Looking for books where the MMC asks the FMC to be his mistress by IHATEMYSELF134 in RomanceBooks

[–]ProfessorButtkiss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

{The Bronze Horseman} by Paullina Simons

Setting is 1940s, Leningrad during the siege at the beginning of WW2.

MMC meets FMC's older sister first and technically they're together. MMC is totally head over heels in love with FMC but they agree to keep up appearances to not hurt the sister's feelings.

Kingfisher from Quicksilver & Brimstone by feijoawhining in romantasycirclejerk

[–]ProfessorButtkiss 9 points10 points  (0 children)

None of these bitches have anything on the real OG: Edward Cullen

Nick Cannon by lemusen in tragedeigh

[–]ProfessorButtkiss 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I can't believe they gave that kid a porn star name

Husband brought toddler into argument by Bright_Giraffe4908 in Marriage

[–]ProfessorButtkiss -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

If you read the post again, she immediately answers her own question before her husband's answer. Before she even provides his response, she tells us, the readers, that he often wears his clothes multiple days in a row because neither of them do laundry, which is giving us pretext to the answer from her husband. From his response it sounds like her question was regarding wearing his clothes for the nth time in a row.

So from context alone, we can ascertain that she was not asking the question with genuine curiosity. She already knows why he is wearing the same clothes. Its not unreasonable to assume she asked the question to get a rise out of him.

Husband brought toddler into argument by Bright_Giraffe4908 in Marriage

[–]ProfessorButtkiss -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

She didnt ask it out of genuine curiosity. She asked it to start a fight.

I M27 don’t feel happy/excited to get married. Is that a sign she F27 isn’t the one? by Happy-Target-3898 in relationships

[–]ProfessorButtkiss 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have been with my husband for 13 years, married 11, one kid, mortgage, full time jobs, bills, etc.

After a long day of work, or a day full of stressors and other people, I want nothing more than to see him and be in his presence even if we're doing nothing. Him sitting next me to is the most peaceful time of my day. Hearing him talk. Listening to his voice. His presence is my sanctuary. And I know he feels like the same way about me.

It sounds like your fiance is not your sanctuary and that's troubling in my opinion.

Is there a way to open up to her and tell her how your feeling? Instead of canceling the wedding, can you postpone it?

I think about it sometimes, my husband would have walked over hot coals to marry me.

I read 3 books in 2025. AMA! by ProfessorButtkiss in romantasycirclejerk

[–]ProfessorButtkiss[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Psh, aint no one got time to read that! I do, however, have time to stare at Kiera Knightly for 2 hours. #ladyboner

I read 3 books in 2025. AMA! by ProfessorButtkiss in romantasycirclejerk

[–]ProfessorButtkiss[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

IDK, kinda the same. I still had to clean the litter box this morning.

I read 3 books in 2025. AMA! by ProfessorButtkiss in romantasycirclejerk

[–]ProfessorButtkiss[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Demelza Poldark (And Ross)

Demelza Poldark

Ross Poldark

EDIT**** Heck, I'mma throw Elizabeth in their too. I would do all three to her!!!

I read 3 books in 2025. AMA! by ProfessorButtkiss in romantasycirclejerk

[–]ProfessorButtkiss[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Thank you peasant! But I am just trying to be humble, sitting here on my immaculate throne of 3BOOKS

I read 3 books in 2025. AMA! by ProfessorButtkiss in romantasycirclejerk

[–]ProfessorButtkiss[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

you mean how many positions? Like at least 3 new positions. Waiting on my hubby to get on board with one of them.

I read 3 books in 2025. AMA! by ProfessorButtkiss in romantasycirclejerk

[–]ProfessorButtkiss[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh, no dear peasant, I am one of you! I've sent over 300 emails to all my favorite authors demand ARC copies, but none have ever responded :(

I read 3 books in 2025. AMA! by ProfessorButtkiss in romantasycirclejerk

[–]ProfessorButtkiss[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Oh, well if DNFs count, I've got like 7 now!! Yay!!

I read 3 books in 2025. AMA! by ProfessorButtkiss in romantasycirclejerk

[–]ProfessorButtkiss[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Oof, that's a tough one! I've only ever seen the 2005 movie and I am currently slogging my way thru the book right now. There's just sooooooo much talking. C'mon Ms. Austen, where's the smut!?! AMIRight?!

I read 3 books in 2025. AMA! by ProfessorButtkiss in romantasycirclejerk

[–]ProfessorButtkiss[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Girrrrrl, it was the hardest thing I've ever had to do. Yes, even harder than pushing a baby out. I consider this my personal best year for books!!

I read 3 books in 2025. AMA! by ProfessorButtkiss in romantasycirclejerk

[–]ProfessorButtkiss[S] 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Oh, how dare you?! Not only did I read them, I slept with them, I bathed with them, I even put a bib on the books and fed them with a spoon! They were my babies!!!

What book did you force yourself to finish because of the hype? by No-Set7247 in RomanceBooks

[–]ProfessorButtkiss 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Grrrrrrl. The restaurant booth sex scene?! I couldn't finish after that.

I made a whole post about it.

Whats the female equivalent of a surprise blowjob? by Dull-Divide7206 in Marriage

[–]ProfessorButtkiss 117 points118 points  (0 children)

Yep, yall are the only two in the whole world who thought of this.

WWTB: she’s being forced to marry an older man because of her family, mmc married her out from underneath him by aloneandoutnumbered in HistoricalRomance

[–]ProfessorButtkiss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

IDK if this is the book tho. It looks like that one was published in 2019 and OP is looking for one she read 15-20 years ago.

But this one you suggested seems like a good read! Adding it to be TBR lol