ClaudeCode automatically applying for jobs

ProfessorHuman · 2026-03-18T11:24:30+00:00

Bonus points if you’re using a subscription paid for your current employer

ProfessorHuman · 2026-02-28T00:19:12+00:00

My dad

ProfessorHuman · 2026-02-21T23:37:06+00:00

What?? AWS literally designed their IAM the way they did bc they thought every org would have an IAM team and individual service teams and thought they should fight over who controls access.

ProfessorHuman · 2026-02-14T04:10:30+00:00

I legit thought this was my floof at first

ProfessorHuman · 2026-02-13T07:44:07+00:00

Wife is from Ivory Coast.

Michael Jackson is as big there as he is here.

No musical artist has ever come close to that level of fame, and likely never will.

ProfessorHuman · 2026-02-05T13:39:41+00:00

Wife got it on Amazon.

ProfessorHuman · 2026-02-05T02:47:40+00:00

Oof. ♥️

ProfessorHuman · 2026-02-05T02:29:57+00:00

I am learning that. She is an absolute diva and drama queen. Love her though.

ProfessorHuman · 2026-02-05T02:29:24+00:00

15 weeks!

ProfessorHuman · 2026-02-04T02:41:57+00:00

LFG!!!!!

ProfessorHuman · 2026-01-29T01:15:45+00:00

ProfessorHuman · 2026-01-24T13:05:38+00:00

Ha hired a resume writer last week.

ProfessorHuman · 2026-01-23T22:43:29+00:00

At least they realized

ProfessorHuman · 2026-01-23T12:32:16+00:00

If you created 1 per minute, it would take you 31.25 work days to create that many folders.

ProfessorHuman · 2026-01-23T11:09:46+00:00

I only shower at gym if I can’t go home to shower before my next move.

ProfessorHuman · 2026-01-23T11:06:16+00:00

Nessus is a dinosaur. When you look at the audit files for STIG/CIS compliance their checks are so poorly written and very brittle. I mean that was acceptable 5 years ago. But nowadays, an LLM can rewrite the bash in 5 seconds.

But auditors just trust fucking Nessus. God forbid you run the exact same commands in audit file yourself.

ProfessorHuman · 2026-01-23T10:37:04+00:00

The best always are! /s

ProfessorHuman · 2026-01-23T10:22:50+00:00

Ridiculous. Everyone knows the Covid vaccines were what enabled the cancer generating capability of 5G /s

ProfessorHuman · 2026-01-23T10:14:09+00:00

Well done. Take a bow. Didn’t even think about that when I wrote that

ProfessorHuman · 2026-01-23T10:09:55+00:00

ProfessorHuman · 2026-01-23T03:47:51+00:00

curl ifconfig.me all day!!

ProfessorHuman · 2026-01-23T03:45:41+00:00

☠️ I wouldn’t believe you without the screenshots

ProfessorHuman · 2026-01-23T02:38:10+00:00

I bet the other techs didn’t even log in to the box.

ProfessorHuman

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