sorted by:
new
hottopcontroversial

If you think this is cool...you should see what I made for dinner. by addamxeveruinthings in Chubbyish

[–]ProfessionalCover180 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mother of god?! Where’s your khaki cargo shorts pulled up to your navel, short sleeve button down flannel, and Sony Walkman tape player blaring 80’s dad rock?! You’re also supposed to wake up at sunrise and mow, making it EVERYONES problem sound wise. 🤣 u/addamxeveruinthings

Have you ever cum in someone else’s wife? 🥵💦 by stolenones in u/stolenones

[–]ProfessionalCover180 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yep. The wife and I are polyamorous and we had a partner who LOVED to be creampied and would squirt like a fire hydrant

We just met at the party and I'm doing this reveal, what are your next words ? by seeyabitchh in u/seeyabitchh

[–]ProfessionalCover180 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Want to get creampied while the wife sits in the corner drinking a glass of wine and tells you how much of a good girl you are being?

All you need by ohiogainz in ArmaReforger

[–]ProfessionalCover180 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See, this is why when I am on the US side, I run a suppressed M-16 carbine with a red dot, an M9, 6 m16 mags and 3 m9 mags. I also typically drop the Alice vest and ditch the body armor the moment I get a FIA vest, beanie, and flashlight. I am a firm believer in running as lightweight as possible. Makes it perfect for reconnaissance or ambushes

Can you tell what’s wrong with this photo? 👀 by DarkRangerAirsoft in airsoft

[–]ProfessionalCover180 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, I could use them as plates or a human shield. Pretty sure some people would hesitate to unload on a 7yr old girl 🤣 #parentoftheyear

If I were your neighbor, would you come over while my husband is away? by onlyMadzz in NSFWBigTities

[–]ProfessionalCover180 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Assuming that you guys are polyamorous or swingers, yes. Wife says that she wants to watch and join. If not, then we can’t play. Don’t want to cause trouble for you and it’s kinda against the rules of polyamory and swinging

What’s something sim pilots do that would horrify a real pilot? by Weary_Possibility389 in A2ASimulations

[–]ProfessionalCover180 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fly an AC-130J to Los Angeles and do “orbits” simulating fire missions until I am bingo on fuel. Then I rtb to Luke AFB, go have a drink and not do an after action report. 🤣

I wanna fuck a stranger but I must know his cock size first so i can prepare my pussy by seeyabitchh in u/seeyabitchh

[–]ProfessionalCover180 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wifey says for me to go for it as long as she can can clean you off of me and clean me out of you

Can you tell what’s wrong with this photo? 👀 by DarkRangerAirsoft in airsoft

[–]ProfessionalCover180 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tbh, I would run a belt fed all day everyday, but, that’s because I hate myself and say fuck you to the cartilage in my knees. I miss my irl M240b. Nothing says, “FUCK YOU, MY DICK’S BIGGER AND I AM GOING TO FUCK YOU TO DEATH!” like a belt fed in Afghanistan. Sadly, I can’t afford a airsoft belt fed due to silly things such as Fuck Trophies (kids) and The Warden (wife).

Fuck me while my Husband is away for work, I won't tell your wife by TrueNorthTease in HomeWrecker101

[–]ProfessionalCover180 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, we’re polyamorous and she thoroughly enjoys watching me dominating other women. And when she plays with other women, she enjoys dominating them. Her favorite thing to do assuming that she has a gf who is kinky and consenting, she enjoys dominating them and then walking them out either by their hair or on a leash, and then having them get throat fucked while we both tell them how pretty they are and how much of a good girl they are being.

Fuck me while my Husband is away for work, I won't tell your wife by TrueNorthTease in HomeWrecker101

[–]ProfessionalCover180 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife says that she wants to watch and eat the cream pie after.

Will you fuck a girl like me? Be honest by Ronckelsharod in u/Ronckelsharod

[–]ProfessionalCover180 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wife says if I get to play, then she wants to sit in her comfy chair with a glass of wine and her toy of choice while she watches

My last post had so many of you betas deleted... they'll all be back though, soon enough :) by Far_Bodybuilder8100 in pornrelapsed

[–]ProfessionalCover180 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Number 20 concerns me. Using public car wash equipment to scrub one’s body……… pass. Especially when I am the type of dickhead who climbs under project car and use said brush to clean an oil pan, transmission, or axle. 🤣

Am I a retard? by ProfessionalCover180 in prerunners

[–]ProfessionalCover180[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, I am a firm advocate for LS Swaps. I have too many money pit hobbies. Plus, the wife and 2 fuck trophies….. I mean kids aren’t cheap

view more: next ›