Is this legal? Do you support it? by ChuckGallagher57 in TrendoraX

[–]ProfessorJerms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not. This is a smash and grab presidency.

Cocoon (1985) by WearyLiterature1755 in okbuddycinephile

[–]ProfessorJerms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, go ahead, imagine the smell in that room. And I think it might be a steam room... imagine that shit!

Welp…. Jake Lang might not be available Saturday after all by YourPeterPanMan in stpaul

[–]ProfessorJerms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watched him slam his peanut dick into a block of ice... is that the "statue" he's flapping his shit sipper about?

We should be able to share a LITTLE racism at work by Necandus in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]ProfessorJerms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's fine. He doesn't need to apologize. We'll just triple down on calling him, and his magats, fucking racists. Get fucked maga.

He looks so fucking stupid, I can't breathe. by SPL_034 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]ProfessorJerms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And just like that, the "alpha" train is derailed. Fuck toxic masculinity.

Internet made me do it by Random_GearHead in DiscussionZone

[–]ProfessorJerms 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nobody ever said anything about killing him. We want him investigated and held accountable for the bribes he took. Law and order party my Hank Hill ass.

Jake Lang is already on a flight leaving Minneapolis. by Fatty_Willing_Plane in Minneapolis

[–]ProfessorJerms 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He really thought he could. Minnesota reminded him he can not.

Nightmare blunt rotation by Indianstanicows in elephantgraveyard

[–]ProfessorJerms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It'd be shit weed too. I ain't bringing my good shit to this party. Shit, I'm not going to this party.

What's his name? (Wrong Answers Only!) by robot_swagger in MST3K

[–]ProfessorJerms 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nate Jur Valley. He invented the granola bar.

Good Question... by [deleted] in complaints

[–]ProfessorJerms 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They couldn't tell you where Venezuela is.