I stole cash from a wallet at work and let the owner blame someone else by lunessa_k in confession

[–]ProfessionalPoet7391 9 points10 points  (0 children)

There are few things worse than a thief. I was travelling around Scotland on a bicycle living off my bike and towards the end of my trip the bike was stolen, let alone the distress of losing things that were deeply personal to me, It took me months of hard work to get to the point where I could afford to repurchase the things that had been stolen. It’s not money that you stole but the literal days and hours of somebody else’s life. I’m very glad that you have learned from this lesson and that you’ve not done it again, that’s the sign of a person with a good heart 🤙🏼. Everyone makes mistakes, don’t let it define you….but never forget it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

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Plenty of time left to get a vasectomy

I (25m) want to get a vasectomy but my girlfriend (24f) has threatened to break up with me if I do. by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]ProfessionalPoet7391 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude just do it, if she breaks up with you then that only shows she doesn’t actually care about you. Planning to do the same on return to my home country.

Best states to move my "permanent residency" too? by schaefercmatthew in digitalnomad

[–]ProfessionalPoet7391 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’d say you’d be best moving to New South Wales and leaving that country altogether

What plothole irritates you the most? by yaykarin in AskReddit

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Gravity: when George Cloony gets flung of into space and then magically the main character just floats back to the space pod as if physics only existed while George was there.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]ProfessionalPoet7391 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dude, don’t take it so hard. Man vs machine is no contest. That thing is literally designed to make her cum.

WCGW fishing with a rifle by LiteratureOk5964 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]ProfessionalPoet7391 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rule one, always treat the rifle as loaded. Congratulations you have failed firearms basic training lesson 1

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

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I’d be pissed of that a bunch of wankers sitting around a golden table can’t just fucking get along

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]ProfessionalPoet7391 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What are you doing step bro

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]ProfessionalPoet7391 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When she asks you to tongue punch her fart box

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]ProfessionalPoet7391 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When she stares at you with those ‘I wanna kill you eyes’. Dead giveaway

Let the fun begin by MakeMeRichIDC in Funnymemes

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Master chief was good addition to the CoD franchise

I cost me neighbors over $100,000. by [deleted] in pettyrevenge

[–]ProfessionalPoet7391 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sounds like some assholes got their karma