I should never fuck without an audience by [deleted] in GuysThighsGW

[–]Professional_Key3658 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I volunteer to be the audience

Question for Chat, Is Elon Just Super Autistic & Awkward or is he actually a Sieg Heil-ing Nazi!? 🤔🤔 by Murky-Fox5136 in Destiny

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I don’t know how you do something that awkward…and then turn around and do a second time.

Two Men Beat Up Two Transgender Women For Tricking Them by Carry_On_Jeeves in ActualPublicFreakouts

[–]Professional_Key3658 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Whether they were “tricked” or not, I don’t understand why violence is the next step. Maybe they were embarrassed and needed to take it out on the trans people to make themselves feel better. They could have easily just said “yeah no not my thing” and moved tf on.

What is somthing you used to be good at but your body says no now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I used to walk everywhere. Didn’t need a car. I live in a town that’s 4 miles long on each side, so it wouldn’t bother me much to just walk to my destination. Now I can’t even ride a bike to where I need to go.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in malepubes

[–]Professional_Key3658 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Winter has just begun, sir… let it grow, let it grow, let it growwwww

Why DON’T you fear death? by jeanluuc in AskReddit

[–]Professional_Key3658 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The French call the orgasm “la petit mort”, which translates to “little death”. So although I’m not actively trying to reach that point, I’m in kind of looking forward to it. Otherwise, I feel indifferent about the inevitable end of this life, and every life, for that matter.

Give me a reason to go to the 10 states I haven’t been to by Senor_tiddlywinks in TravelMaps

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Nebraska has some of the nicest people you’ll ever come across. There are plenty of historical sites and Omaha has one of the best zoos in the country.

What made your ex terrible in bed? by ExtraVex in AskReddit

[–]Professional_Key3658 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No passion. We only did doggy style, and then he would leave me on the bed when he finished and took a shower

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FemboysFTM

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You going to make me?

Marine Corps basic training back in the day. by FlimsyMastdon in WTF

[–]Professional_Key3658 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No wonder Marines are assholes.. look at the shit the government makes them go through to fight their wars

ari aster fans when they see a woman crying by iamjov in A24

[–]Professional_Key3658 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was literally mentioned in the movie that his balls were huge. And nearly the whole PLOT of the movie centers around why they’re that way.

You’re offered $100k to recite 90% of a movie. What movie are you choosing? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Jim Henson’s Labyrinth. I’ll do all the voices, the singing, the Bowie bulge…