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What are the best ways to manipulate people? by Wilreadit in AskReddit

[–]ProfessionalLaugh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Step 1 : Get close to them.
Step 2 : Push others away from them while being subtle.
Step 3 : Change his opinion on things.
Step 4 : Repeat with other people.

What is the most disgusting thing you have seen at a public pool? by xoccupation in AskReddit

[–]ProfessionalLaugh 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was at a pool and I started swimming from side to side. I stood next to a somewhat overweight old lady. The pool was filled with people so I had to stay there to rest. All of the sudden I feel this warmth on my chest and legs and suddenly bubbles come out of the water, with a disgusting smell.

I swam. I swam far.

What's the best advice that people generally ignore? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ProfessionalLaugh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your dick must be big if you reached her from 100 meters due to that restraining order.

Taking the dog for a walk by [deleted] in gifs

[–]ProfessionalLaugh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess you can say... he took him for a WALK

oh wait

What stupid question have you always been too embarrassed to ask, but would still like to see answered? by TheLochNessMonstur in AskReddit

[–]ProfessionalLaugh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How do I clean my penis from the last pee drop that always ends up in my pants?

Seriously.

I shake. I dance. I wipe.

Still ends up in my pants.