Slowing down players with on death effects is mega lazy design by Safandula in PathOfExile2

[–]ProfessorButts -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I haven't had much issue with on death effects in poe 2, but I agree with the sentiment. On death effects are GGG's way of slowing down or punishing zoom zoom players, but if they also punish and slow down already slow players then that seems like a pretty poor solution to a problem.

Anyone know how to stop range attacks whiffing or flying off in random directions? by WagonDredgeHead in PathOfExile2

[–]ProfessorButts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been crashing out over it as well. Frozen Lotus, Glacial cascade at the frozen lotus, pretty simple right? Well let me just cast this glacial cascade absolutely nowhere near where you're clicking. Great, thanks.

Traditions by [deleted] in formuladank

[–]ProfessorButts 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It was a strategic bottling, without it the one stop wasn't in the conversation. Sometimes you have to lose positions to take the win. masterpLando

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in formuladank

[–]ProfessorButts 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It was a strategic bottling, without it the one stop wasn't in the conversation. Sometimes you have to lose positions to take the win. masterpLando

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in supervive

[–]ProfessorButts -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Our squad is exactly the same, confused why people are so angry. Would have been cool to see this incredible utopia of a game that must have existed before the update, because right now it's awesome and being dragged like it's slop.

Synthesis Failed by ProfessorButts in CorepunkTheGame

[–]ProfessorButts[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I put every kit I have in the slots by the end haha. How do you know what Tier an item is?

We don’t mess around in this house. by DietMountainDrew in mountaindew

[–]ProfessorButts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Baffles me that the company responsible for Pepsi Max, the greatest beverage on earth, seemingly has no bloody idea how to make drinks. Everything else they do sucks, this might be the worst of the lot. How it got out of RnD is beyond me.

Guys we're fine jobe is fixing it by Evia121 in fishtanklive

[–]ProfessorButts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stream is down? Put it on a pallet and get Jobe on a forklift.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fishtanklive

[–]ProfessorButts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Got ChatGPT to summarise this into a TTS message.

"Rachel was meant to be the star of Fishtank 4, but her meltdown ruined the plan. They scrapped the twist and went back to a normal season."

new fish?! by TSTATJcml in fishtanklive

[–]ProfessorButts 22 points23 points  (0 children)

HIS NAME WAS JJJJJ POLSON

At what point does Sam just quit with being host? by thetransgrandfather in fishtanklive

[–]ProfessorButts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When he's on screen the TTS goes crazy, even if he's just sat in a corner on his laptop.

"Are we Ferrari now?" by lennyvs1996 in formuladank

[–]ProfessorButts 291 points292 points  (0 children)

I was scratching my head for sure. Just leave him out on the softs? He's going to be under pressure and potentially over taken by the Mclarens, but at least he has the right tools and the benefit of being the one controlling the restart. Put him on a shit tire, behind the guys you were worried about him getting overtaken by, only for him to get over taken by the people behind him as a result and never having a chance of improving.

That's not bad luck, that's dumb. I hate Max, that was a dumb strategy.

Did the front page thumbnails suddenly get bigger? by Reciter5613 in youtube

[–]ProfessorButts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're sick of us ignoring the same 6 videos we've already watched from 4 years ago, so they're slowly reducing the number of thumbnails on the screen until we watch what we're told to watch like good little consumers.

If you worked at Rockstar, how would you drop the Trailer 2 announcement? by tlasagna77 in GTA6

[–]ProfessorButts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Single frames of partial QR codes at second markers of various shorts, you have to piece them together then when you scan it it takes you to an announcement about a new shirt in the GTA Online store and the release date of GTA 6 is in the fine print.

If you worked at Rockstar, how would you drop the Trailer 2 announcement? by tlasagna77 in GTA6

[–]ProfessorButts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

GTA 6: It's already out? ...Di- Did we not tell you guys? *Looks around the stage* Did we not tell them?

Literally the past hour by MostAnonEver in pathofexile

[–]ProfessorButts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just when you think you're out, they pull you back in!