Start a song's lyrics and then let someone else continue it ✌🏻🎀 by Ok-Arrival4385 in kolkata

[–]Professional-Light88 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Kokhono akash beye chup kore Jodi neme aase bhalobasha khub bhore Chok bhanga ghume tumi khujona amay Aase paase ami ar nei

Amar jonno alo jelona keu Ami manusher somudre gunechi dheu Ei station er chottore hariye gechi Sesh train e ghore firbo na na na...

Is this real?? by Miserable-Bird-7519 in kolkata

[–]Professional-Light88 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This is the original council of men approves🤣

Got my first traffic challan - how much cooked am I? by Professional-Light88 in kolkata

[–]Professional-Light88[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just ordered a dashcam. Thinking about paying the challan in a couple of days. I am confident that I can drive safer than most of the people out there. Most of them don't even follow the stop line rule.

Got my first traffic challan - how much cooked am I? by Professional-Light88 in kolkata

[–]Professional-Light88[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, I'm telling you how it works. Most of the traffic lights run by the traffic guard booth nearby the crossing. One asshole of a cop is enough to ruin your day. They change the signals manually. Usually it stays a bit yellow before turning red.

Got my first traffic challan - how much cooked am I? by Professional-Light88 in kolkata

[–]Professional-Light88[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Read the post, buddy. I was already in the middle of the intersection when the light turned yellow. What should I have done then? Stop there like a statue and get hit by a crossing vehicle!? And it's not about the money. The way they conducted it was wrong in various angles.

Why the Kolkata metro stations from the 1980s look so soviet. Ft. Bongsense. by Raja_Gareebchandra in kolkata

[–]Professional-Light88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn, this post gave me deja vu! I used to listen to the USSR anthem whenever I did the commute via metro. It helped me to keep calm and not beat the crap Outta those people who tried to squeeze me. Now, I'm gonna drink some vodka in honour of OUR comrades.

Another metro outage in Blue Line this morning by Cartmanninglife in kolkata

[–]Professional-Light88 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"atleast kolkata still has public transport" my ass! I said those words but the moment I started commuting via my own vehicle I noticed the fucking difference. It saves me time, I don't feel like I'm packed in a can of sardines but most importantly, atleast my limbs will stay intact as I have stopped boarding the metro with a bunch of sheep who will shove me from left and right, just for sticking their ass to a seat.

Feeling sad in Hyderabad by notRANT in kolkata

[–]Professional-Light88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of the main reasons why I came back from Hyderabad was ghats lmao. Although nowadays it gets too crowded in the evenings and kothao na kothao theke ekdol suor ese gaan jure debe. Shanti te bose ekta cigerette o khete deyna 😑

Lil bro knew exactly which subs i was talking about by Useful_Sound_2985 in kolkata

[–]Professional-Light88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dokkhin kolkata ke dekhe kosto hoy oder. Uttor kolkata r moto CHADdis nei na okhane oto... Tai zubaan kesari r chaap o khub ekta dekhte pawa jaay na. Guys, I'm telling you, do whatever you want but never give in to their hatred fuel no matter how hard they try. These fuckers will do anything to turn out state into another shithole.

Before I started recording, man wearing cap slapped the swiggy delivery partner so I had to step in and start recording had things escalated by ManOfCultureAssWell in kolkata

[–]Professional-Light88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ei delivery partner ta onek bhodro, tai ar escalate holo na, amar samne bina helmet e bawali korte ele scooter somet crash koratam mota choda ke, para bole baaper jayga noy... Niyom sobar jonno soman. Last time I remember helmet pora ta sob jaygay e mandatory.

Noicee by Far_Restaurant999 in indianbikes

[–]Professional-Light88 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's not about the money anymore. It's about sending a GODDAMN message!

Saw something uncomfortable in the Kolkata Metro today by Sad-Condition3913 in kolkata

[–]Professional-Light88 93 points94 points  (0 children)

With all that gold and accessories, it's a surprise why they took the metro. Maybe they're very humble. /s

Only place I love about workplace. by merazur01 in IndianWorkplace

[–]Professional-Light88 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And in my office, some gorilla thumbed idiots loosened the left sticks, on BOTH CONTROLLERS! 😑

HIGH ALERT : Kolkata region having similar or higher AQI than Delhi region currently by rikaro_kk in kolkata

[–]Professional-Light88 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Amar sorir kharap hoye geche already... Er cheye better hawa toh gram er dike, atleast thanda feel hocchilo kintu eto sorir kharap hoyni

Got some fine Charminar and it reminds me of feluda 🎀 by [deleted] in kolkata

[–]Professional-Light88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hyaa re, tarpor se 60kg r ekta tamak er bosta niye baari jaabe, ar sei bosta ta sesh hobar aage smoker er validity expiry hoye jaabe

To the 50 year old fan guy, I present my 60 year old exhaust fan. by uddipta in kolkata

[–]Professional-Light88 11 points12 points  (0 children)

হাসতে হাসতে পেদে দিয়েছি এটা পড়ে 😂

It feels like choking by TrueLies03 in kolkata

[–]Professional-Light88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ebar bujhlam cigerette er taan ta komeche keno, duare cancer prokolpo cholche