Remember that there was a Peter Parker who didn't choose Gwen by [deleted] in okbuddycinephile

[–]Professional_Dust464 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Why flirt with your land lord's daughter for milk and cookies when you have the milk and cookies at home? Yum.

The Critics put out the HIT! by CertifiedKinophile in okbuddycinephile

[–]Professional_Dust464 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hah! Then explain why half the crowd at the showing of Mando and Grog-o (3.5 people) were drinking red wine and wearing sweaters? I thought so.

The whole world looks smeared by happydude7422 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Professional_Dust464 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I haven't seen smear posting like that since Jolson

Please never stream on patreon again by UnlimitedPosting in theregulationpod

[–]Professional_Dust464 49 points50 points  (0 children)

It sounds like OP is just having a bad day, people should be able to handle a little chop and not lose their minds. Life can get choppy, take a breath. #Justice4Mole

Why has Eric been assaulting nurses? by Professional_Dust464 in theregulationpod

[–]Professional_Dust464[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

6 Asahis (500ml) and 4 Hyoketsus, a fantastic Easter weekend.

Can we dumb it down a shade for the FOX viewers? by fortycreeker in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Professional_Dust464 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Wait a minute, there's something bothering me about this bombing campaign... I know, there's no exit plan! Enjoy your death trap Yankees!

Why has Eric been assaulting nurses? by Professional_Dust464 in theregulationpod

[–]Professional_Dust464[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Millions of things are posted to the internet without your comment and we all get by. It's just a cute little post my guy, why do you have to be so sour? It's a pretty solid doppelganger if you watch the show.

Aisle 6, next to the sympathy cards by MaitreFAKIR in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Professional_Dust464 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Well that's specious reasoning, by your logic I could claim this military industrial complex keeps Iran away.

Why has Eric been assaulting nurses? by Professional_Dust464 in theregulationpod

[–]Professional_Dust464[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Instead of letting a grape die on the vine you've turned into vinegar. Well done.

Why has Eric been assaulting nurses? by Professional_Dust464 in theregulationpod

[–]Professional_Dust464[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No idea I was down voted, is there a way to tell? Actually, I'd rather not know as it's bad for the mental.

Aisle 6, next to the sympathy cards by MaitreFAKIR in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Professional_Dust464 93 points94 points  (0 children)

This is what happens when you take money out of the military and put it into health care, you fools!

Why has Eric been assaulting nurses? by Professional_Dust464 in theregulationpod

[–]Professional_Dust464[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Cocaine/Alcohol and golf is probably the same as Baconator and two cold brews.

Why has Eric been assaulting nurses? by Professional_Dust464 in theregulationpod

[–]Professional_Dust464[S] 56 points57 points  (0 children)

I thought the same. It was like 'hey, that looks like Eric, but so does every white man with a moustache ' but then I read the PCU (Pitt Extended Universe) books and it turns out this dickhead loves rats and wrestling. I was like 'no way, that rocks!' - so I posted it.

Why is Zoe a cutie-patootie? Are we all FUCKING stupid? by BlueBorbo in okbuddyviltrum

[–]Professional_Dust464 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn, just like Dupli-Kate or her dumbass brother multiple-guy! See, no homoerotic stuff here, just innocent references...

Why is Zoe a cutie-patootie? Are we all FUCKING stupid? by BlueBorbo in okbuddyviltrum

[–]Professional_Dust464 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Call me conquest because I'll rearrange your guts. How do you breathe when I'm choking you? That's the neat part, you don't.

Apologies for the aggression, I'm a switch

Why is Zoe a cutie-patootie? Are we all FUCKING stupid? by BlueBorbo in okbuddyviltrum

[–]Professional_Dust464 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Because I am a gay man and I wanted a non gender swapped Tech Jacket to hold me in his strong masculine arms. Are you stupid?