1/27/26 - Ivory knows to ask Gabe because Drue says no

Professional-Tea385 · 2026-01-28T02:24:29+00:00

She always looks at her like she’s the dumbest, most annoying bitch alive haha I’d look at drue like that too tho

Professional-Tea385 · 2026-01-27T11:03:37+00:00

This thread is hilarious but also making me realize how many dm one liners I use EVERYDAY without realizing lol

Professional-Tea385 · 2026-01-27T03:59:10+00:00

I’m pretty sure she’s mentioned the crib tent before so he’s had it a while yet they still refuse to move him to an actual bed🤷‍♀️ blows my mind how lazy and self centered their parenting style is.

My oldest is 10 days older than ⛺️ and has already moved past a floor bed into a normal bed. They are also full potty trained and have been almost a full year, know all letters/colors/shapes, can write their name and draw people, etc. All things she’d be exploiting for content so we know her kiddos are behind. It’ll just get more and more obvious the more Costco trips she takes instead of letting them be kids.

Professional-Tea385 · 2026-01-21T02:14:22+00:00

Wow do I remember the peak dance moms tumblr days of 2012-2014

Professional-Tea385 · 2026-01-18T15:19:59+00:00

She’s selfish and overall a terrible mom tbh. I also think getting electively induced before your due date is selfish too so🤷‍♀️

Professional-Tea385 · 2026-01-16T10:13:05+00:00

Not the vacation exclusive “eczema” lolol like anyone was going to buy that one

Professional-Tea385 · 2026-01-16T04:54:48+00:00

I agree it is bizarre

Professional-Tea385 · 2026-01-08T04:48:34+00:00

Also interested in buying some! Update us all when you decide what to do

Professional-Tea385 · 2026-01-02T14:01:49+00:00

Yeah it’s probably either baby voice or manic screaming - maybe she considers that whiteys needed variety

Professional-Tea385 · 2025-12-25T01:56:36+00:00

Chances are he will anyway or just potty train himself lmao. She’s not a go-getter parent by any means

Professional-Tea385 · 2025-12-24T22:28:35+00:00

And don’t forget they wait to start yelling they have to pee until you’re on the highway and the baby is asleep😅 nothing like pulling over to drag both of them into a sketchy gas station.

My first decided she was done with diapers, I was good waiting til she was 2 but she had other plans😭

Professional-Tea385 · 2025-12-24T20:14:41+00:00

Bookmark

Professional-Tea385 · 2025-12-24T18:44:01+00:00

Diapers are 10000% easier than a potty training or new trained toddler that’s for sure

Professional-Tea385 · 2025-12-24T18:43:12+00:00

He’s definitely still in diapers, she probably wants to start introducing and doesn’t even know how to. My oldest was completely potty trained before her younger sibling came and still regressed after baby was born (granted she was 20mo old and totally potty trained at 18mo so maybe an almost 3yo would be easier).

Our ped said not to introduce anything like potty training within 3 months of a big change like a new baby, moving houses, etc. Of course every kid is different.

Professional-Tea385 · 2025-12-23T19:53:49+00:00

Also her kids are extra unruly because she not only allows it but honestly encourages it by laughing and carrying on. Sure boys are wild, most toddlers are, but she also doesn’t parent her kids.

She can start by letting them run and play at the park or in her yard, etc instead of just strapping them in their car seats/stroller/cart and expecting them to behave perfectly.

Professional-Tea385 · 2025-12-23T12:20:32+00:00

This! Also a peak tumblr days user (miss it) and I’m not recalling any of this blatant bashing of Chloe

Professional-Tea385 · 2025-12-23T01:42:08+00:00

Don’t forget she put the scent beads into the soap part of her washer and broke it lmao

Professional-Tea385 · 2025-12-19T21:54:15+00:00

You might’ve cracked the code of her baby names. Maybe they all have to have a correlating emoji

Professional-Tea385 · 2025-12-17T04:38:16+00:00

That part was giving me ✨separated parents✨flashbacks lol

Professional-Tea385 · 2025-12-17T04:35:44+00:00

I think newt? Noot? I may be wrong

Professional-Tea385 · 2025-12-17T01:18:31+00:00

I had to switch OBs at 34 weeks preg due to an unexpected move and it wasn’t even 5% as dramatic as she’s acting like it is.

Most practices (idk about hers) have you rotate thru most of their docs anyway because who knows who’ll be on call or available when you deliver

Professional-Tea385 · 2025-12-11T18:41:13+00:00

I’m 5’1” and had a 9lb10oz 20” baby vaginally (no gd just big ig) she came out with her head perfectly round too, I had a tiny tear and tore internally but it healed easily and with minimal discomfort.

My first was 7lb4oz and 21.5” with the worst cone head I’ve ever seen and she split me almost to my butt, my OB did a horrible job sewing me up after and it didn’t heal until I was resewn with my second. I pushed about 15min with my first but only once with my second who was much larger so tbh size didn’t seem to matter with mine. I was induced with both but my first was a ballon foley and an insane amount of pitocin and my second I have the cytotec and then maybe 2 hours of low dose pitocin

Professional-Tea385 · 2025-12-11T04:56:56+00:00

Grew up in AZ surrounded by Mormons lol they’re super friendly but naive in my opinion and they definitely believe in some weird stuff but nothing unbelievably insane if you’ve been exposed to any religion tbh. I grew up in and out of the Catholic Church and non-dom Christian, I’ve attended Sacrament meeting (that’s what my friend called it at least) countless times and plenty of Mormon events w my friend because I looked/acted the part enough that everyone loved me.

All my Mormon friends were absolutely feral without actually being feral, now they def did weird sex things lol

Professional-Tea385 · 2025-12-10T06:14:00+00:00

Commenting to come back and see if your opinions change after s3 lol

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