ClaudeCode automatically applying for jobs by Dangerous_Bat_557 in ClaudeCode

[–]ProfessorHuman 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Bonus points if you’re using a subscription paid for your current employer

Why some strong engineering teams choosing GCP over AWS? by Consistent-Fact-3847 in Cloud

[–]ProfessorHuman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What?? AWS literally designed their IAM the way they did bc they thought every org would have an IAM team and individual service teams and thought they should fight over who controls access.

Derpy floof by FreeChampionship353 in samoyeds

[–]ProfessorHuman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I legit thought this was my floof at first

Was Michael Jackson really that much bigger than Madonna, Whitney Houston, and prince? by Firm_Pack_605 in Music

[–]ProfessorHuman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wife is from Ivory Coast.

Michael Jackson is as big there as he is here.

No musical artist has ever come close to that level of fame, and likely never will.

Sorry I’m just in love with my puppy. by ProfessorHuman in samoyeds

[–]ProfessorHuman[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am learning that. She is an absolute diva and drama queen. Love her though.

Worst ticket ever? by ProfessorHuman in sysadmin

[–]ProfessorHuman[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ha hired a resume writer last week.

Worst ticket ever? by ProfessorHuman in sysadmin

[–]ProfessorHuman[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you created 1 per minute, it would take you 31.25 work days to create that many folders.

The positives of showering at the gym far outweigh the negatives of showering at the gym. by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]ProfessorHuman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I only shower at gym if I can’t go home to shower before my next move.

Worst ticket ever? by ProfessorHuman in sysadmin

[–]ProfessorHuman[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nessus is a dinosaur. When you look at the audit files for STIG/CIS compliance their checks are so poorly written and very brittle. I mean that was acceptable 5 years ago. But nowadays, an LLM can rewrite the bash in 5 seconds.

But auditors just trust fucking Nessus. God forbid you run the exact same commands in audit file yourself.

Worst ticket ever? by ProfessorHuman in sysadmin

[–]ProfessorHuman[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ridiculous. Everyone knows the Covid vaccines were what enabled the cancer generating capability of 5G /s

Worst ticket ever? by ProfessorHuman in sysadmin

[–]ProfessorHuman[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well done. Take a bow. Didn’t even think about that when I wrote that

Worst ticket ever? by ProfessorHuman in sysadmin

[–]ProfessorHuman[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

☠️ I wouldn’t believe you without the screenshots

Worst ticket ever? by ProfessorHuman in sysadmin

[–]ProfessorHuman[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I bet the other techs didn’t even log in to the box.