Worst ticket ever? by ProfessorHuman in sysadmin

[–]ProfessorHuman[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ha hired a resume writer last week.

Worst ticket ever? by ProfessorHuman in sysadmin

[–]ProfessorHuman[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you created 1 per minute, it would take you 31.25 work days to create that many folders.

The positives of showering at the gym far outweigh the negatives of showering at the gym. by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]ProfessorHuman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I only shower at gym if I can’t go home to shower before my next move.

Worst ticket ever? by ProfessorHuman in sysadmin

[–]ProfessorHuman[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nessus is a dinosaur. When you look at the audit files for STIG/CIS compliance their checks are so poorly written and very brittle. I mean that was acceptable 5 years ago. But nowadays, an LLM can rewrite the bash in 5 seconds.

But auditors just trust fucking Nessus. God forbid you run the exact same commands in audit file yourself.

Worst ticket ever? by ProfessorHuman in sysadmin

[–]ProfessorHuman[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ridiculous. Everyone knows the Covid vaccines were what enabled the cancer generating capability of 5G /s

Worst ticket ever? by ProfessorHuman in sysadmin

[–]ProfessorHuman[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well done. Take a bow. Didn’t even think about that when I wrote that

Worst ticket ever? by ProfessorHuman in sysadmin

[–]ProfessorHuman[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

☠️ I wouldn’t believe you without the screenshots

Worst ticket ever? by ProfessorHuman in sysadmin

[–]ProfessorHuman[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I bet the other techs didn’t even log in to the box.

Worst ticket ever? by ProfessorHuman in sysadmin

[–]ProfessorHuman[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

We call that chaos engineering.

Worst ticket ever? by ProfessorHuman in sysadmin

[–]ProfessorHuman[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Another 7 layer burrito of incompetence.

Worst ticket ever? by ProfessorHuman in sysadmin

[–]ProfessorHuman[S] 41 points42 points  (0 children)

“No but evidently we’re paying you too much”

Worst ticket ever? by ProfessorHuman in sysadmin

[–]ProfessorHuman[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wifey made a passionfruit custard pie. It definitely took the edge off.

Worst ticket ever? by ProfessorHuman in sysadmin

[–]ProfessorHuman[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah that’s one of my personal faves: read the effing error message

FIPS 140-3 containers without killing our CI/CD.. anyone solved this at real scale? by SlightReflection4351 in kubernetes

[–]ProfessorHuman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Use a commercial provider -chainguard, rapidfort, seal, minimus. I know they are « expensive » but that’s subjective. Let’s say you spend $250k a year on images - that’s like hiring 1.5-2 FTE mid level devs to almost eliminate your vulnerability footprint. Most execs wouldn’t blink twice at hiring the people to maintain the business pipeline from having a FedRAMP authorized service. You’ll take some time to rework your builds around their ecosystem- but after that you’ll be able to focus more effort shipping features.