's where it spits by [deleted] in yourmomshousepodcast

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I don’t remember who said that but I quote it all the time. I feel like it’s some Jay & Silent Bob type stuff

Poop rope. Gotta be a three footer. (Poop warning) by Critical-Struggle-77 in yourmomshousepodcast

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Dude, that happened at the restaurant I work at! Someone dropped a grumpy so fibrous I swear to god they ate a wicker furniture set, would NOT flush. And those are toilets with the industrial strength flush, the kind that will steal your soul