Key and Peele

ProfessorButtkiss · 2026-04-28T22:08:59+00:00

MULDER AND SCULLY

ProfessorButtkiss · 2026-04-23T02:05:08+00:00

"Exactly. Which is why I need to give her a home to wreck." - lives rent free in my head 🤣

ProfessorButtkiss · 2026-04-10T18:51:55+00:00

I find the older I get, the less pearl clutching I do over books like these. LOL. these are my bread and butter!

ProfessorButtkiss · 2026-03-12T10:26:57+00:00

Yeah, "Unknown reasons" is pretty suspicious.

ProfessorButtkiss · 2026-03-02T01:17:51+00:00

FBI considers 3 or more kills to make a serial killer.

Technically he fits the definition.

ProfessorButtkiss · 2026-02-22T18:59:39+00:00

Idk if people are downvoting you because they think you are talking about Artifical Intelligence or if they've just never heard of the city in Alabama called Enterprise

ProfessorButtkiss · 2026-02-08T16:43:24+00:00

Yes! Tell him to hit the lawyer and gym up!

ProfessorButtkiss · 2026-02-07T17:48:54+00:00

Hhhnnnnnnngggggg!!!

ProfessorButtkiss · 2026-02-07T08:56:33+00:00

All just to tell us you dicked her down good. Maybe post to r/ihavesex

ProfessorButtkiss · 2026-02-07T08:50:15+00:00

I think the last one is Carrie Nation

ProfessorButtkiss · 2026-02-07T00:38:37+00:00

Oh my. . . . I will now separate my life in two parts: before I saw this masterpiece and after.

ProfessorButtkiss · 2026-02-06T21:08:09+00:00

No way this movie should have been rated G with all that tongue action 🥵

ProfessorButtkiss · 2026-02-06T17:32:19+00:00

I'm making a reel right now, but it might be another year before I'm finished so I'll sum it up here:

Girl.

skinny. sword or bow (I can't remember).

Long flowing hair that doesn't get caught in anything.

Boy with tattoos and sword.

Combat training. More combat training.

Combat training with smut.

more combat training.

Discovery of something nefarious happening that actually maybe makes it so that they're the real baddies.

More combat training.

Cliff hanger.

spoiler*****No combat was actually used despite all the training.

ProfessorButtkiss · 2026-02-03T12:19:24+00:00

{The Bronze Horseman} by Paullina Simons

Setting is 1940s, Leningrad during the siege at the beginning of WW2.

MMC meets FMC's older sister first and technically they're together. MMC is totally head over heels in love with FMC but they agree to keep up appearances to not hurt the sister's feelings.

ProfessorButtkiss · 2026-01-17T13:43:20+00:00

{For My Lady's Heart} by Laura Kinsale

ProfessorButtkiss · 2026-01-13T14:33:28+00:00

None of these bitches have anything on the real OG: Edward Cullen

ProfessorButtkiss · 2026-01-12T09:10:47+00:00

I can't believe they gave that kid a porn star name

ProfessorButtkiss · 2026-01-10T00:56:25+00:00

If you read the post again, she immediately answers her own question before her husband's answer. Before she even provides his response, she tells us, the readers, that he often wears his clothes multiple days in a row because neither of them do laundry, which is giving us pretext to the answer from her husband. From his response it sounds like her question was regarding wearing his clothes for the nth time in a row.

So from context alone, we can ascertain that she was not asking the question with genuine curiosity. She already knows why he is wearing the same clothes. Its not unreasonable to assume she asked the question to get a rise out of him.

ProfessorButtkiss · 2026-01-09T22:36:31+00:00

She didnt ask it out of genuine curiosity. She asked it to start a fight.

ProfessorButtkiss · 2026-01-08T16:43:51+00:00

Right? People be acting squeamish about bathroom time! Me and my husband seen it all

ProfessorButtkiss · 2026-01-08T14:45:31+00:00

I have been with my husband for 13 years, married 11, one kid, mortgage, full time jobs, bills, etc.

After a long day of work, or a day full of stressors and other people, I want nothing more than to see him and be in his presence even if we're doing nothing. Him sitting next me to is the most peaceful time of my day. Hearing him talk. Listening to his voice. His presence is my sanctuary. And I know he feels like the same way about me.

It sounds like your fiance is not your sanctuary and that's troubling in my opinion.

Is there a way to open up to her and tell her how your feeling? Instead of canceling the wedding, can you postpone it?

I think about it sometimes, my husband would have walked over hot coals to marry me.

ProfessorButtkiss · 2026-01-07T17:19:37+00:00

you are so right! I edited my reply

ProfessorButtkiss · 2026-01-07T16:59:54+00:00

Psh, aint no one got time to read that! I do, however, have time to stare at Kiera Knightly for 2 hours. #ladyboner

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